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Rob 01-01-2016 03:23 PM

Fuck Vegans!
 
My buddy asked if he could bring his new vegan girlfriend to our BBQ today, and I eventually told the bitch to leave my house. Everything we ate which had anything to do with animals, she pitched a fit. She even complained about the Hostess cupcakes I handed out to the kids because they were creme filled. I had enough and kicked both of them out.

Vegans are worse than Christians when it comes to shoving their beliefs in people's faces. Fuck'em all! :321GFY

wehateporn 01-01-2016 03:27 PM

Far easier to be vegetarian

CurrentlySober 01-01-2016 03:28 PM

i would have served her a nice fresh poo...

AaronM 01-01-2016 03:33 PM

Personally, I'm a vagitarian myself. :pimp

escorpio 01-01-2016 03:34 PM

Self-righteous assholes. I fucking hate vegans. Why can't they just shut the fuck up about their choice? Why do they have to constantly harp about it? I respect their decision by not commenting. Now respect mine and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!

ErectMedia 01-01-2016 03:55 PM

Good stuff. Should have thrown meat at her head on her exit. :thumbsup

Socks 01-01-2016 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20685701)
My buddy asked if he could bring his new vegan girlfriend to our BBQ today, and I eventually told the bitch to leave my house. Everything we ate which had anything to do with animals, she pitched a fit. She even complained about the Hostess cupcakes I handed out to the kids because they were creme filled. I had enough and kicked both of them out.

Vegans are worse than Christians when it comes to shoving their beliefs in people's faces. Fuck'em all! :321GFY

What did she say?

There's a lot of vegans around me and while we do end up talking about it too much, I never get chastised for eating meat around them, and they don't make comments.

Really the only things that bother me are ordering food at shared-food type restaurants (chinese etc), and avoiding all their posts on facebook which I rarely even visit.

Honestly, I think vegans have a dead/suffering animal fetish. Nobody watches more of it than them... And they're always on the lookout for new content!

Also I think "being right" appeals to many vegans. I mean they've basically won every argument before it starts. It's not cool the way we kill tens of thousands of animals on conveyor belts, I'm not so stubborn that I can't admit that. But it doesn't stop me from eating meat. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. But meat is food to me.

Scott McD 01-01-2016 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20685705)
i would have served her a nice fresh poo...

Regardless of the vegan thing or not...

mineistaken 01-01-2016 07:10 PM

hippies and/or hipsters...
I understand vegetarian, but not vegan, too ridiculous.

baddog 01-01-2016 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 20685796)
What did she say?

There's a lot of vegans around me and while we do end up talking about it too much, I never get chastised for eating meat around them, and they don't make comments.

Really the only things that bother me are ordering food at shared-food type restaurants (chinese etc), and avoiding all their posts on facebook which I rarely even visit.

Honestly, I think vegans have a dead/suffering animal fetish. Nobody watches more of it than them... And they're always on the lookout for new content!

Also I think "being right" appeals to many vegans. I mean they've basically won every argument before it starts. It's not cool the way we kill tens of thousands of animals on conveyor belts, I'm not so stubborn that I can't admit that. But it doesn't stop me from eating meat. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. But meat is food to me.

It is food, so you aren't a hypocrite

bronco67 01-01-2016 08:53 PM

You should have slapped her with a big slice of raw bacon.

MiamiBoyz 01-01-2016 11:50 PM

When she gives head does she swallow?

jscott 01-02-2016 12:34 AM

I dont eat meat anymore, most people (especially meat eaters) like to instigate ignorant comments like "animals are here for us to eat" or "i eat meat, fucking retard to not eat meat" etc etc

Sometimes when they ask I even reply with things like "i have my reasons, lets leave it at that"

I totally believe humans are the most fucked up living beings in the world, killing animals for "food" is a torturous, painful and terrible thing. Just my opinion, and i do try keeping it to myself.

You meat eaters are all happier just continue ignoring the process how animals become "food" on your plates.

anyways...

RyuLion 01-02-2016 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20685846)
You should have slapped her with a big slice of raw bacon.

:2 cents::2 cents: :1orglaugh

Some of them do overdo it.
I used to live with one and she had a rule that I couldn't cook steak or chicken when she was home. She said she couldn't stand the smell in the house.
She was really skinny.
Everytime she cooked her grains, the smell when into my room and it was annoying but I tolerated it, even when she went to the rest room I could smell it there.. :1orglaugh

CPA-Rush 01-02-2016 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20685704)
Far easier to be vegetarian

easy? meat is like girl flashes ,but for some reason flash is far better but both are essential.

PornDude 01-02-2016 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20685701)
I eventually told the bitch to leave my house.

Why you lie? :1orglaugh

mineistaken 01-02-2016 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20685903)
most fucked up living beings in the world, killing animals for "food" is a torturous, painful and terrible thing. .

Damn those fucked up lions, wolves and tigers! Why are they being preserved? Let them extinct! Preserve only grass eating animals instead :thumbsup

mineistaken 01-02-2016 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 20685928)
easy? meat is like girl flashes ,but for some reason flash is far better but both are essential.

He meant easier than being vegan...

mineistaken 01-02-2016 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20685904)
Everytime she cooked her grains, the smell when into my room and it was annoying but I tolerated it, even when she went to the rest room I could smell it there.. :1orglaugh

Those kind of people that "fight the intolerance" (vegans, libbies etc) are usually actually the most intolerant people themselves. :2 cents:

CPA-Rush 01-02-2016 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20686061)
He meant easier than being vegan...

lool . :)

jscott 01-02-2016 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20686058)
Damn those fucked up lions, wolves and tigers! Why are they being preserved? Let them extinct! Preserve only grass eating animals instead :thumbsup

There's always a hole in how i word things, sorry.

Humans are the only things on earth that knowingly kill/torture for entertainment. And knowingly waste millions of tons of meat, ends up in the garbage.

You know what, when i'm home with my family, the ONLY thing i urge them and ask them to change, is to please NOT WASTE the meat that we have. Respect it, i never ask or expect them to stop eating meat , hell, i fucking LOVE and MISS burgers, chorizo, pepperoni's, etc, i'm just asking them please try a little harder to not waste and put that killed animal meats into the garbage.

isn't that a fair enough argument? i think even the most hardcore meat eaters here can agree about that :)

mineistaken 01-02-2016 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20686301)
There's always a hole in how i word things, sorry.

Humans are the only things on earth that knowingly kill/torture for entertainment. And knowingly waste millions of tons of meat, ends up in the garbage.

You know what, when i'm home with my family, the ONLY thing i urge them and ask them to change, is to please NOT WASTE the meat that we have. Respect it, i never ask or expect them to stop eating meat , hell, i fucking LOVE and MISS burgers, chorizo, pepperoni's, etc, i'm just asking them please try a little harder to not waste and put that killed animal meats into the garbage.

isn't that a fair enough argument? i think even the most hardcore meat eaters here can agree about that :)

If you make them not waste 200 grams of meat you deserve to eat a burger or pepperoni made of up to 200 grams of meat :winkwink:
As for killing meat for torture and entertainment. Some sick people may do it, but absolute majority does not have any pleasure from doing that.

jscott 01-02-2016 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20686308)
If you make them not waste 200 grams of meat you deserve to eat a burger or pepperoni made of up to 200 grams of meat :winkwink:
As for killing meat for torture and entertainment. Some sick people may do it, but absolute majority does not have any pleasure from doing that.

I agree with you about both :) i'll still not eat it, but we joke about how i just want to lick a piece of bacon (since that's not actually eating it LOL :1orglaugh )

j3rkules 01-02-2016 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20685705)
i would have served her a nice fresh poo...

:1orglaugh

420 01-02-2016 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20685706)
Personally, I'm a vagitarian myself. :pimp

Is it true vegan cooch is sour?

wehateporn 01-02-2016 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20685903)
I dont eat meat anymore, most people (especially meat eaters) like to instigate ignorant comments like "animals are here for us to eat" or "i eat meat, fucking retard to not eat meat" etc etc

Sometimes when they ask I even reply with things like "i have my reasons, lets leave it at that"

I totally believe humans are the most fucked up living beings in the world, killing animals for "food" is a torturous, painful and terrible thing. Just my opinion, and i do try keeping it to myself.

You meat eaters are all happier just continue ignoring the process how animals become "food" on your plates.

anyways...

That is a great post :thumbsup

wehateporn 01-02-2016 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20686058)
Damn those fucked up lions, wolves and tigers! Why are they being preserved? Let them extinct! Preserve only grass eating animals instead :thumbsup

The animals they hunt are killed quickly and lived free lives in the wild, whereas industrialised farming...oh dear

wehateporn 01-02-2016 12:48 PM

Most the meat from industrialised farming is from diseased animals, if you knew the health of the animal you wouldn't eat it

2MuchMark 01-02-2016 01:14 PM

She was going to a BBQ. What did she expect?

ErectMedia 01-02-2016 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20686409)
She was going to a BBQ. What did she expect?

Ditto, like going to a Club when ya like country music, makes no sense. :2 cents:

Best-In-BC 01-02-2016 02:39 PM

Vegans are dumb vegetarians.

mineistaken 01-02-2016 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20686491)
Vegans are dumb vegetarians.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

sandman! 01-02-2016 03:02 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

mce 01-02-2016 03:16 PM

This is some funny stuff.......


baddog 01-02-2016 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20685903)
I dont eat meat anymore, most people (especially meat eaters) like to instigate ignorant comments like "animals are here for us to eat" or "i eat meat, fucking retard to not eat meat" etc etc

Anyone that does not realize animals are here for us to eat is really lacking the mental capacity to give advice to anyone.

mce 01-02-2016 03:24 PM

Personally, I stopped eating animals 6 years ago but I don't feel like I have to go on a moral crusade to stop others from doing so.

It's a personal decision made on many grounds (health, spiritual, etc etc)

Still, it doesn't make me morally superior to others.

I am not offended if someone eats meat or eats it in front of me.

That's why vegans/vegetarians who feel they are on some sort of moral crusade to judge everyone else I think are not doing any favors to the 'animal free lifestyle' cause.

Just my opinion.

I normally keep my vegan opinions to myself.

Paul&John 01-02-2016 03:38 PM

- How do you know someone is a Vegan?
- Don't worry, they'll tell you.

JesseQuinn 01-03-2016 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20685701)
My buddy asked if he could bring his new vegan girlfriend to our BBQ today, and I eventually told the bitch to leave my house. Everything we ate which had anything to do with animals, she pitched a fit. She even complained about the Hostess cupcakes I handed out to the kids because they were creme filled. I had enough and kicked both of them out.

Vegans are worse than Christians when it comes to shoving their beliefs in people's faces. Fuck'em all! :321GFY

her dietary preferences aren't the issue here, she's just a bitch. if anyone ever came into my home and treated my peeps with the level of disrespect you describe I would quietly take them aside and explain that they can act right or bounce, and I don't care which

I'm vegan, was born into that lifestyle and have lived it for most of my life. for me it's entirely about ethics (being real, most animals we eat/use are tortured before death and I don't want that ish inside me, makes me feel cold to think about it actually) but that's my choice.

humans are omnivores and for many eating flesh and animal products is an ok choice. for them.

my partner grills his steak alongside my jerk tofu on the bbq and I love him for using seperate tongs and making sure his food doesn't touch mine but that's about it in terms of the impact on our lives. just seems exhausting to me to try to control how other people live in this world, figuring ish out for ourselves is difficult enough

I actually have a similar problem though, especially living in a place where vegetarians/vegans aren't the norm and where being thin is NOT common or even ideal. I get tired of my diet/choices/body size being a constant topic of convo, some people will just not shut the fuck up about what I choose to eat. Outside my own circle I have had to create actual strategies to avoid being put under scrutiny/attention, I just keep dancing or go for a swim when when food is served and do my own ish later, in peace. some still talk but fuck em.

my best friend who's off working on a different island came back for a visit this weekend and we went to the beach today. when we got hungry my boy rode out for pan chicken and stopped to buy me a couple of fresh-picked, sun-ripened tomatoes for my lunch. we both loved our meals and not a thing was said about it, it just wasn't an issue either way. which is one of many reasons why he's a real friend.

avoid peeps who take themselves too seriously, who are self-absorbed/self-righteous, who are comfortable creating discomfort and life gets way easier.

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20685894)
When she gives head does she swallow?

dude, we need to get our protein somewhere =p

incredibleworkethic 01-03-2016 12:13 AM

Should have been more respect for you and your party.

oppoten 01-03-2016 12:22 AM

Didn't know anyone was native to Vegas.

Socks 01-03-2016 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20686301)
Humans are the only things on earth that knowingly kill/torture for entertainment. And knowingly waste millions of tons of meat, ends up in the garbage.

Cats absolutely kill things for entertainment, then often just leave the dead body after they're done playing.

If I don't have to go any further than cats, then I'm positive there's a large section of animals that do kill for entertainment.

SpeedoDave 01-03-2016 07:34 AM

I dated a vegan once.... it lasted one meal.

No kidding.

Dave

CurrentlySober 01-03-2016 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20685799)
Regardless of the vegan thing or not...

Well yeah... But then I think that was pretty much implied anyway... :thumbsup

PornoPlopedia 01-03-2016 08:15 AM

I have been a vegan for over a year and I don't understand why she acted like that.
My neighbor does a big BBQ every year and he has been inviting me for a long time. I have always helped him out with marinating and roasting the pork for mechoui style. And I still offered my help last summer although I have not eaten any.

The only time I will discuss my choices is when there is room for constructive criticism and when I feel that there is a true desire to understand about the vegan lifestyle.
Although I get a lot of ignorant remarks....

DVTimes 01-03-2016 08:27 AM

I am vegetarian, though I do try to be vegan.

When a Bill Clinton went vegan, I thought if he can do it, so can I.

Best-In-BC 01-03-2016 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoPlopedia (Post 20687116)
I have been a vegan for over a year and I don't understand why she acted like that.
My neighbor does a big BBQ every year and he has been inviting me for a long time. I have always helped him out with marinating and roasting the pork for mechoui style. And I still offered my help last summer although I have not eaten any.

The only time I will discuss my choices is when there is room for constructive criticism and when I feel that there is a true desire to understand about the vegan lifestyle.
Although I get a lot of ignorant remarks....

Well thats not Vegan of you, sry, but that word belongs to a collection of assholes going against our basic wiring, pretending like they have a moral notch up on everyone when really there back peddling.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-03-2016 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoPlopedia (Post 20687116)
I have been a vegan for over a year and I don't understand why she acted like that.

She likely didn't act like that. She isn't even likely a real person. It's all a figment of his imagination.

HeadPimp 01-03-2016 09:13 AM

This is completely not an ethics, diet, morals or and other such question.

It is simply a matter of not being a rude guest in someone else's home.

SuckOnThis 01-03-2016 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20687134)
She likely didn't act like that. She isn't even likely a real person. It's all a figment of his imagination.


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Manfap 01-03-2016 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 20685903)
I dont eat meat anymore, most people (especially meat eaters) like to instigate ignorant comments like "animals are here for us to eat" or "i eat meat, fucking retard to not eat meat" etc etc

Sometimes when they ask I even reply with things like "i have my reasons, lets leave it at that"

I totally believe humans are the most fucked up living beings in the world, killing animals for "food" is a torturous, painful and terrible thing. Just my opinion, and i do try keeping it to myself.

You meat eaters are all happier just continue ignoring the process how animals become "food" on your plates.

anyways...

You eat eggs? What about the millions of male chicks killed daily?
You eat dairy? What about the millions of male dairy calves killed daily?


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