I need to translate Portugeuese, but Google no good for this
 

Hi I need to translate some Portuguese, but P00dle is no good!

Olá gostaria de saber qual e o valor aí ? E se vcs possuem um bom local para indicar
Agradeço

Thanks

It says "Make sure you use lots of lube because it may hurt after you get past the head"
That is all carry on

Hi, i would like to know if there is any value here? If so would you please tell me? (indicate) Thank you

my portuguese is rough so please correct me if someone has this better. but the confusion on any translator would be the 'E se' part should have an accent. so that is an 'is' rather than an 'and'. either way sounds like spam hehe

Hi, I'd like to know what the price is? and if you recommend any good place.
Thanks

This is what I understood.

Approved! :thumbsup

Portugal is my favorite place to visit in Europe. There is one small place off Avenida José Malhoa that has THE best food in the world. Home made curd cheese, Portuguese hamon and seafood. Home made green grappa! The head waiter is always, always piss drunk but fun to talk to. Highly recommended on tripadvisor. We went there every night. :thumbsup

I'm sure you know where that picture was taken

http://i.imgur.com/XaiHATJ.jpg

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

YO Horatio!
Nice to hear that!!
Hit me when u get back to portugal

About the picture... i dont lol :pimp

I keep on getting distracted..
http://i.imgur.com/QQSDY.gif

i'm dying to go myself. probably doing the azores this spring at some point, hopefully the main land towards the end of the year.

Its Tomar, last outpost of Knights Templar. Legend says they hid some of their treasures in underground tunels.

This is it. You have to check this place out. :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

A Carvoaria, Lisbon - Rua Basilio Teles 4 - Restaurant Reviews, Phone Number & Photos - TripAdvisor