I heard a dog bark
 

...it was my neighbours. Black lab. I pass it on the way to the park. Sometimes i feed it treats.

Why do you HAVE to make it into a racial issue? asshole!

Dogshit!

the king is that you?

pigshit!

I have to shit!

Fucked up if true, OP

I accidentally stepped on my doggies tale and he yelped :(

lol at parody threads of theking's headline writing style

You have to admit though... his titles do sometimes get people to click impulsively

I know, I know... pigshit :) But I figured I'd say it.

is it pregnant?

I don't think so. I have a friend Betsy. She has 3 children. Pregnant with twins. They will be number 5. She has a black lab. Named Mickey. Mickey likes bacon.

Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets...while you are at it might as well do yourself...I had Chinese last night...today Italian. I need tinfoil and toothpaste.