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Sid70 02-09-2016 07:49 AM

Apple sucks.
 
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

gnawledge 02-09-2016 08:05 AM

Yes, I still have a 4 year old MacBook Air which works perfectly. The SSD was replaced once under warranty and would have been $580. Apple sucks so badly.

I think it's a learning curve for some. That's why they complain.

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 08:12 AM

I dropped my iPhone down the stairs around Christmas, and that piece of shit didn't break!

CaptainHowdy 02-09-2016 08:13 AM

Congrats I guess ...

L-Pink 02-09-2016 08:23 AM

My Macbook Pro has spent most of it's life vibrating in the saddlebag on my bike. Piece of shit works perfectly.

CurrentlySober 02-09-2016 08:32 AM

I use my iMac as a makeshift toilet, and it still switches on everyday... Utter Shit...

Porn academy 02-09-2016 08:34 AM

Completely rubbish, My macbook pro broke outside warranty and Apple fixed it for free.

shake 02-09-2016 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20725103)
I dropped my iPhone down the stairs around Christmas, and that piece of shit didn't break!

Get some tips from Richards daughter, she seems to smash hers every week.

NakedWomenTime 02-09-2016 08:39 AM

I throw my Mac Book Pro like a frisbee for my dog every day, and he goes and fetches it ... it still works though ... for use as a table mat.

Manfap 02-09-2016 08:41 AM

My samsung phone is 5 years old, has gone through the washing machine and still works.

I had to wrestle the wife's sony off her after 7 years as it was running xp.

Why do you think it's just apple that doesn't break?

Sid70 02-09-2016 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20725098)
Yes, I still have a 4 year old MacBook Air which works perfectly. The SSD was replaced once under warranty and would have been $580. Apple sucks so badly.

I think it's a learning curve for some. That's why they complain.

Have replaced HDD with SSD too after 5 years of use.

Sid70 02-09-2016 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20725131)
My samsung phone is 5 years old, has gone through the washing machine and still works.

I had to wrestle the wife's sony off her after 7 years as it was running xp.

Why do you think it's just apple that doesn't break?

I was always unhappy with my other devices, here and there, never that good as my apple devices.

Sly 02-09-2016 09:04 AM

I am typing from my circa 1998 Compaq. Beat that!

CAHEK 02-09-2016 09:12 AM

Windblows is better ?

420 02-09-2016 09:20 AM

The first car I bought in 1986 still runs like new.

http://i.imgur.com/6Qg4POE.jpg

Mediamix 02-09-2016 09:32 AM

My computer never stopped working since 1924!

http://i.imgur.com/1kYOaen.jpg

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20725180)
My computer never stopped working since 1924!

http://i.imgur.com/1kYOaen.jpg


How many gigs ya got on that thing?

NickBaer 02-09-2016 04:16 PM

I never used my MacBook Pro that I got as a backup for my Mac Mini, so I sold it and got an Android Tablet with Touchscreen and Detachable Keyboard. $150.

Now I'm MacMini with 24-inch monitor, iPhone6, and Android Tablet (Jellybean).

I need one Android device since I wrote an Android App I got rid of the Samsung Galaxy phone as well, which served as the ONE Android device until last week.

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 04:30 PM

I hate all those Super-cool Windows users. They're like "Hey, I'm so cool, I use Windows". Hipster douchbags. It's like they're all in a cult or something. Scary.

AntonMG 02-09-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20725539)
I hate all those Super-cool Windows users. They're like "Hey, I'm so cool, I use Windows". Hipster douchbags. It's like they're all in a cult or something. Scary.

I see what you did there :1orglaugh

nico-t 02-09-2016 04:38 PM

congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

mineistaken 02-09-2016 04:39 PM

Wow, whole 6 years! Congrats.
I change my personal computers every 7 years by the way. And not because they stop working.

Sid70 02-09-2016 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725549)
congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20725549)
Wow, whole 6 years! Congrats.
I change my personal computers every 7 years by the way. And not because they stop working.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/686f8e0ee...1fnwo1_400.gif

sandman! 02-09-2016 05:03 PM

congrats but who cares ? so what a laptop runs for 6 years :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Sid70 02-09-2016 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20725574)
congrats but who cares ? so what a laptop runs for 6 years :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4442/06/16x9/1200.jpg

nico-t 02-09-2016 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725581)

she looks ill. Probably HIV

VSKevin 02-09-2016 05:35 PM

Totally over the Apple vs. Android argument...

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b40b...e73f92c1ea.jpg

This gave some insight on Apple though, but still resulted in the same "I don't care":
Apple takes its eye off the ball: Why Apple fans are really coming to hate Apple software - LA Times

CaptainHowdy 02-09-2016 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725597)
she looks ill. Probably HIV

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

SomeCreep 02-09-2016 06:38 PM

I can't imagine life without my Macbook. Imagine using Windows?? God, that would be so awful, like living in poverty and going to bed hungry every night.

mineistaken 02-09-2016 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 20725638)
I can't imagine life without my Macbook. Imagine using Windows?? God, that would be so awful, like living in poverty and going to bed hungry every night.

Good parody of apple fanboy :thumbsup:1orglaugh

SBJ 02-09-2016 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725549)
congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

I bought my Sony PS3 for myself Dec 2007 and it still works today 2016. I use it to watch blu rays and 3d blu rays all the time and besides updates from time to time I've never had a single issue with it

MiamiBoyz 02-09-2016 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725083)
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

How small is your cock?


No really...how SMALL must it be.


http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...aib3o1_400.gif

ErectMedia 02-09-2016 07:49 PM

iPhone 6
iPhone 4S
2 Apple TV Devices

all run flawless, will dump the 4S when the 7 comes out so will then run a 6 and a 7, Superior devices :2 cents:

Tax returns will make more jump to the Apple side and never look back :thumbsup

MaDalton 02-09-2016 08:05 PM

i wish the stock would be doing so awesome as you say the devices are...

Shedevils 02-09-2016 09:21 PM

Used Adobe Premiere Pro on a Mac Pro recently to do some encoding and I was surprised at how fast it was. Faster than our big Windows Vegas machine.

Something to be said for optimized software I suppose.

Coup 02-09-2016 11:39 PM

RIP Stebe Jobes

Coup 02-09-2016 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20725659)

dis is me IRL using OS X El Capitan (The most advanced operating system in teh world)

Sid70 02-10-2016 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20725659)
How small is your cock?


No really...how SMALL must it be.


http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...aib3o1_400.gif

Nigga pleez, show your junk some place else.

Sid70 02-10-2016 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20725697)
i wish the stock would be doing so awesome as you say the devices are...

Blame the nerds. Obsessed control freaks.

http://knowmybody.com/wp-content/upl...or-300x227.jpg

Google Expert 02-10-2016 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725083)
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

You sound poor.

Google Expert 02-10-2016 01:24 AM

Apple is for dumb people who do the most basic shit like email, FB chats etc.


It just werks!
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http://i.imgur.com/sRU1oe4.gif

Paul&John 02-10-2016 01:43 AM

How do you know if someone is a Vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Sid70 02-10-2016 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20725806)
Apple is for dumb people who do the most basic shit like email, FB chats etc.


It just werks!

Is the most important shit.

Sid70 02-10-2016 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20725803)
You sound poor.

Please paypal me $3,300 to [email protected]

davidclickpapa 02-10-2016 02:18 AM

used an iphone for about 2 weeks and i just couldn't get adapted to it. everything was so convoluted, like 5 taps for something i could make in 2 taps on android.
i agree that imacs / macbooks etc. are superior but i still don't feel like paying about 50% for brand (as in: for the same amount i can get a killer pc)

flame away

Sid70 02-10-2016 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20725822)
used an iphone for about 2 weeks and i just couldn't get adapted to it. everything was so convoluted, like 5 taps for something i could make in 2 taps on android.
i agree that imacs / macbooks etc. are superior but i still don't feel like paying about 50% for brand (as in: for the same amount i can get a killer pc)

flame away

I can't even properly tap on Android, it doesn't swipe properly. Paying more is a myth, I have changed 3 PC laptops ( overheating, noise, graphic card failure ) in a life time of one apple Macbook Pro. Another myth is getting a super pc - it's called knowing your needs, you would rather have 10 bottles of vodka or a 1 fine cognac?

Google Expert 02-10-2016 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20725809)
How do you know if someone is a Vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

http://i.imgur.com/hF1cpZr.jpg

Joshua G 02-10-2016 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20725697)
i wish the stock would be doing so awesome as you say the devices are...

you need to sell. apple gets 70% revenue on the phone, AKA its the only thing holding up the company. Its not gonna last forever. ask nokia, motorola, blackberry. after the iphone loses its popularity, it will be too late to sell. sell now...

:2 cents:

TheMoneyMan 02-10-2016 10:04 AM

I do not like macs, well the OS. Even iphones. Your paying more for the name.

The hardware is good, but dollar for dollar you can easily get a better performing PC machine. In my case I have built my own computers with windows 7 on it; Microsoft provides the flexibility I need.

I still have every PC laptop I have owned, all work to this day and they have been used heavily.

I know people who have hardware issues with their macs, same with people and PC's. Some have issues some dont no matter the name. People also forget PC's encompass a bunch of other brands while Mac is one.

One frustration I do have with windows 7 is that it is not as efficient it could be with AMD 8 core CPU's. I have not tried windows 10 yet.

Sednub997 02-10-2016 10:52 AM

Works because my hand havent touch it


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