The Candiru Fish Eats Human Penises
 

BBC - Earth - Would the candiru fish really eat your genitals?

The Candiru Fish is becoming a legend. Don't urinate in the river. This thing follows the trail into your penis, puts spikes out to lodge itself inside and then begins to consume your penis from the inside.

It's a really clever little fish that will feast on your dick.

Sounds like my ex...

saw it in a movie decades ago. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh i google candiru scrolled down to a guy in india crushing a baby wtf????

The amazing thing is that this fish has no interest in other areas of the human body, only the human penis.

Someone had the balls to dispel the myth.

Cuz it warm and cozy:)

http://i.imgur.com/gmV0W1S.jpg

Its Mexican cousin...

Fuck... that guy must have had an EPIC time the night before. I've woken up in some fucked up places doing some fucked up shit, but that guy... awesome hahahaha :1orglaugh

Anaconda (1997) mentions the fish!
luv that movie


fuk it eat it in the morning. a two for one holmes :pimp

Pic proves it