A small amount of shit continuously leaks out of my asshole
 

I've resorted to using tampons to stem the tide (so to speak)

Try taking a smaller cock now and then.

that's what you get for installing osx in your shitbox

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I upgraded it to OS X v10.11.3 "El Capitan" and now it looks like goatse IRL

But the sphincter is a muscle, so it does restore its self.

Your body has like 50 sphincters!

Sphincter says what!!!12

Siri said it's working as intended.

Anal leakage may refer to:
Steatorrhea, a type of oily anal discharge
Keriorrhea, a type of oily discharge caused by eating deep sea fish
Fecal incontinence, liquid fecal incontinence is a sub-type of fecal incontinence
Fecal leakage, a type of fecal incontinence causing minor staining of undergarments in adults
Apple Anus, a common type of odorless discharge caused by using apple products

Wtf, anal leakage from deep sea fish!

That's fucking awesome, how deep I wonder

All the way to the medulla oblongata

Apple anus ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Promises promises.

In before CS drools all over the place

Are you obese? Most likely you are. You're overstuffed intestines just can't hold all the shit and it's simply leaking out. Time to clean out. Your body is telling you something.

Are you Ass Napkin Ed?

Dis is me IRL:

I know ! Fucking GREAT isn't it? :1orglaugh

Good job I bought that fire extinguisher yesterday, cause the keywords in this thread sent my board tracker into full on meltdown mode :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Saint Paul's disease ...