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The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 11:35 AM

I Hate Christmas
 
Fuck you Santa Clause.

:action-sm

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

:xmas-smil16

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

:xmas-smil30:boid

BIGTYMER 12-25-2015 11:39 AM

Merry Christmas! Hope you have a happy new year!

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20678813)
Merry Christmas! Hope you have a happy new year!

LOL You too man. :)

Spunky 12-25-2015 11:53 AM

Santa forgot me again this year :(

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 12:02 PM

it's my little bros birthday so i can't hate it. my god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

MiamiBoyz 12-25-2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678812)
Fuck you Santa Clause.

:action-sm

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

:xmas-smil16

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

:xmas-smil30:boid

I am with on this one! :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678821)
it's my little bros birthday so i can't hate it. my god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

I could use some more cabbage this Christmas.

$$$$$$$$$

LOL

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678824)
I could use some more cabbage this Christmas.

$$$$$$$$$

LOL

this is my second year! i sold 75 pounds of okra to a famous chicken and waffles joint. next year hopefully i can optimize my production.

mineistaken 12-25-2015 12:18 PM

Sorry you have no good relationships ( or no family) to your family.
Merry Christmas :)

mineistaken 12-25-2015 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678821)
i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers!

how much did you get?
This is the first time I hear about this thing okra (looks like some kind of pepper in a way), not popular/known around my parts.

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678832)
Sorry you have no good relationships ( or no family) to your family.
Merry Christmas :)

Who said I have no family or friends? My house is filled with them at the moment. LOL Fucking annoying too, drinking eggnog and opening presents and baking cookies....WTF??

:smilie_we

Maybe I'm grumpy because it's 65 degrees fahrenheit in NJ right now and I'm longing for one of these:

:xmas-smil

$money$ 12-25-2015 12:30 PM

Merry Christmas Porn Nerd and Family

mineistaken 12-25-2015 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678835)
Who said I have no family or friends?

I said NO GOOD RELATIONSHIP with family. No family was in () as less likely alternative.
Everyone who has good relationship to family enjoys gathering for Christmas and chilling, conversing etc.

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678834)
how much did you get?
This is the first time I hear about this thing okra (looks like some kind of pepper in a way), not popular/known around my parts.

been growing using the kratky method. lots of experimenting going on. bok choy grows just fine now lettuce have issues with that :helpme:helpme

mineistaken 12-25-2015 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678850)
kratky method.

that is interesting. picture of your set up?
I have a greenhouse where I grow something traditional way (in the ground). Would be cool to replace it by this (less maintenance watering etc).

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678861)
that is interesting. picture of your set up?
I have a greenhouse where I grow something traditional way (in the ground). Would be cool to replace it by this (less maintenance watering etc).

have to charge my camcorder ill pm you some pics. you want the whole system fertilizer and all?

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678845)
I said NO GOOD RELATIONSHIP with family. No family was in () as less likely alternative.
Everyone who has good relationship to family enjoys gathering for Christmas and chilling, conversing etc.

You've obviously never met my family. :D

Fa-la-la-la-la-fuck you Santa!

:costumed87:xmas-smil30:eek2

mineistaken 12-25-2015 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678865)
you want the whole system fertilizer and all?

Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

CaptainHowdy 12-25-2015 01:31 PM

You just should have asked a blowjob for X-mas, Mr. Peabody ...

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678868)
Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

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N - stands for nitrogen. You probably knew that one. This nutrient is the leaf and stem developer and adding nitrogen wiil get thing growing fast. It's always perfect for leafy veggies. After all, it's the leafy part that we're after in vegetables like cabbage, lettuce, Swiss chard, kale, etc.
sorry op!

P - stands for phosphorus. This nutrient is valuable for developing flowers and fruit - plus helps roots take quickly to the soil around them. If you're frustrated by lots of leaves and stems developing on your fruiting crops like pumpkin or tomatoes. But nary a fruit in sight - you may need a boost of phosphorus.

K - stands for potassium. Potassium promotes healthy roots systems and helps the plants resist disease. It also works alongside the phosphorus in developing fruit. You'll notice it's importance if you're growing root crops such as carrots or turnips.

mineistaken 12-25-2015 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678867)
You've obviously never met my family. :D

How so? It seems like we agree...

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20678868)
Yep. I am mostly curious about the lay out of it. Now I am checking this:

There are pictures of bigger greenhouses with lettuces, I am wondering why don't they have more than one level to double the production. Surely there would be enough of light for the bottom level. And some of them are supposedly growing commercially. Why not double the output by having 2 levels in the greenhouse?

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The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20678870)
You just should have asked a blowjob for X-mas, Mr. Peabody ...

I did. All I got was a hair dryer.

EVEN MY FUCKING XMAS THREADS GET HIJACKED BY FUCKING FARMERS!!! Not even growing WEED for fuck's sake.

See why I hate Christmas? Jingle my BALLS people. :D

Sednub997 12-25-2015 02:52 PM

Perfet time for business.Sales are up

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678889)
I did. All I got was a hair dryer.

EVEN MY FUCKING XMAS THREADS GET HIJACKED BY FUCKING FARMERS!!! Not even growing WEED for fuck's sake.

See why I hate Christmas? Jingle my BALLS people. :D

you buy herb wholesale. i said sorry :1orglaugh:1orglaugh been up since 3am wrapping produce for my customers. ate and fell out for an hour now i have to cook. on the grill now (more rum egg nogg) :Oh crap hell yeah!

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678971)
you buy herb wholesale. i said sorry :1orglaugh:1orglaugh been up since 3am wrapping produce for my customers. ate and fell out for an hour now i have to cook. on the grill now (more rum egg nogg) :Oh crap hell yeah!

LOL No worries man - your multi-colored sig is like Christmas lights. I like Christmas lights.

:)

nico-t 12-25-2015 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678821)
imy god i sold almost all my greens okra and peppers! have a few cabbage.

what does this have to do with anything :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20678980)
what does this have to do with anything :1orglaugh

making cabbage you back woods circle jerk! op we will make some cabbage aka paper in 2016 i promise that

nico-t 12-25-2015 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20678983)
making cabbage you back woods circle jerk! op we will make some cabbage aka paper in 2016 i promise that

what the fuck that has to do with christmas :1orglaugh are you high on cabbage dogg?

brassmonkey 12-25-2015 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20678995)
what the fuck that has to do with christmas :1orglaugh are you high on cabbage dogg?

after i grill the steaks yes! high on cabbage!

mineistaken 12-25-2015 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20678995)
what the fuck that has to do with christmas :1orglaugh are you high on cabbage dogg?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-25-2015 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678812)
Fuck you Santa Clause.

:action-sm

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhere. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"

:xmas-smil16

Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

:xmas-smil30:boid

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Christmas - but I am happy this day is almost over. My back is killing me, my wallet is screaming, my eyes are tired, I'm going through withdrawal from my normal life where 50 million people aren't at my house every other day.

Since you don't really want to hear "Merry Christmas" even though that's really what I want to say...I'll give you what goes best.

GO FUCK YOURSELF :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY :pimp

arock10 12-25-2015 05:55 PM

Just go hide in the bathroom, jerk off, and relax

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20679011)
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Christmas - but I am happy this day is almost over. My back is killing me, my wallet is screaming, my eyes are tired, I'm going through withdrawal from my normal life where 50 million people aren't at my house every other day.

Since you don't really want to hear "Merry Christmas" even though that's really what I want to say...I'll give you what goes best.

GO FUCK YOURSELF :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY :pimp

OMG how rude! See? You simply cannot trust farmers or people who live on farms to be nice and understanding at Christmastime. They simply don't want to hear it, having to deal with all the animals in their lives. Well, I am not an animal! I deserve a 'Merry Christmas' from you!*

:glugglug:drinkup:love-boob

I've been sitting up all night waiting for that damned Ghost From Christmas Past to get his lazy translucent ass over here so we can get this changing me into a nice guy party started already. I've got my six pence ready for the turkey and everything.

:xomunch:fart:xmas-smil30:hitit

BAH HUMBUG!!

*OK you got me. I AM an animal. Now come over here and milk me. :)

BIGTYMER 12-25-2015 09:09 PM

Love cabbage.

http://i.imgur.com/ZNqo0lM.jpg

mineistaken 12-25-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20679061)

Yeah, I like it too. And you can save it for later (if you grow it like BM) as it does not spoil quickly.

AMDWarrior 12-25-2015 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678812)
Fuck you Santa Clause.

:action-sm

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhetgre. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"


:xmas-smil16


Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

:xmas-smil30:boid


Good.. fuck you anyway..

AMDWarrior 12-25-2015 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20678812)
Fuck you Santa Clause.

:action-sm

Can't wait for this day to be over and I can stop hearing all this fake niceness everywhetgre. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Holidays!"


:xmas-smil16


Sickening.

Can we get back to business now?

Ho Ho Ho - somebody get me a fucking Ho!

:xmas-smil30:boid


Good.. fuck you anyway..


But happy holidays! ! :)

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20679061)

Finally! Now there's some mistletoe I can get under.

:thumbsup :rasta:xmas-smil30:jester

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMDWarrior (Post 20679066)
Good.. fuck you anyway..


But happy holidays! ! :)

Twice? Why so angry? Your Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

:eatme:tongue::wetkiss

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-25-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20679043)
OMG how rude! See? You simply cannot trust farmers or people who live on farms to be nice and understanding at Christmastime. They simply don't want to hear it, having to deal with all the animals in their lives. Well, I am not an animal! I deserve a 'Merry Christmas' from you!*

:glugglug:drinkup:love-boob

I've been sitting up all night waiting for that damned Ghost From Christmas Past to get his lazy translucent ass over here so we can get this changing me into a nice guy party started already. I've got my six pence ready for the turkey and everything.

:xomunch:fart:xmas-smil30:hitit

BAH HUMBUG!!

*OK you got me. I AM an animal. Now come over here and milk me. :)

OMGOSH, I'm so sorry! MERRYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:59!

The Porn Nerd 12-25-2015 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20679089)
OMGOSH, I'm so sorry! MERRYY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11:59!

I was just messin' with ya. :) Merry Christmas lovely lady!!

:kisskiss:smilie_we

The Porn Nerd 12-26-2015 11:50 AM

Happy um, Boxing Day?

brassmonkey 12-26-2015 12:56 PM

well had dry rub grilled steaks baked mac and cheese and cabbage. chocolate mouse and apple pie from village inn :thumbsup:thumbsup

$money$ 12-26-2015 12:58 PM

It was a great christmas considering all the things that could possibly go wrong!

The Porn Nerd 12-26-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20679390)
well had dry rub grilled steaks baked mac and cheese and cabbage. chocolate mouse and apple pie from village inn :thumbsup:thumbsup

You had a chocolate mouse? Dood that is hood gangsta right there! :)

Seriously tho: "Boxing Day"? Without a single fight on TV? How is this possible?

I don't get it.

:food-smil10

:xmas-smil30

Rochard 12-26-2015 04:33 PM

I am not overly fond of Christmas either. Everyone in my family is so broke that Christmas presents were mostly limited to t-shirts and trinkets. At the same time I've spent a lot of money on stuff for everyone else. I just roll with the "it's better to give than to receive". Besides, anything I want for myself I just buy any how.

brassmonkey 12-26-2015 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20679410)
You had a chocolate mouse? Dood that is hood gangsta right there! :)

Seriously tho: "Boxing Day"? Without a single fight on TV? How is this possible?

I don't get it.

:food-smil10

:xmas-smil30

boxing is out man. too many brains damaged. sugar ray fought until his brain was gone and almost lost an eye!
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bronco67 12-26-2015 07:09 PM

It's a pain in my fucking ass too.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-26-2015 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20679122)
I was just messin' with ya. :) Merry Christmas lovely lady!!

:kisskiss:smilie_we



:liebe028: and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :winkwink:

The Porn Nerd 12-26-2015 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20679502)
I am not overly fond of Christmas either. Everyone in my family is so broke that Christmas presents were mostly limited to t-shirts and trinkets. At the same time I've spent a lot of money on stuff for everyone else. I just roll with the "it's better to give than to receive". Besides, anything I want for myself I just buy any how.

I'm the same way. After I bought everybody their gifts I splurged on an indoor exercise bike for myself. I will need it after this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20679510)
boxing is out man. too many brains damaged. sugar ray fought until his brain was gone and almost lost an eye!
http://395b8fa9db24904bd7e1-a3c3d389...silk_main1.jpg

Man I am coming over now!! I just had some Oreo cookie cake from Stop and Shop and it tasted like it sounds. LOL

:food-smil02

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20679574)
It's a pain in my fucking ass too.

Yeah it's just such a fucking hassle. I'm glad it's over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20679582)
:liebe028: and a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :winkwink:

Happy New Year!!! Stay safe there in Jersey. Lots of crazies on the road that night. :)

:kisskiss


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