I met an older woman at a bar last night.
 

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

"What's that?" I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place. We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'

That was a funny one.

That made me chuckle

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Hahahah! Nice one!

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hahaha didnt see that coming

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh so how was it? did the mom look good for 90? I feel this joke left out the important details. :winkwink:

hahah sweet

right on :thumbsup

Hahaha :)

Good one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's the best I've heard in some time.

hhhhhaaaaaaaa, good one!

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I can normally figure out the end, but this one really got me! Thanks!! lol

You had a good dream

lol this is good joke

That joke should be the HOF of jokes

Ha-ha :1orglaugh

Good one :)

"many a good tune played on an old fiddle" ...

lol good joke.

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Lmao dude!

I like. Or no

Funny - I should have seen the punchline coming but didn't.

good one. Lol

For once, I wouldn't ask to see the pics... :(

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So how were they?

Hah good one!

awake? you mean alive!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That was funny as hell. :1orglaugh

So was ir good. Post a pic ir didnt happened

Nice laugh, EPIC Joke :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

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What a twist!:1orglaugh

the older the violin the sweeter the music
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Euh.. Nobody asked what you did??? ;-)

Hopefully you run away here!

lolz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh