Hmm ok here is our latest FHGs, see inside
 

blah blah blah url

oh, sorry about the mail you received yesterday, we did it wrong, here is a set of the corrected urls:

bluh bluh blah urls

Oh, you wouldn't believe it, the urls that we sent are wrong again, please bear with us.
Here is a new set, with your correct affiliate code this time:

blah bla blah urls + affiliate code

hmm must be an insider

I can't count how many time I receive shit like that in my mailbox.
This thread needs a :wehateporn: smiley

The best part is when there is no unsubscribe link

I can't fap to this!

Hate that too!