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L-Pink 01-09-2016 02:33 PM

If I win the $900,000,000. Lotto ....
 

The Porn Nerd 01-09-2016 02:38 PM

LOL

OK so after the first weekend what then?

newB 01-09-2016 02:40 PM

Y'all should leave xxxjay alone.

SBJ 01-09-2016 02:43 PM

sorry to tell you but I'm winning the 900 mil tonight. Then I will buy gfy and turn it into a retirement home.. People here bitch enough to be a home as it is so basically nothing will change.

brassmonkey 01-09-2016 02:49 PM

ova here
http://www.xxlmag.com/files/2013/10/chickennbeer.jpg

SilentKnight 01-09-2016 02:52 PM

Gotta love his honest answer.

j3rkules 01-09-2016 02:55 PM

He is the real winner!

L-Pink 01-09-2016 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20695072)
Gotta love his honest answer.

He didn't hesitate at all :1orglaugh


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$money$ 01-09-2016 02:59 PM

He already looks Geeked out he'll probably be pissed he wasted his $3 to go towards his coke

dyna mo 01-09-2016 03:03 PM

Thinking of buying a ticket. Are there smaller prizes too? Or just the one ? What time is the drawing?

SBJ 01-09-2016 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20695089)
Thinking of buying a ticket. Are there smaller prizes too? Or just the one ? What time is the drawing?

Welcome to Powerball - Prizes

drawing just before 11pm but not sure what time zone (eastern time zone.. edit)

mce 01-09-2016 03:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/6TvQTiZ.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/6TvQTiZ.jpg

dyna mo 01-09-2016 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20695098)
Welcome to Powerball - Prizes

drawing just before 11pm but not sure what time zone (eastern time zone.. edit)

Right on, cool! Thanks ! I've never really given it all a thought, but it sounds like fun this go round. Good luck!

dyna mo 01-09-2016 03:36 PM

How many tickets have y'all bought?

420 01-09-2016 03:40 PM

If you win can I have the half smoked newports from your ashtray?

SBJ 01-09-2016 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20695136)
How many tickets have y'all bought?

I bought $20 worth or 10 picks today. The last time I've bought any type of lotto ticket was 10-15 yrs. It's worth $20.. I waste more than that in my sleep haha

dyna mo 01-09-2016 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20695143)
I bought $20 worth or 10 picks today. The last time I've bought any type of lotto ticket was 10-15 yrs. It's worth $20.. I waste more than that in my sleep haha

That's about what I'm figuring I'll go in for. This thing will prolly go over a billion I bet with all the late buyers and new buyers.

dyna mo 01-09-2016 03:48 PM

You're prolly pretty stoked the Texans haven't shown up for this wild card matchup, eh sbj

SBJ 01-09-2016 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20695149)
You're prolly pretty stoked the Texans haven't shown up for this wild card matchup, eh sbj

I don't have a dogg in this one.. I'm a AZ Cardinals fan.. But I hated the Texans QB when he was a Card so in that way I'm happy

Good luck with the powerball. :thumbsup

dyna mo 01-09-2016 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20695151)
I don't have a dogg in this one.. I'm a AZ Cardinals fan.. But I hated the Texans QB when he was a Card so in that way I'm happy

Good luck with the powerball. :thumbsup

For some reason, I thought you were a chiefs fan, but yeah Cards.

Pac Man! 01-09-2016 04:05 PM

I will win and then ban Jerkules for being a Thief

ruff 01-09-2016 04:21 PM

If I win you'll never know it.

DraX 01-09-2016 04:48 PM

haha bunch of hookers and cocaine, what a playa.

You wondering what I would do with that kind of money? I would make sure I leave europe in style.

Might even go to the U.S.

Fat Panda 01-09-2016 04:52 PM

goods lucks to manys gfy powerballs players

Powerball - Home

420 01-09-2016 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Panda (Post 20695198)
goods lucks to manys gfy powerballs players

Powerball - Home

No need luck. Buy one ticket with each red number and you're guaranteed to win.

mineistaken 01-09-2016 04:55 PM

Hope the winner will be a decent man or woman.

SilentKnight 01-09-2016 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20695200)
Hope the winner will be a decent man or woman.

Hookers and blow helps keep that portion of the workforce in business. :winkwink:

8pt-buck 01-09-2016 05:57 PM

lmfao....

Scott McD 01-09-2016 06:11 PM

Love it !! :1orglaugh

Spunky 01-09-2016 06:38 PM

Would you be upset if a Canadian won it? I have 3 tickets

mineistaken 01-09-2016 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20695255)
Would you be upset if a Canadian won it? I have 3 tickets

I guess not unless you was one who voted for that libby traitor Trudeau :winkwink:

bushwacker 01-09-2016 09:11 PM

Looks like the dude in the movie "The Drop". As a matter of fact i think it is him. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-09-2016 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20695255)
Would you be upset if a Canadian won it? I have 3 tickets


It's fun right? Hah! You Canadians are good folks, drink beers, schmoke weed, like football, nutty politics. Good neighbors.

But no, you can't win 900 million powerball.

SBJ 01-09-2016 09:33 PM

well I didn't win.. time to sling some porn :disgust

dyna mo 01-09-2016 09:40 PM

Oh shit, they had the drawing, I'll check after the game

SBJ 01-09-2016 09:48 PM

32-16-19-57-34 and Powerball 13.


dyna mo 01-09-2016 10:08 PM

Well, that was fun.

dyna mo 01-09-2016 10:18 PM

Do we know if they'd a winner?

freecartoonporn 01-09-2016 10:23 PM

i hope he wins.

ErectMedia 01-09-2016 11:52 PM

No winner, 1.3 Billion now :1orglaugh
Spent $20
Next round think I'll go $300

SilentKnight 01-10-2016 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20695366)
Well, that was fun.

I was hopin' for a radically different ending involving hookers and blow showing up at my door. :1orglaugh

romeo22 01-10-2016 01:00 AM

Life is so #drug sex and rock n roll

seeandsee 01-10-2016 02:36 AM

1 in 200.000.000 to hit jackpot? how much combination to cover all cost?

beerptrol 01-10-2016 06:40 AM

I'd buy my own bank, then blow all the money followed by asking for a gov bailout! Rinse and repeat!

kkkkkk 01-10-2016 06:42 AM

In my case it's poker tournaments that manifest destiny. IRL

RebelR 01-10-2016 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20695422)
1 in 200.000.000 to hit jackpot? how much combination to cover all cost?

Approximately $400 million. The kicker is between the logistics of playing the numbers (alone you'd have 6 years worth of printing tickets), and the risk that there are multiple winners possibly placing you in the negative

HowlingWulf 01-10-2016 09:03 AM

Odds are 1 in 292 million.

There are over 292 million people in the US, and I'm one of them.

That's how I'll justify buying some tickets.

RummyBoy 01-10-2016 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20695369)
Do we know if they'd a winner?

How much does it cost to play?

I wanna shot at BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH!!!!

Matyko 01-10-2016 10:06 AM

the random guy's reply is phucking awesome :pimp
finally a simple + honest guy :)

TeenCat 01-10-2016 10:48 AM

looking at the website it looks like some african scammers project :1orglaugh


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