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badgirlfilms 01-20-2016 03:33 PM

STAR WARS the FORCE awaken-fucking stupid
 
This movie is fucking raggedy as fuck..total rip off of Star Wars: New Hope
They will not get anymore of my money

Coup 01-20-2016 03:36 PM

I, too, am upset about this action movie for children having a derivative plot

Scott McD 01-20-2016 03:44 PM

It was nothing like the previous 3 films for which i will always be grateful for...

420 01-20-2016 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirlfilms (Post 20705855)

I concur. I will also be waiting in line until june for tickets.

Coup 01-20-2016 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20705859)
It was nothing like the previous 3 films for which i will always be grateful for...

Jar Jar Binks was their only saving grace, IMO

Best-In-BC 01-20-2016 04:31 PM

Movie was fucking great, got exactly what I expected.

Best-In-BC 01-20-2016 04:33 PM

I also thought Ex Machna was awesome till the death scene, that was the most coward ass, pussy white girl shit scene Ive ever seen. A fucking down syndrome retard could do better and anything would have made more sense than that week shit.

Only thing worse was the chick from Prometheus getting the staples on her stomach and no one saying anything!

Joshua G 01-20-2016 05:17 PM

the story can suck my balls. it was the visual shit. the imperial vessel ruins, the island at the very end, the red sword. killer shit. & i was so happy when they offed han solo, he was terrible. his leia scenes were atrocious. He was impressed by cheweys crossbow, after what 30 years?

dyna mo 01-20-2016 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirlfilms (Post 20705855)
They will not get anymore of my money

you mean like you've changed your mind about buying the action figures or???

VSKevin 01-20-2016 06:07 PM

Completely disagreed here.

The prequels were pretty fucking awful, having to watch Hayden Christensen be a complete emotional bitch before Vader. Some of the worst acting ever.

I thought the new cast was pretty solid. Sure, the story was pretty much a mirror of New Hope with new characters, but the execution... mmmmMmmmMMm.

C H R I S 01-20-2016 06:25 PM

It was entertaining but I too thought I was waatching the original with new cast.

Villains were horrible.... especially Emo whatever his name was.... couldnt even win a light sabre contest with an ex stromtrooper. Plus he was just a spoiled child, messing up his room when he didnt get cookies.

Overall entertaining but needed some originality.

Next one will pull in even more money, will it be called Empire Likes Back?

2MuchMark 01-20-2016 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 20705870)
Jar Jar Binks was their only saving grace, IMO

I agree. And the scene where his Ewok died was really sad. It's a good thing that his Ewok wasn't really dead at the end. I almost cried when they danced together at the end. So cute!

badgirlfilms 01-20-2016 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20705932)
the story can suck my balls. it was the visual shit. the imperial vessel ruins, the island at the very end, the red sword. killer shit. & i was so happy when they offed han solo, he was terrible. his leia scenes were atrocious. He was impressed by cheweys crossbow, after what 30 years?

yea fucked up writing

badgirlfilms 01-20-2016 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20705934)
you mean like you've changed your mind about buying the action figures or???

no way, shit is lame as fuck

Joshua G 01-20-2016 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirlfilms (Post 20705995)
yea fucked up writing

& they made han look like a retard about the crossbow so the audience knows that the crossbow is superpowerful, so when chewey hits kylo with it, the viewer knows that ren is a gimp when he beats the token & loses to the chick. otherwise, a healthy kylo would destroy rey. so Han was tarded up for Political Correctness, the girl beats the boy.

absurd.

MetaMan 01-20-2016 07:28 PM

Watching Harrison Ford was painful. Just lame and horribly done. Carrie Fisher was also as 85% as bad. It looked like they weren't even trying and thought their roles were lame.

The "bad guys" didn't feel or seem evil. They just felt cookie cutter out of a kids movie. The originals the feeling of evil just came around when the dark side of the force was there.

I wanted to like it again. But the last 4 movies have been a let down. I HOPE the next one will be better. Mark Hamill looked good and intense as the ending. I think maybe because he has barely done anything since the originals he will be more into it.

Overall very cookie cutter, kids lame CGI feel.

JohnE 01-20-2016 07:29 PM

I completely agree. Highest grossing movie of all time is mediocre at best. And watching Han solo hobble around... and fat grandma plastic surgery Carrie Fisher.... and a bad guy with confidence issues..... thats get beat up by a girl... a girl with no training whatsoever.... and they big evil plan is to build a 'death star'- where have I seen that one before? oh yeah that was the evil plan twice before.

badgirlfilms 01-20-2016 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20706032)
Watching Harrison Ford was painful. Just lame and horribly done. Carrie Fisher was also as 85% as bad. It looked like they weren't even trying and thought their roles were lame.

The "bad guys" didn't feel or seem evil. They just felt cookie cutter out of a kids movie. The originals the feeling of evil just came around when the dark side of the force was there.

I wanted to like it again. But the last 4 movies have been a let down. I HOPE the next one will be better. Mark Hamill looked good and intense as the ending. I think maybe because he has barely done anything since the originals he will be more into it.

Overall very cookie cutter, kids lame CGI feel.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

AMDWarrior 01-20-2016 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirlfilms (Post 20705855)
This movie is fucking raggedy as fuck..total rip off of Star Wars: New Hope
They will not get anymore of my money

Congratulations on being a stupid fuck..

Google Expert 01-20-2016 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20705932)
the story can suck my balls. it was the visual shit. the imperial vessel ruins, the island at the very end, the red sword. killer shit. & i was so happy when they offed han solo, he was terrible. his leia scenes were atrocious. He was impressed by cheweys crossbow, after what 30 years?

Han was insanely good.

They shot themselves in the foot by killing him off. Should have been leia instead.

ErectMedia 01-20-2016 11:18 PM

Still haven't seen it as way behind on movies. Just watched Straight Outta Compton tonight.
Think Sicario on da board for tomorrow.

Google Expert 01-20-2016 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20706032)
The "bad guys" didn't feel or seem evil. They just felt cookie cutter out of a kids movie. The originals the feeling of evil just came around when the dark side of the force was there.

The First Order looked badass enough.

The young, emo Kylo Ren was supposed to look like a bitch. He was conflicted with the light side coming out to the surface, that why he was pissed off all the time and acted irrational and on impulse all the time. He had force talent by little discipline/training to control it, so he always acted out trying to convince himself that he is BAD (smashing computer consoles, killing Han, etc - all this to reassure himself that he was following Vader's legacy)

I bet the next movie is going to be pretty dark, just like the Empire Strikes Back was.

lock 01-21-2016 02:40 AM

Out of the Star Wars Franchise this is actually the least childish, No Ewoks no cute Jaja.
Sure it was a rip off off of stories. The ending leaves room for new franchise but I expected less to be honest and saw it tongue in cheek and enjoyed it. The dark movie we all craved for wasn't so dark but had some interesting characters.

nico-t 01-21-2016 04:06 AM

not interested in seeing it. Havent seen the last 3 either. Just doesnt do anything for me.

LovinNothin 01-21-2016 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20705932)
the story can suck my balls. it was the visual shit. the imperial vessel ruins, the island at the very end, the red sword. killer shit. & i was so happy when they offed han solo, he was terrible. his leia scenes were atrocious. He was impressed by cheweys crossbow, after what 30 years?

crossbow :1orglaugh

The very first 8 minutes were awesome.... but when Poe had to "hide the secret plans in the droid" the entire film was done for me.

But the first 8 mins were cool. Nice opening.... nice camera shot of the stormtroopers, very realistic like Tom Hanks landing on the beach in Saving Private Ryan...
I like the way Kylo used the Force to stop the laser blast.... THEN...

IT ALL FALLS TO SHIT.

TERRIBLE FILM AND A DISGRACE TO THE SERIES.

But the 12 year olds all love it, so who gives a fuck about the adult audience. Fucking bastards.

Is it that hard to make a movie with an NEW story??? For fucks sake. Lazy ass filmmakers.

CaptainHowdy 01-21-2016 07:03 AM

I ain't surprised ...

PR_Glen 01-21-2016 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20706156)
Han was insanely good.

They shot themselves in the foot by killing him off. Should have been leia instead.

the guy is 73 years old... he wanted out asap and I don't blame him in the least, he has earned his retirement. It was a forced move regardless, doesn't make for easy writing.

badgirlfilms 01-21-2016 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior (Post 20706112)
Congratulations on being a stupid fuck..

eat a dick you bitch. No one asked for you to breathe this morning fuck-face


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