My bank has been closed for 3 days now
 

And I can't even buy a fucking can of coke. Starting to get pissed off.
Someone want my content deal for next to nothing?
You can paypal me today and I will sell it for 300.
The hard drive cost 100 just for that so if I can upload it you can have it for 200.
I still have 3 or 4 to sell.
It is semi-exclusive.
Or just paypal me and I will paypal you back extra, I don't really care.

https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/11...-pictures.html

There are the details if you need some or message me on here.

Where do you live that the bank is closed for 3 days? No ATM either?

Florida, I guess it was open on Saturday for 3 hours but that doesn't count because I didn't feel good enough after Christmas to make it there is time but still the banks fault.
Of course Friday was the holiday and Today is Sunday.
If I had an ATM card all would be fine.
This deal is only good for next couple of hours. I would rather keep the content than stand in line at the post office this time of year.

Don't worry tomorrow is monday
http://images.essentialtravel.co.uk/...-baby-blog.jpg

you have very nice nick :thumbsup

https://gfy.com/avatars/brian837?dateline=1359495667

How much for the dog? :-3

a can of coke??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you don't have cash?? change?? wow!!

No ATM Card
No Credit Card

in 2015? :error

I haven't been in my bank in years. Every deposit by wire or iPhone. When I need dough ATM card, PayPal card, Credit cards.

Have Luck :thumbsup

I am not really wanting just a can of coke dumbass. I didn't know I had to type a whole detailed list for someone like you to get the point LOL, Well yeah I guess I do :1orglaugh

aww shit

Here we go again. It is the holiday. I am sick at home and everyone else is in Sarasota. I would rather not drive an hour to get my shit. Don't worry i'm sure she can get me a coke on the way home and anything else so BrassMonkey can be happy and I will report to him.

No shit, maybe start 2016 with an ATM card.

Dude I love the ISIS thread you almost had me reply in :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You don't want this puppy. He looks cute but is a royal pain in the ass.

if you give coup the dog he'll rename it isis

fucked up but true, op

PM sent. :)

Is this your first Holiday season?

LOL wow the trolls are out big time, I am laying on the couch and I don't feel good.
The GF and everyone else are gone, Yes she has my debt card ok, I didn't want to admit it and be called pussy whipped LOL or whatever it is. Yeah call it lazy because I just want to go to the store. Sorry I ruined everyones weekend :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I have content I have sold for 1200 dollars. I still have a few. If someone wants to make my life easier I am making it worth it to them.
Anyone else need any info? My shoe size or what cold meds I have taken today?
Of how many dogs I have :1orglaugh Just message me and I will be happy to tell you.
Thanks to the Porn Nerd also :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh My dog thinks he is ISIS.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh he don't want no toy dogg!

sign of the times

I know it sucks right. I have 800+ bitcoin but Publix doesn't accept those either.
I love the people who want to give you half of what a bitcoin is worth because they say it could drop by the time they cash it out LOL. It could double in price too. That just is what it is.
Almost did the bitcoin thread but the content is easier or so I thought. You need bitcoin?

LOL he is not considered a toy dog. 14 pounds buddy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh but I just say it is my girl friends dog to escape the heat. You would love these dogs man.

+1 :thumbsup

Yeah next time maybe just go I need to sell some content cause I broke negroe. Using bank closure as excuse to sell content in main forum=Ghetto Marketing. Not like someones gonna pay ya hundreds of dollars through Paypal for content and ya immediately run from the couch to go buy 1 can of coke and cough syrup. I have enough change in my couch to buy both. I have people in Brandon, Sarasota, Bradenton would you like Coke delivered? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:2 cents::thumbsup

I'll lend you 50$ paypal if you need it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

More trolls. Would you feel better if my GF sent a pic of my debt card next to a ham or I can show my balance of bitcoin alone at 812 I believe but then I would be accused of photoshopping it right? Can you photoshop a video? Well you probably can I don't know.
Just keep telling me how you all have 100 dollars in change in your couch and how my dog is fake LOL I don't need to make a list of everything I need but common sense would tell you I want to buy more than a can of coke.
If you want to deliver to my house that would be great. If you read what I wrote you would know my girl and the family is in Sarasota so you need to jump on 75 and go an hour South. As if I would let someone come bring me a coke from this site :1orglaugh The closest person I know that lives by me is Harmon. Tell him to get me one.

LOL ok he is about 12 pounds so I will have to get him really wet :1orglaugh:1orglaugh dude you are killing me with this HAHA. You are right so I have very little to argue with you on this :upsidedow

obviously it's an (not very good one) excuse to peddle your content

next time dont take people for retards and just say it like it is: "yo, it's Christmas and i need some extra cash, so here some deals for you if you're interested"

Thanks for the offer but it is cool, I was told to look in my couch and I would find lots of treasures and untold riches if I dig deep enough. :1orglaugh

How come being lazy when you don't feel like doing anything is so bad?
I have 812 bitcoin in my account. Have you ever tried to sell bitcoin? I have only had one good deal go through that was not a total pain in the ass.
I make a deal to sell 30 bitcoin and the price drops 3 dollars and I get called a scammer LOL. As if I had anything to do with it. I have even taken the loss just to make the deal happen but these fuckers who buy them wait 3 or 4 days in hopes that the price goes up and want to pay me so they can just resell them at cost to make an easy couple of hundred bucks. I have had it happen no less than ten times :1orglaugh
I have had that content for sale for a year. I figured it would be easy to dump one and get a few bucks. Sure fighting with the trolls is always fun.
If people want to say i'm broke it is fine with me.
I am homeless can anyone help me? It doesn't matter :winkwink:

Hold on I will find a bitcoin convo and show you. You will laugh your ass off at how people make a deal for 50 bitcoins and do not pay until the price goes up 20 bucks.
Then they jump my shit if I do not reply in minutes after they wait 5 days. I could call out so many people but I only troll for fun. I have never been scammed, well not really.

No piggy bank either ? :upsidedow

+1 :thumbsup



Mom in Brandon, 2 Cousins in Sarasota, Aunt in Bradenton. Know the area well as I drive down there every year. Don't say I never offered. :1orglaugh

1. Your Broke , 2. You have 5000 bitcoins

Brian, sorry I am late to the party, did you find a solution? I will paypal you some money and you can just pay me back when you can?

LOL hey thanks for the offer though. I mean if I was ill to the point I could not move and needed help I would take you up on it but I made it to the store and back.
The family will be home in a couple of hours also

Thanks for the offer man, I went to the store and have made it back home already. It was worth all the shit I got to get to know a few nice people on here and I thank them all for the offer but all I really wanted to do was sell one license. I gave 1000 dollars off so it was a win win I think.
If I ever get down and out I will post a GoFundMe on here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And for all the trolls on here I have sold bitcoins to at least 15 people on here so the people that know me know I am not hurting for 100 dollars.
They can tell what I have and I have said it before. Yes I have a partner in bitcoin so only have are mine. It is still money.
Thanks everyone and BrassMonkey you made this thread a lot of fun too :)

Why do you feel the need to keep saying this? Who cares if you're broke. Not that big of a deal. You'll bounce back.

http://i.imgur.com/qz5oGw2.gif

Such a judgmental group.. It's understandable. ATM deposits made after hours and on weekends/holidays can take longer to process.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Don't have... a... ATM Card?

I have four bank accounts at three different banks, all of which have ATM cards. I also have two credit cards.

And a Target card.

Kind of silly that it's 2015 and you don't have an ATM card.

i think you need to get a atm card :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

He has an ATM card, his girlfriend had it, and she wasn't near him. =)

usa my ass! more like usa,nigeria :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

I was wondering about situations like this. Reason I was reluctant to speculate. Need better automation or something.

I know I needed to go into more detail, one guy asks questions and another asks why I answer them. You can't win for losing.
I have my bank card back for those who were worried or like rochard are too fucking stupid to read the thread :1orglaugh
Yes I am broke poor and homeless and don't even have enough change to get a can of Pepsi. Everyone happy now? I didn't want the truth to come out because all my best friends are on GFY and without their support I would have no reason to go on. :Oh crap
Please click on my Go Fund Me page because my dog has cancer and he is so cute, how can Jesus take him from me so soon?
I thought this was a fun thread for the most part :winkwink: