Brassmonkey Donation Thread
 

In a sad turn of events, he lost his primary income source of posting race baiting and death news for pennies. That is why the main page is not 50% Brassmonkey copy/paste threads.

As most of you guessed by his compulsive lying and 2nd grade vocabulary and grammar at 55 years old, its clear his prospects for any sort of real employment are quite limited.

Lets all pull together and discuss how we can raise money to make sure Brassmonkey doesn't become a Phoenix PD statistic.

Ideas???

Have you considered a NoCarrier style donation thread?

Or maybe a Tala style Secret Santa?

Posted from my iMac.

I think that to do the NoCarrier thing, he'd have to know where his kids are and how to find them.

No worries, he will get money "redistributed" from hard workers. After all this is the reason he votes democrat.

He's a Crip. They take care of their own, like Mormons.

They will rob a store and pool money for Mr. Donkster :thumbsup

Fuck that guy.

I am in 63 cents.

I like Brassmonkey and want to donate! :)

Here's an idea, have brassmonkey do a currency exchange or some kind with you, much like zerohero, have him screw you over (meaning he gets to keep all the money) and then not do anything about it. :2 cents:

This will make you a good person Sly.

He doesn't need the money.he is a baller

I can pitch in a buck. So now we have $1.63.

You guys are all truly amazing. I did not expect that within a few short posts, he'd already get a full months sig salary. Incredible! Way to go guy! Keep it up.

Ah, what the hell! I will pitch in another 32 cents and 2 pack of Swisher Sweets (Strawberry flavor). Its giving time!

I will donate a copy/paste keyboard.

Just about spit out my drink reading this :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Where do I send the paypal funds?

i will donate the opportunity for him to scrape the bottom of a local fountain in his hood for 30 minutes.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2mcltPfP1qctkcl.jpg

I heard he is moving intobthe clan

I think he's working in K-mart's Christmas section ....


http://i.imgur.com/mjP8qHj.jpg


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Where I donate epassporte?

He would not be sporting bloods colors :Oh crap

Lots of cheap asses on this board not doing shit for great cause.
Fuck it, I am throwing in another 17 cents. Whats the total like now?

BTW: Do you win money with AVN award or not? Brass is up for back-to-back awards. So vote!

Ok, I am a cheap ass so 3 cents from me since I can not split 4th in fiddy.

surely the crips will get revenge

Dude, Brassmonkey is independently wealthy! Didn't you know that?

He's everyone's "secret Santa" in his 'hood. :)

Happy Holidays to all! :)

:xmas-smil30 :xmas-smil22 :xmas-smil16 :smilie_we