How Fucking Creepy Is This?..
 

I have Win 10 on my laptop and sometimes Cortana pops things up in a Bing search - I guess it's hearing the TV - No problem...

So I get up this morning and the Bing search is open - The search phrase is 'You are going to die' - Remember this happened overnight and there was no TV or anything else on:helpme.....

Freaky...

its not freaky at all.,

may be Trinity is trying to send you message./
follow the white rabbit and
dont take the Red pill we all know what happens next..

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You should disable that bitch of cortana, this is the worst "new feature" of windows 10.

It's me. I'm owning your box

Lol - That could be taken more than one way...

So could you...

You two, get a room.

Paranormal Wacktivity

Actually, Cortana is telling the truth. It's just a random fact. ;)

Turn all that shit off in win 10 :2 cents: :thumbsup

Have you read "Press Enter" by John Varley?

I had a similar thing years ago. Laptop started scrolling weird words and phrases like 'Dark father waiting at the gates' etc across the google search box while I was alone in my apartment. Freaked me out, but discovered it was a hamster in its wheel in the room making a noise, and the computer was set on text to speech...

Strange translation though!

It's its as close he have gotten to sex in both 2013,2014, 2015 and 2016... let him play with his moist bubbel cunt while he dreams of a GFY troll, if that is his pleasure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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I use windows 10 but everything stupid is turned off, no automatic updating other shittier pcs from here, no cortana, no web search, everything I can I disable

Could be Ultron trying to kill your Win10.

dude you are so fucked, first Lemmy, Bowie and now you.

other than some freaky ghost thing, I've just done a search "rub a dub dub" and it came up with "taco bell".. maybe it heard you or Eddy snoring & came up with a bing search.

Just keeping things logical :2 cents:

Otherwise, set your webcam up for tonight!

Well you obviously didn't die because you posted this, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Cortana doesn't work in Canada due to privacy laws. That was enough to get me to turn off all that search shit. I can do my own Googling.

Did your asshole hurt when you woke?


:helpme

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

cool story bro

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