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Grapesoda 01-31-2016 07:37 AM

have you guys seen this latest amazon sales tool?
 
Amazon.com: Dash Button


pretty darn cool.....

slapass 01-31-2016 07:48 AM

ummmm ..... No! I am not keen on having those all over the house.

CaptainHowdy 01-31-2016 07:56 AM

Scary ass shit ...

Oracle Porn 01-31-2016 08:09 AM

Only in America "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dash Button" so you never run out

crockett 01-31-2016 08:11 AM

Seams nice till the kids find it and you end up with 50 cases of tide on your front porch.

NakedWomenTime 01-31-2016 08:18 AM

That's a good point about the kids clicking it - have they not thought of that in some way?

Oracle Porn 01-31-2016 08:32 AM

facepalms for everyone criticizing the product before reading the product page.

candyflip 01-31-2016 08:37 AM

Everything that the have the dash buttons for that I would buy, I already buy from them and use their subscription service. You get a bigger discount and you don't have to hit a button or worry about reordering.

dyna mo 01-31-2016 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 20716048)
Only in America "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dash Button" so you never run out

what do you mean? cheese and pasta is universal and common around the world. ubiquitous really

2MuchMark 01-31-2016 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 20716064)
facepalms for everyone criticizing the product before reading the product page.

Yeah really...

The Amazon Dash button is a fantastic idea. It looks convenient as hell, and will undoubtably boost Amazon's sales higher than their already impressive heights.

I can't wait to see the day that we run low on something like Tide Laundry Detergent, press the TIDE Dash button, and then see a new box or two of Tide deposited into our front yard by a drone an hour later. Amazing.

shake 01-31-2016 08:53 AM

Now who will be the first to do condom and lube buttons?

wehateporn 01-31-2016 09:16 AM

Do they have white label version for affiliates?

blackmonsters 01-31-2016 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NakedWomenTime (Post 20716055)
That's a good point about the kids clicking it - have they not thought of that in some way?

Thought about it???

Dude, they are praying for it.


:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 01-31-2016 09:53 AM

So if you order some Mac & Cheese for example it will be delivered - Just a box of Mac & Cheese?..

I'm not what you'd call an environmentalist - But really, come on.....

BTW - I have an idea - An emergency hooker button - You have it next to the bed - You are lying there having a wank and you think 'this would be so much better if someone else was doing it' - You press the button and before you know it there's a hooker attached to your penis...

Grapesoda 01-31-2016 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20716098)
Do they have white label version for affiliates?

nothing stopping you from competing... manufacture some product button and a phone app... drop ship the goods...

EddyTheDog 01-31-2016 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20716223)
nothing stopping you from competing... manufacture some product button and a phone app... drop ship the goods...


I tell you what would work - A panic button for diapers - Press the button and they are there in 30 mins...

Slick 01-31-2016 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NakedWomenTime (Post 20716055)
That's a good point about the kids clicking it - have they not thought of that in some way?

Actually they did think of that -

"Once connected, a single press on Dash Button automatically places your order. Amazon will send an order confirmation to your phone, so it's easy to cancel if you change your mind"

#23 01-31-2016 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20716016)
Amazon.com: Dash Button


pretty darn cool.....

I saw this quite a few months back it's crazy why push a button when you can just order it yourself online? I mean how many times would you really need to use the thing you know what I mean? Personally I don't see the benefit

ITraffic 01-31-2016 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20716080)
Yeah really...

The Amazon Dash button is a fantastic idea. It looks convenient as hell, and will undoubtably boost Amazon's sales higher than their already impressive heights.

I can't wait to see the day that we run low on something like Tide Laundry Detergent, press the TIDE Dash button, and then see a new box or two of Tide deposited into our front yard by a drone an hour later. Amazing.

is there any geeky tech product you don't have an orgasm over? despite how much it degrades and lowers one's quality of life and surroundings? how stupid it ultimately is?

ErectMedia 01-31-2016 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20716032)
ummmm ..... No! I am not keen on having those all over the house.

+1 :thumbsup

Cool I guess but you would need a good handful of these buttons all over the house for common stuff and don't think it's too hard to jot a note in cell phone and order everything once a week or two. :2 cents:

MrMaxwell 02-12-2016 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20716299)
+1 :thumbsup

Cool I guess but you would need a good handful of these buttons all over the house for common stuff and don't think it's too hard to jot a note in cell phone and order everything once a week or two. :2 cents:

That is not how things work since everyone is lazy garbage these days

MiamiBoyz 02-12-2016 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20716240)
is there any geeky tech product you don't have an orgasm over? despite how much it degrades and lowers one's quality of life and surroundings? how stupid it ultimately is?

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

C H R I S 02-12-2016 11:49 AM

Great sales tool, and it promotes brand loyalty. Personally I wouldnt use it but it's great marketing.


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