I looked out the window
 

Longingly... Wondering if I would ever hear an update on the minutiae of TheKing's life ever again. I also saw a tree.. leafless and bare. My heart sank with the realisation that a long winter of my discontent may be ahead.

A cold wind blows.

fin

I heard a fart.

Effed up if true.

I laughed

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Fuck that fraud. :321GFY

Show us your vagina.

Or gtfo.

I'll have you know that I am a lady! I am not some cheap whore of the type with which you must be accustomed to judging by your brash demeanor.

Good day to you.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fine.

You can keep the entire $5 bucks.

Did you feel something warm and wet?

1 got born
2 underwent lobotomy
3 Goto 2

I'm the "Warning: Vomit Alert" in the title above the preview image of a man epically vomiting

Coup, theking was your biggest fan. He was using your jargon to sound funny to his facebook friends.

Autumn ends;
frogs settle down
into the earth