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kkkkkk 12-30-2015 04:12 AM

Do banks want to lend you money?
 
If not? Please provide further details in the space allotted below:

Frank 01-24-2016 05:34 PM

Banks will only lend money if you can prove that you don't need it.

2MuchMark 01-24-2016 06:27 PM

It seems like when you really need money, banks don't want to lend to you. The real reason of course is that if they don't lend it to you, its because you don't have the collateral and or can't prove that you can pay it back, and / or think your reason is bogus.

If you ever need to borrow, it helps to be prepared.

On the other hand, if you have good credit, collateral, a good business idea and a good plan to pay it back, banks will trip over themselves to lend you the money. You can shop around to various banks and negotiate the best terms for you. Don't forget that lending is their business.

Whatever you do, avoid the companies that offer to lend you money when the banks refuse. There's many that do this, with goofy tag lines like "Get $300k to $3m in only 7 business days". You get your money maybe, but at a huge 33% or more rate of interest.

Happy borrowing!

SilentKnight 01-24-2016 07:18 PM

Banks want their money to make more money for them.

As long as you can reasonably demonstrate that you're not a credit risk, the money they loan you is considered an investment - it's just business.

dhihi 01-25-2016 08:38 AM

Is this a serious question?
What's the point of keeping money from people and do nothing with it? If they do not lend the deposits they took from customers then they have negative profit.

Coup 01-25-2016 03:40 PM

Banks don't wanna lend me money because "unicorn farming isn't a viable business strategy." Also, because "sir, please put your pants back on and leave the premises or I'm calling the cops."

They are a bunch of greedy Illuminati New World Order fuckers if you ask me, OP

kkkkkk 01-25-2016 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhihi (Post 20709986)
Is this a serious question?

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MiamiBoyz 01-25-2016 04:31 PM

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Tubthumper 01-25-2016 05:09 PM

I slept with the banker who gave me my first personal loan out of college. Probably why I got it with my low income at the time.

SekobA 01-26-2016 08:41 AM

Sure banks main goal is to lend noney. Thay get biggest interest doing that

Black All Through 01-26-2016 01:10 PM

If its for a home, yes they will. We got banks lined up asking us to use them for our mortgage. Regarding loan's for businesses and investments not that easy!

pimpmaster9000 01-26-2016 01:14 PM

if its to start new jobs then FUCK NO! but if it is speculative/predatory and has nothing to do with creating new jobs but has everything to do with the housing bubble then FUCK YES!


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