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blackmonsters 01-19-2016 11:42 PM

Did you father twins? Maybe you pay child support to a slut.
 
1 out of every 400 non-identical twins births involve 2 fathers.

This stat does not include most births where a DNA test is not given; only those tested are included.

Happy father's day as you get arrested and pay child support for 18-21 years for some other man's good time turning your woman upside down in a chevy on a back road to fuck her until she shits on the seats.

Mom conceives twins from two dads - CNN Video


America!

:thumbsup

Coup 01-19-2016 11:46 PM

That's what I called getting cucked with bad luck IMO

JesseQuinn 01-20-2016 12:18 AM

wear your boots and problem precluded

SBJ 01-20-2016 12:26 AM

I knew my daughter was mine 23 years ago cause she had the same blue eyes as me and my last name :winkwink:

davidclickpapa 01-20-2016 04:31 AM

one of my ol' lady pals had triplets few weeks ago. i'm gonna spike her some questions. thanks!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-20-2016 10:23 AM

Dirty whores.

420 01-20-2016 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 20705169)
wear your boots and problem precluded

am I doing it right?
http://33.media.tumblr.com/114346653...7RE1t0vna2.gif

mineistaken 01-20-2016 10:54 AM

1 out of 400 are small odds - would you request DNA test if your woman had non identical twins because of these odds?

blackmonsters 01-20-2016 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20705591)
1 out of 400 are small odds - would you request DNA test if your woman had non identical twins because of these odds?

You don't need the test; if the child doesn't look like a pig fucked a goat then you didn't father it.

:2 cents:

ilnjscb 01-20-2016 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20705597)
You don't need the test; if the child doesn't look like a pig fucked a goat then you didn't father it.

:2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sorry MIT he got you on that one

MiamiBoyz 01-20-2016 06:12 PM

This statistic would confirm what I have always suggest which is to fuck a bitch in the ass or mouth but avoid the pussy as the trap it was designed to be.

You have been warned.

OneHungLo 01-20-2016 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20705597)
You don't need the test; if the child doesn't look like a pig fucked a goat then you didn't father it.

:2 cents:

http://i.imgur.com/wBQhH37.gif

Phoenix 01-20-2016 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20705597)
You don't need the test; if the child doesn't look like a pig fucked a goat then you didn't father it.

:2 cents:


you win the thread

420 01-20-2016 06:29 PM

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blackmonsters 01-20-2016 07:08 PM

:1orglaugh


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