Donald Trump's Twitter Posts Are Hilarious
 

Just out Nevada poll shows Jeb Bush at 1%, he should take his dumb mouthpiece, @LindseyGrahamSC, and just go home.
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Just out Nevada poll shows Jeb Bush at 1%, he should take his dumb mouthpiece, @LindseyGrahamSC, and just go home."

Jeb Bush just got contact lenses and got rid of the glasses. He wants to look cool, but it's far too late. 1% in Nevada!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Jeb Bush just got contact lenses and got rid of the glasses. He wants to look cool, but it's far too late. 1% in Nevada!"

I will beat Hillary easily, but Lindsey Graham says I won't, and yet he got zero against me- no cred! Why does FOX put him on?
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "I will beat Hillary easily, but Lindsey Graham says I won't, and yet he got zero against me- no cred! Why does FOX put him on?"

Interesting how President Obama so haltingly said I "would never be president" - This from perhaps the worst president in U.S. history!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Interesting how President Obama so haltingly said I "would never be president" - This from perhaps the worst president in U.S. history!"

Why does @megynkelly devote so much time on her shows to me, almost always negative? Without me her ratings would tank. Get a life Megyn!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Why does @megynkelly devote so much time on her shows to me, almost always negative? Without me her ratings would tank. Get a life Megyn!"

Hey @glennbeck- see how I beat your boy Ted- in your own Blaze poll? Your endorsement means nothing! #GOPDebate
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How can Ted Cruz be an Evangelical Christian when he lies so much and is so dishonest?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...15252844634112

Lying Cruz put out a statement, â??Trump & Rubio are w/Obama on gay marriage." Cruz is the worst liar, crazy or very dishonest. Perhaps all 3?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...98702477242369

Jeb Bush spent more than $40,000,000 in New Hampshire to come in 4 or 5, I spent $3,000,000 to come in 1st. Big difference in capability!
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Now that Bush has wasted $120 million of special interest money on his failed campaign, he says he would end super PACs. Sad!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...82375863394304

Everybody is laughing at Jeb Bush-spent $100 million and is at bottom of pack. A pathetic figure!
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Jeb Bush has zero communication skills so he spent a fortune of special interest money on a Super Bowl ad. He is a weak candidate!
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So far the Super Bowl is very boring - not nearly as exciting as politics - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Wow, Jeb Bush, whose campaign is a total disaster, had to bring in mommy to take a slap at me. Not nice!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...79656617578496

Even though I beat him in the first six debates, especially the last one, Ted Cruz wants to debate me again. Can we do it in Canada?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...30362966921217

What is he, 12?

More like 5

try 4 1/2

Thomas Jefferson called John Adams a hermaphrodite when he ran against him in the election of 1800, and Adams responded by saying that people's children would be raped and their towns burned if Jefferson won.

So really, Donald Trump is like the Founding Fathers.

:thumbsup

Not Yet, But He's Almost A 10

How anyone can see him as a serious candidate for President is beyond my comprehension...

trump is da man

Funny? Yes. Presidential? No damn way. He's making republicans look worse than they already are.

You obviously grew up without the US Constitution and have no recollection of Individual Liberty of days past in America.

Presidential?

The President is NOT a King. He's just the guy who runs ONE of the three branches of govt.

And President's in U.S. history have never tried to act like what you THINK is "Presidential".

Did Pres. U.S. Grant act "presidential"? Hardly. He was a raging alcoholic.

How about George Washington...arguably THE greatest President?
Nope. He was 100% against the Presidency being looked at as a monarchy in any way, shape, or form.

How about Abraham Lincoln (another of our greatest Presidents)? Well, not only was his wife completely batshit crazy...but he slept in the same bed every night with a Lieutenant in an obviously homosexual affair. (thus the group now known as the Log Cabin Republicans...a gay organization of Republicans Log Cabin Republicans )

How about Teddy Roosevelt? Another great President. Did he act like a pussy? Fuck no. Loud, cursing all the time, didn't like to "dress up"... a "mans man".

Even Vice Presidents...Hell, Aaron Burr was the third Vice President. He dueled and KILLED Alexander Hamilton!

And all the current Presidents? Well, as each ones White House tapes are released we hear them as they are for REAL(not what they are told to say by handlers in front of the public). Lots of cussing. Lots of off color jokes. You know...like a real person is.

You are brainwashed by the media into thinking some of the most completely wrong shit about our country.

The media pretends to be "shocked" at what Trump says. Meanwhile they KNOW that every President has cursed like a sailor in the White House and used racist and sexist jokes. It's all on tape and available to hear. And the press KNOWS this.
And yet they pretend to be stupid about it.

Hell, they have both Pres. Obama and Vice President Biden caught on open mics saying the word "Fuck".

Stop being a pussy Mark. Grow a set of balls. :pimp

I do enjoy his nonstop ownage of Jeb

this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet your new US Attorney General
 

what does that have to do with trump acting like a spoiled rich kid with a chip on his shoulder?

Does this make him sound more presidential to you?

This is what I don't get... How is anyone taking him seriously? He calls people names, has zero political exp, and his businesses keep failing. He has been through bankruptcy four times.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that accent.

I hope he dubbed some gangsta rap videos. That would be an awesome idea for a youtube channel.

Wow he absolutely roasted Jeb :1orglaugh poor Jeb:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

His best twits are yet to come after Hillary beats him by 200+ electoral votes. :1orglaugh
We will never hear the end of it. Talking about conspiracy theories and recount demands.

he's insane, absolutely nuts :1orglaugh

Multi billionaire and his businesses "keep failing"? Are you a fucking idiot?

Yep. :1orglaugh

Hillary's health is questionable too...lol

And here is Hillary pretending to be black:




Damn that is offensive to all black people. How they can vote for her is beyond me.

I am voting for Trump

Read this great article which pretty much sums up Trump perfectly, and tell me it's off base. If you don't have sense to understand why this guy is right, then you don't have any sense in the first place, so never mind.

Why I still believe Donald Trump will never be president - Vox

here's a good snippet taking about Trump supportrers ----------------------

When they witness political debate, they aren't really analyzing and assessing arguments. They are reading the subtext, attuned to who's aggressive and who's defensive, who's strong and who's weak, who seems like a leader and who doesn't.

Trump instinctively gets this. His innovation, if you can call it that, is to abandon the text altogether, bringing the subtext to the surface. "Toughness" is no longer a side dish; it's the main dish, the only dish. Trump will win because Trump wins. It's a post-truth, post-substance campaign, affect from top to bottom.


Some more truth for you ---------------------------------

But what happens when he's not on top, not dominating?

Presidential campaigns are long and intense, with many ups and downs along the way. Once he is no longer a phenomenon, a spectacle, but an honest-to-god candidate in a one-on-one race, Trump will not be able to avoid answering questions about policy or substance. He will not be able to belittle and marginalize everyone who challenges him or skip every debate that doesn't agree to his terms.

He will not be able to dictate the terms of the contest, as he has so far.

Sooner or later he'll have to navigate situations where he's on the defensive, where he's being asked to defend himself or apologize or treat an opponent with respect. What then? What will arrogant bluster look like in that context?

Also, Trump's shtick excites a portion of the electorate — resentful, xenophobic, white — that is more robust than most political elites realized, but the shtick also polarizes. Trump has higher unfavorables than any of his opponents. Taken to a national race, his current act will even more sharply divide an already polarized country.

And here's the bedrock obstacle to Trump's success: There are simply not enough struggling, resentful, xenophobic white people in the US to constitute a national majority sufficient to win a presidential election.

You know he is Guidophobic right? - Well, I assume he is. He is anti everything else...

Very impressive twits :pimp

Many legal Mexicans hate illegal Aliens.

Most blacks hate Mexicans.

Both Blacks and Mexicans hate Muslims.

Advantage Trump!

I can't wait until Trump starts doing that to Russia and China lol

What is interesting to me is all the people that think that what Trump is doing is stupid or sophomoric or pick your adjective.

What he is....is smart this is EXACTLY why he is in the lead despite the fact that The RNC and the pro republican sectors of the media have done everything they can to derail him.

He has some very bright people running his campaign. Anyone who thinks that his tactics are stupid...well look in the mirror....

Trump has actually found and mobilized that very large sector of the public that was apathetic about politics because they felt, and rightly so, that there is no difference in the two parties, thats its just one criminal syndicate offering a choice of the criminal behind door number one or the criminal behind door number 2

What is going to be interesting to me is...when Trump wins the nomination will the RNC covertly run a third party candidate to keep control within the ranks of two party system they and the DNC have set up.

these words pretty much sum up everything about you. i take solace that you at least know your unknowns. its those whose unknowns are unknown, they are the dangerous ones.

maybe when you start caring, you will start knowing as well.

:)

in my life up to now ive never seen a candidate so hated, attacked & vilified on a daily basis. not only from the media, but the president, & the pope? these are people who should know better than to elevate trumps comments with their own bully pulpits.

i believe there will be serious riots if the donald scores the W. the level of hate against this guy is out of control, & frankly becoming dangerous. i wont be suprised if he gets shot, especially since obamas secret service literally sleeps on the job.

:2 cents:

hes just appealing to the lowest common denominator. people like him because hes 'different'...but it seems just any kind of different will do as long as he's not a career politician that spews lies 24/7 like so many of them do. meanwhile there are some great independent candidates who are not career politicians that are much brighter than trump (just because the guy is successful doesn't make him 'smart') and far more well spoken but they no budget so no one knows and no one cares.

The Donald will not be Prez

TRUTH HURTS! :thumbsup

Posts like that are not PC, but, admit it, most likely true:

Jeb Bush just got contact lenses and got rid of the glasses. He wants to look cool, but it's far too late. 1% in Nevada!

Anti PC power!

I see him as an option in comparison with liars, political correctness, incompentence etc.

A fresh breeze I must say.:2 cents:

Incidentally, the same emotional age of most people in the US.

The US has had some pretty good Presidents. Shame is one liked sex the other was Black.

The greatest country in the world, and leader of the free world. Deserves better.

:1orglaugh

They don't like Rubio in Florida- he left them high & dry. Doesn't even show up for votes!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "They don't like Rubio in Florida- he left them high & dry. Doesn't even show up for votes!"

Lightweight Marco Rubio was working hard last night. The problem is, he is a choker, and once a choker, always a choker! Mr. Meltdown.
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Lightweight Marco Rubio was working hard last night. The problem is, he is a choker, and once a choker, always a choker! Mr. Meltdown."

Lightweight choker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Lightweight choker Marco Rubio looks like a little boy on stage. Not presidential material!"

Lying Ted Cruz and lightweight choker Marco Rubio teamed up last night in a last ditch effort to stop our great movement. They failed!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Lying Ted Cruz and lightweight choker Marco Rubio teamed up last night in a last ditch effort to stop our great movement. They failed!"

Why would the people of Florida vote for Marco Rubio when he defrauded them by agreeing to represent them as their Senator and then quit!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Why would the people of Florida vote for Marco Rubio when he defrauded them by agreeing to represent them as their Senator and then quit!"

Have a good chance to win Texas on Tuesday. Cruz is a nasty guy, not one Senate endorsement and, despite talk, gets nothing done. Loser!
Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Have a good chance to win Texas on Tuesday. Cruz is a nasty guy, not one Senate endorsement and, despite talk, gets nothing done. Loser!"

Failed presidential candidate @MittRomney was made to look like a fool by Senator Harry Reid & didn't release his tax returns until 9/21/12.
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FMR PRES of Mexico, Vicente Fox horribly used the F word when discussing the wall. He must apologize! If I did that there would be a uproar!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...53023736250369

Early on Ted Cruz said that if he didn't win South Carolina, it's over. He didn't win- and lost to me in a landslide!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...30575083106304

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Haha Morning Consult Poll had him with 42% nationally. So his ceiling is now 42%!! He'll never get more votes than 42% until next month!

edit: Reuters/Ipsos polling data on Friday showed Trump ahead nationally in the Republican race with support at 44.2%, followed by Cruz at 20.7 percent and Rubio in third place at 14 percent.

did I say 42%? I meant 44%. He will hit a wall of iron at 44%!! No way he's going above 44%!!