A black man and a white man walk into a bakery
 

The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The white man replies, "Look in the black mans back pocket....."

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That made me chuckle

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Good one.

What a clever white man.

Typical; always ratting a brother out.

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That was pretty good...

Was BrassMonkey the black man

Nice one

Okay, that made me chuckle.

Didn't bother to read this one. Was still waiting for Eric to give me a 35 sec break to post tho.

lulz i know it

B-Snitchin was the "white" guy in this story :1orglaugh

that was good will use...........

good one!

appreciate magic :eyecrazy

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ha ha ha

fun joke. it would be funny even if the dudes had names

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keep posting bullshit tabloids :2 cents::2 cents:

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Beer enhanced this joke.

The black guy got nothing