What should you buy a fat chick for Christmas?
 

My gf and i know this fat woman across the hall. We dont really like her and are disgusted by the sight of her. But we feel really bad for her because shes super fat and is only ever with a black guy.

My gf was thinking a dominos pizza gift certificate.

I personally wanted to have her made a small horn that beeps when she backs up to warn others of her fatness.

What would be the best gift for a fat chick? I normally ignore fat people but wanted to do something nice.

Print a MyFitnessPal qr code on the back of a xmas card

chocolates. They all love that shit even if they deny it.
piglet, she will love it for 4 to 6 months before she eats it

Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

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You live in a building with black people? Sorry MM. You walked right into that one. :winkwink:

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Ding! We have a winner.

Spend the money on getting your dick enlarged from 1 mm to 2 mm.

Selfie stick so she can see her ass

Get her the same thing you'd get your Mom or yourself since you're so much like her. Can't go wrong.

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Ghetto problems...

ham

https://youtu.be/mJbbtEOE4a4?t=4m37s

fit bit for her

Oh wait I know this one!

A cheeseburger?

A pizza?

Some oreo cookies?

What was the punchline again? Dang....

Doritos!! That was it. Doritos.

Good one. :D

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Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?

I have no debt and savings. I want to do something nice for fat people.

When is the last time you did something nice for a fat chick other then fucking your wife?

Or i give her the same thing as i gave your mom my fat dick?

Riding the bus all day to keep warm doesn't really count as travelling.

Landlord evasion?

Says the guy who's closest thing to a real vacation is searching beaches on google images.

LOL I love it! This thread is full of typical GFY losers who had to settle for a fat wife and can't admit their failures. :1orglaugh

Tickets to Star Wars VII ??

A thread like this.....


only on GFY

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I got my wife a book.

http://i.imgur.com/oUfinsI.jpg

YUP...sorry bro. PEASANT SPOTTED!

Jenny Craig gift certificate

Get her a thing that does something.

lol if u live amongst the fats

It's pretty obvious you are looking for us to give you the go ahead to eat her pussy.

Go for it. It's a gift you will both remember.

I'm sure my Mom would appreciate that, I just don't need to hear about it. :2 cents:

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You said exactly what I was thinking. Apartment lol.

LOL i love GFY. 99.9% (im the 0.01%) of people in this thread have debt out the wazoo. You're all like: "Check out all my cool stuff the bank owns!". LOL

I actually you know RUN A BUSINESS. And can afford to travel and do nice things for fat people. My higlight of my day doesnt involve arguing Netflix with a fat ass spouse.

You = stuck in life
MetaMan = Pimp eating steak and shrimp

BOOYASHAKA

What do you even do?

a gallon of ice cream, a sappy movie, and a spatula

You're a liar.

You wouldn't buy anyone anything for Christmas.

There's no fat chick who lives across the hall from you.

There is no across the hall from you because you live in your mom's basement.

You definitely don't have a girlfriend.

You cant afford the products that i sell so why are you asking?

WTF i thought it was you and your wife who lived across from me?

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

Get her a bag of flour incase she decides to have sex with someone at xmas

Green Coffee Beans with Svetol - Risk Free Weight Loss

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So you don't do shit. Just as I thought.

Anyone who can't be up front with what they do, doesn't do shit, or doesn't do shit worth shit.

Just another forum shit talkin loser.

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Yes because it's my job to inform you what business I operate in. Why would I inform a nobody what I do or why I do it? You're a nobody. You can't afford my products. I don't want to do business with you. So why would I let a nobody peer into what I do risking a nobody copying me? That's business 101. Keep the nobodies (you) guessing. Kapeesh?

25 pizza, 15 hamburgers so she wont be hungry

He said "gift" not "breakfast".

Classic defense for someone who has failed in business and life.

I don't have to prove anything to you. Blah blah blah. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh