whoa!!!! like WTF lol
 

so I've been watch the crime show while I heal up after surgery.... this one is way the fuck out there.... cliff notes:

a man's sister calls cops because he is missing... she meets cops at her brothers house.... she then tells cops she thinks brother's GF killed her brother, showing the cops possible blood spatter on the wall.

the tells her it's paint on the wall and her brother will turn up

2 days later cops get random 911 call:

-my cousin is digging up body parts in my backyard!!
911: can you leave the house????
-we are down the street watching.... OMG she is coming after us, dragging a trash can down the street....

the cops show up, and here's the cousin with a full trash can of chopped up, rotting human chum. the brother!! she parks the can at the curb, nonchalantly trying to walk off....

the cops grab her.... hey wtf!!! the cousin yells 'that's the man that raped me!!'

the cops haul her off.... back at the copshop, the cops pour all the chum out of the trash can, head and arms are missing.... WTF???

turns out the GF/cousin had put the head and the arms into flower pots, set plants on them and gave the potted plants away as gifts to other cousins she had in the area.... ... !!

Carmen Montelongo, Woman Who Hid Boyfriend's Body Parts In Flower Pots, Sentenced

cops finally process murder scene at 'brothers house' ... the red paint on the wall was in fact the brothers blood :2 cents:

Fuck I read most of that shit before I realized you weren't telling me a joke.

Really? No seriously, really!

that is a messed up story...

What's wrong with mankind?