My woman crush - I have no idea why. She just....
 

She's trashy, chunky, tattoos all over.....but for some reason...I'm attracted to her. And I'm not gay.

What about you guys?

No way...

No no no...

I know right? I loved her before I ever saw her though I think. I only saw her for the first time two days ago, and I was shocked at what she looked like. I thought by her voice she was going to look much different, but...now there's something about her.

Think it's her confidence. That's a very attractive thing.

But the song is pretty dirtyyyyy.

She looks like Drew Barrymore with a fupa.

Definitely bad choice of shirt for her - but she just doesn't even give one fuck about her fupa apparently.

I'd say she's even showing it off.

Based on this and your avatar your type is clear..

Gross.

Hey, the pussy wants what the pussy wants I guess. Ain't nuthin' wrong with dat. Shrug.

LOL

:)

So then what time did you want to meet up hot stuff? You seem like my type.

I don't think in a million years I could eat a pussy. I don't know how men do it. and then for those who thoroughly enjoy it.... :Oh crap

You rang?

Maybe you just haven't met the right pussy yet.

:eatme

I agree..I'd give it to her .

But I'd also lick n suck your pussy till you messed all over my face :)

I'd eat ass if I were going to eat something on a girl. Not the hoo hoo. Newp.

I'll take the back, you can have the front! =) RaWrrr!

Wait....I don't like girls. Wtf. I've been on this board too much. This is bullshit.

Well, holy shit, I was not expecting that comment. Yep, I got nothing. Nothing at all.

Well I mean....




I could eat the ass as well ;)

Hey enormous asshole. Keep bouncing :thumbsup

Yes perhaps, but have you ever tasted your own pussy? You know, after your man is diggling you (yes, that's a technical term) then pulls out, grabs the back of your head and shoves his dripping-with-your-juices cockadoodle down the back of your throat?

Some girls like the taste of their own pussy but not the taste of other pussy's pussies. Go figure. :female

To me it's like sweet nector - unless she hasn't dousched in a week. Then it's more like jägermeister.

You're a real woman right?

Would be hard to eat that pussy with the fupa getting in the way and all.

I don't see your point, eating a pussy is as hygienic as blowing a dick, no ?

I like to lie down with ladies that have additional crevices in which to place my penis

I bet you can see that every karaoke night at the bar that is closest to the trailer park!

I ain't into ugly ...

Good voice. I ain't hating.

Nope, I'd have to take a pass on that one...

Barefoot pig

Not attracted but I'd throw one in her for covering that khia song.

Watching the video, I thought that, too.
She's living her life and seems to enjoy it :thumbsup

I would always choose a person like her rather than a blank-eyed beauty.

Her personality is ugly as well ...

:throwup :throwup

fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course I have tasted my own pussy. But not because anyone forced me too, I've done it because men seem to enjoy it, and well sometimes I liked to indulge my husband for fun.

Additionally, women really don't need to douche. If they do, they should go to the docs. It's not supposed to smell if you just do your regular duties and you don't have some fucked up STD. =)

But if you like vinegar with your taco - go for it! Why not throw some lettuce and tomato on too. :1orglaugh

disgusting

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Nonono_cat.gif

Why not?

Must be a south jersey thang!

Actually I was just making a joke about the dousche part. My last girlfriend was a health nut freak, so believe me I know ALL about the female anatomy, it's functions, etc (probably way more than I really want to know).

Having said all that, some girl's pussies taste like mac and cheese while others taste like tuna sushi while others taste like a McDonald's deep fryer. Just sayin'....LOL

Diet plays a huge role in that as well. :thumbsup

VERY true!

Pro Tip: Men, if you want to truly disgust your female sex partner then please consume massive amounts of asparagus 12 hours before sex.

:D

I'm not a cum eater, licker, taster, NADA so makes no difference to me. But yep, asparagus sure does make your pee stinky. Ew!

So are ya saying it tastes as bad as it makes your pee smell? From experience? I knew you were a dirty one. I just knew it! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I kind of like you too Sid. Even though you are a copycat.