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New alarm clock app needs a selfie to stop it going off

Only for the laziest fuckers:

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It is the truth universally acknowledged that getting out of bed in the morning absolutely sucks balls.

So, obviously, many people rely on alarms clocks.

But why not add a little egomania to your morning by using a new alarm clock app from Microsoft which requires a selfie before the buzzer stops sounding.

The Mimicker Alarm app, powered by the Microsoft Project Oxford, makes you prove youâ??re awake via three games.

Sleepy users can play Express Yourself, where you must take a selfie matching a given emotion.

Or, in Colour Capture you take a picture of an object which matches a given colour.

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20714519)

" It is the truth universally acknowledged that getting out of bed in the morning absolutely sucks balls."

It's a good thing i'm a porn webmaster. I can get out of bed whenever the fuck i like.

Usually between 11am-1pm

Because the planet isn't full of self obsessed people already...

I see a lot of phones being thrown violently against the wall.

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20714541)

thrown violently against the wall.

Which is how any device running Microsoft software should be handled