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mineistaken 01-04-2016 04:15 PM

Going to the dark side...
 
... Decided to grow my first ever beard (or stubble).

I have never had any kind of beard, I shave every second day or so.

Not sure about real beard, but I will be starting with a stubble. I read that I should grow for 4-7 days and start trimming from there.

Since GFY is full of beard experts, looking for tips and tricks.

Movember 2016!

PuppetMaster 01-04-2016 04:24 PM

Enjoy your stay there.

clickity click 01-04-2016 04:27 PM

It's awful.

Get ready for the worst itch around day 4+

The itch never goes although as the beard gets longer it does grow on you.

mineistaken 01-04-2016 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20688968)
It's awful.

Get ready for the worst itch around day 4+

The itch never goes although as the beard gets longer it does grow on you.

Beauty demands suffering or however the saying goes :1orglaugh

mce 01-04-2016 07:37 PM

Oh okay......

The title got me thinking that you were going to go BLACKHAT on us

j3rkules 01-05-2016 04:58 AM

Post some pictures buddy.

davidclickpapa 01-05-2016 08:10 AM

grow a beard and never look back.
also... itch? never heard of it :pimp

here's some motivation


CurrentlySober 01-05-2016 09:02 AM

Regarding the itch, yes it WILL itch like crazy until it reaches a certain length. This is especially true for 1st timers - Simply because if you regularly shave, your face isn't used to having the hair there in any more than trace amounts.

Simple answer to this is to wash your beard growth with hair conditioner. The 'Head and Shoulders' brand worked well for me. This softens the stubble and takes the itch away. As soon as it has reached a certain length, say after about a week and a half it will stop itching entirely.

Why not take a pic of just your chin (No need to show your entire face) once a day. Then, once its grown, say after a month, put all the pics together to form an animated gif? Pretty cool and easy to do if you use a webcam on your computer to take the pics - You can easily get the exact same position and lighting each day :)

Good luck and happy growing :)

JasonCollins 01-05-2016 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20689714)
grow a beard and never look back.
also... itch? never heard of it :pimp

here's some motivation


:thumbsup:thumbsup

Best-In-BC 01-05-2016 09:26 AM

Beards are like sunglasses in doors are for pussies and they help, clean shaved men, get laid easy'er

O MARINA 01-05-2016 09:31 AM

Useless without pics :pimp

just a punk 01-05-2016 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20688946)
... Decided to grow my first ever beard

Allahu Akbar, bro! Now we are on the same side :thumbsup

mineistaken 01-05-2016 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20689815)
Beards are like sunglasses in doors are for pussies and they help, clean shaved men, get laid easy'er

I tend to agree. I like clean look as well, but I am just curious of how I would look with a stubble. I am not going with a long beard, in my opinion it is disgusting (sorry long bearded guys, it is just my personal taste and we know that each one has different taste, so no offense should be taken).
So I do not expect that I will look better, just wanted to add some novelty to how I look. Plus I tend to look much younger than my age so I hope to look more "serious" with a decent stubble :1orglaugh I know that many women like that look, so will see what kind of feedback it will provide.

mineistaken 01-05-2016 10:48 AM

I am aiming at similar length:
http://media.details.com/photos/55e9...-2014-lead.jpg

Or maybe even shorter:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...uelko1_500.jpg

This is already too long for my taste:
http://images.askmen.com/1200x600/en...2-TwoByOne.jpg

And this is way way too long for my taste:
http://static4.businessinsider.com/i...an-gosling.jpg

Scott McD 01-05-2016 10:51 AM

I've used this for years now:

http://www.familycomms.com/site/wp-c.../istubble2.jpg

My facial hair gets too itchy to grow a beard. And itches like fuck a couple of days after a wet shave.

So the istubble solved my problems... :)

mineistaken 01-05-2016 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20689935)
I've used this for years now:

http://www.familycomms.com/site/wp-c.../istubble2.jpg

My facial hair gets too itchy to grow a beard. And itches like fuck a couple of days after a wet shave.

So the istubble solved my problems... :)

Is that the shortest setting shave with that trimmer on that dude's face? I may even consider that length, although it could barely be called a beard :winkwink:

EddyTheDog 01-05-2016 11:07 AM

If after a while you change your mind, make sure when you shave it off you will not be seen in public for a few days - You will look like an extra from a zombie apocalypse movie...

Sticking your face in a gallon drum of moisturiser helps.....

Scott McD 01-05-2016 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20689943)
Is that the shortest setting shave with that trimmer on that dude's face? I may even consider that length, although it could barely be called a beard :winkwink:

That's probably on the shortest setting yeah. It's simple to change it though. I love it... :pimp

just a punk 01-05-2016 11:40 AM

http://www.greenprophet.com/wp-conte...im-560x419.jpg

;)

sinclair 01-05-2016 11:45 AM

Beard oil daily. Helps with the itch and makes it fabulous to touch.

Murdoch52 01-05-2016 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20689714)
grow a beard and never look back.
also... itch? never heard of it :pimp

here's some motivation


He is right there is no trick to this. Just stop shaving thats it. Once it gets long enough get a wood comb and some oil and there you have it! https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...47&oe=570351C4

brassmonkey 01-05-2016 12:29 PM

were you born female? is this some test tube experiment?

Rochard 01-05-2016 12:30 PM

Some chicks really dig beards. While I don't find men attractive at all, I just don't get that.

mineistaken 01-05-2016 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20690140)
were you born female? is this some test tube experiment?

If I was born female I would not have to shave every 1-2 days like I have been doing my whole post teen life.
So not understanding your logic, but that does not come as a surprise at all :)

O MARINA 01-05-2016 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murdoch52 (Post 20690133)
Once it gets long enough get a wood comb and some oil and there you have it! https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...47&oe=570351C4


Click here to learn Murdoch's 1 weird trick for growing epic beard.

mineistaken 01-05-2016 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce (Post 20689154)
Oh okay......

The title got me thinking that you were going to go BLACKHAT on us

Theking style clickbait title :1orglaugh
In this case it was not beneficial - while it attracted more clicks than title aboutr beards would have, it slipped through the eyes of some bearded dudes who would have opened the thread otherwise :)

adultchatpay 01-05-2016 11:25 PM

It will curl like a pubic hair. You will regret it!

mineistaken 01-06-2016 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 20690551)
It will curl like a pubic hair. You will regret it!

Well, if you read the thread you would see that I am going for stubble length, so no curling.
Secondly - if I had a problem with curling I would always have an option to shave/trim it at any moment I saw it starting to curl.
Thirdly - I saw many beards and I am aware that most of them curls :)


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