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CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 01:14 PM

I made over £250 today for virtually zero work... Heres how...
 
OK, so you are going to need a few props for this to work, but they wont be expensive. Infact the cheaper and shittier they are, the better you will do...

All you need about 5 old battered & torn rucksacks / bags, a few dirty blankets and a few old clothes... (Just get them from the local dump) Plus some old bits of cardboard and a marker pen to write on them...

Thats all you need and once you have these things, they are 100% reusable! You are good to go again and again, day after day = MORE AND MORE MONEY!!!

So... All you do, is to place a bag with some old clothes in it, and a dirty blanket in a disused shop doorway on a main street... Using one of the pieces of cardboard, write 'Homeless and hungry, please help' Place it on top the blanket and put a few small coins / loose change infront of the sign... Thats it! Now, go further along the street and do this again, with another bag and blanket and sign etc... Repeat another 3 times...

Think of these as 'money traps'... Set as many as you can... The More traps - The MORE MONEY!!!

Now, return to trap one, and you should find some money has been added to the 'float' you left behind. Cream it off into your pocket and go on to trap 2, and do the same. Repeat this all day, and at the end of the day, you should have a lot of cash...

People see the bags and assume its some poor guys worldly belongings in that doorway, but he has had to leave them unattended for a moment... Who is gonna steal from a homeless guy who has even less than they do? Thats right - Hardly anyone... You are gonna make serious BANK!!!

So just keep on going... Pro Tip? Use Different locations each day - Just check the bags once every hour or so... No need to rush about anywhere... Take it EASY... You can just sit in a Starbucks most of the day if you like... And if someone does take the bag, clothes and blanket, just get another set from the local dump...

Money for NOTHING and your chicks for FREE!!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

EddyTheDog 02-23-2016 01:24 PM

You can't do it in London - The best spots are booked months in advance...

mineistaken 02-23-2016 01:58 PM

I am anti handing out money for free like that (mostly because I know that money will not be spent well, but rather on booze etc). Let alone giving away to an empty spot like that.
They deserver to be scammed.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20736823)
because I know that money will not be spent well, but rather on booze etc

Well I spent my money VERY WELL on booze :2 cents:

I bought top name brands - Smirnoff, Grey Goose etc... None of that cheap 'house' brand rubbish... :thumbsup

mce 02-23-2016 02:17 PM

Why not try doing that in the hood?

Barry-xlovecam 02-23-2016 02:18 PM

Low-tech robotic pan-handlers ... :1orglaugh
@mce No, it needs to be in a solid working class area -- need some sympathy ...

SilentKnight 02-23-2016 02:18 PM

In Canada we'd drive our dogsled from one 'trap' location to another.

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736759)
OK, so you are going to need a few props for this to work, but they wont be expensive. Infact the cheaper and shittier they are, the better you will do...

All you need about 5 old battered & torn rucksacks / bags, a few dirty blankets and a few old clothes... (Just get them from the local dump) Plus some old bits of cardboard and a marker pen to write on them...

Thats all you need and once you have these things, they are 100% reusable! You are good to go again and again, day after day = MORE AND MORE MONEY!!!

So... All you do, is to place a bag with some old clothes in it, and a dirty blanket in a disused shop doorway on a main street... Using one of the pieces of cardboard, write 'Homeless and hungry, please help' Place it on top the blanket and put a few small coins / loose change infront of the sign... Thats it! Now, go further along the street and do this again, with another bag and blanket and sign etc... Repeat another 3 times...

Think of these as 'money traps'... Set as many as you can... The More traps - The MORE MONEY!!!

Now, return to trap one, and you should find some money has been added to the 'float' you left behind. Cream it off into your pocket and go on to trap 2, and do the same. Repeat this all day, and at the end of the day, you should have a lot of cash...

People see the bags and assume its some poor guys worldly belongings in that doorway, but he has had to leave them unattended for a moment... Who is gonna steal from a homeless guy who has even less than they do? Thats right - Hardly anyone... You are gonna make serious BANK!!!

So just keep on going... Pro Tip? Use Different locations each day - Just check the bags once every hour or so... No need to rush about anywhere... Take it EASY... You can just sit in a Starbucks most of the day if you like... And if someone does take the bag, clothes and blanket, just get another set from the local dump...

Money for NOTHING and your chicks for FREE!!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

so you with a house and a fuking car steal from the poor?? please tell me im wrong

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20736860)
so you with a house and a fuking car steal from the poor?? please tell me im wrong

Yes, you are wrong. I put the bags out, I collect the money. No 'poor people' are being stolen from. No guns to heads of the donators either. You cant even say I am soliciting in an aggressive way, as these are just empty traps... If people choose to leave money, thats their tough shit :2 cents:

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736864)
Yes, you are wrong. I put the bags out, I collect the money. No 'poor people' are being stolen from. No guns to heads of the donators either. You cant even say I am soliciting in an aggressive way, as these are just empty traps... If people choose to leave money, thats their tough shit :2 cents:

shame on you!! :2 cents::2 cents::helpme:helpme :disgust:disgust

sandman! 02-23-2016 02:41 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2016 02:52 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20736872)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sober is a shithead! :2 cents::2 cents:

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20736884)
sober is a shithead! :2 cents::2 cents:

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

brassmonkey 02-23-2016 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736886)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best :2 cents::2 cents:

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20736896)
with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best :2 cents::2 cents:

Sorry, but I dont use icq or skype or anything like that, but ilikepoo at ilikepoo dot com email works :) Or, PM me here?

beerptrol 02-23-2016 03:03 PM

should have used poor kids to pan handle for you

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20736902)
should have used poor kids to pan handle for you

And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!

mineistaken 02-23-2016 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736917)
And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!

They will be giving you a cut from their money. That is the principle of every business. Not the other way around. You do not see share holders and ceos complaining that they give a cut to their employees, lol.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20736933)
They will be giving you a cut from their money. That is the principle of every business. Not the other way around. You do not see share holders and ceos complaining that they give a cut to their employees, lol.

Oh no no no no no........... Oh no........

I get the blankets, the bags and write the signs. I come back at hourly intervals and collect the money. Adding a child into the mix when they are not needed would be a dilution of profits.

They are an unnecessary expense. Cut expenses, maximise profits...

Be honest, you are just jealous that I am earning so much money arnt you?

beerptrol 02-23-2016 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736917)
And have to give them a cut of my hard earned money? You are having a laugh!

They will pull in a hell of alot more money thus increasing your profits. People seem to give more when kids are involved

Sednub997 02-23-2016 03:41 PM

How many hamburgers did you buy with these money

BIGTYMER 02-23-2016 04:00 PM

Brilliant! Now I'll finally be able to profit from locations with spikes.. :(

https://theaccidentalacnarchist.file...ent-street.jpg

overdose 02-23-2016 04:07 PM

best method I've seen for a while :D

wehateporn 02-23-2016 04:15 PM

Not sure why you've posted this here CS...Mods, please can you move it into the GFY Educational Series forum

GFY Educational Series

mineistaken 02-23-2016 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20736936)
Oh no no no no no........... Oh no........

I get the blankets, the bags and write the signs. I come back at hourly intervals and collect the money. Adding a child into the mix when they are not needed would be a dilution of profits.

They are an unnecessary expense. Cut expenses, maximise profits...

Be honest, you are just jealous that I am earning so much money arnt you?

I assumed your kids would cover other (additional) grounds :)

CurrentlySober 02-23-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20737004)
I assumed your kids would cover other (additional) grounds :)

No need :) Just place more backpack traps :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 02-24-2016 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20736955)
Brilliant! Now I'll finally be able to profit from locations with spikes.. :(

https://theaccidentalacnarchist.file...ent-street.jpg

Exactly ! Thats the spirit :thumbsup

SAMANTAmax 02-24-2016 04:59 AM

Easy money easy go

ottopottomouse 02-24-2016 05:51 AM

People always give more to a tramp with a dog on a bit of string.

Set yourself up as a dog daycare business and charge owners to look after their dogs, then tie up a dog at each of your pitches.

Paid to look after the dogs, and boosting your begging earnings too.

davidclickpapa 02-24-2016 06:35 AM

can i do it online from home?

celandina 02-24-2016 09:15 AM

A better business plan then all the tube thieves, dating sites with phoney females and the rest of the trash...:thumbsup even better though would be the long lost grandson scam who needs a bit of cash from his grandma with dementia :2 cents:

blogspot 02-24-2016 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 20737405)
A better business plan then all the tube thieves, dating sites with phoney females and the rest of the trash...:thumbsup even better though would be the long lost grandson scam who needs a bit of cash from his grandma with dementia :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-25-2016 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20736975)
Not sure why you've posted this here CS...Mods, please can you move it into the GFY Educational Series forum

GFY Educational Series

Oh NO! Please dont do that! I specifically prefaced this thread as 'Business'... So I can enter it as 'Best Business Thread' in this years GFY awards :upsidedow

elliso 02-25-2016 09:20 PM

Shame on U, U Left nothing for Whom deserve it.

Sonner or later U Will Lost it all

TheSquealer 02-25-2016 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20736896)
with any addiction you are shameless. i want to chat with u in private icq would be best :2 cents::2 cents:

hahaha! the compulsive liar who works for pennies per month copying and pasting race bait and death news, wants to lecture someone on how they act in life.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SAMANTAmax 02-26-2016 01:36 AM

Money making businesses

SekobA 02-26-2016 06:24 AM

You gonna have millions very soon my friend

CurrentlySober 01-23-2021 01:34 PM

Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

Damn you Covid!

baddog 01-23-2021 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22811392)
Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

Damn you Covid!

I swear, I had to look at the date because there was no way that could work now.

Pink24 01-23-2021 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22811392)
Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

Damn you Covid!

Serious question. What exactly do you do?
You have been here forever but all you do is post I lik poo and I cunt a4d it.

Occasionally you will post something mildly interesting but it's like a needle in a million haystacks.

I thought I was bad. Maybe I got some influence from you with my cum stories and about 'my friend' but yours is unrelenting.

CurrentlySober 01-24-2021 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22811441)
I swear, I had to look at the date because there was no way that could work now.

:upsidedow

CurrentlySober 01-24-2021 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink24 (Post 22811455)
Serious question. What exactly do you do?
You have been here forever but all you do is post I lik poo and I cunt a4d it.

I have poosted my life story (for real) explaining everything in the past. I have to go out now, but when I return I'll see if I can find it via the useless search feature.

CurrentlySober 01-24-2021 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22811561)
I have poosted my life story (for real) explaining everything in the past. I have to go out now, but when I return I'll see if I can find it via the useless search feature.

OK, well I can't find the fully detailed version that exists somewhere on GFY, however I did find an abridged version. Its about a third of the original, but it hits the bullet points.

https://gfy.com/22472345-post17.html

To update, I'm currently very involved in property these days, currently closing on a 4 Bed atm, details to follow upon completion and for pleasure I'm authoring Children's Stories for sale on Amazon...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...published.html

:thumbsup

CurrentlySober 07-02-2021 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22811392)
Well Covids fucked this little money earner right up... Virtually no foot traffic to donate money cause of Lockdown, and at the same time, I cunt even spend the day in the warm, at Starbucks, drinking overpriced coffee and using their free wifi, cause the are shut...

Damn you Covid!

Well wish me luck! Saturday tomorrow and I'm gonna start up again. Nice warm weather, plenty of foot traffic as people are emerging into the streets again.

I'm probably doing them a favour by giving them somewhere to get rid of that extra spare change that they have built up from not being able to spend it... Save them the trouble of having to carry it around in their pockets or purses...

Think I won't go sit in Starbucks this time, but in a pub instead. One that does nice food like a gastropub or some such... That way I can continue to stuff my face as well as get good and drunk...

Bed now - Early start tomorrow... I guess I really DO work hard now and again... :2 cents:

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

baddog 07-04-2021 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22883231)
Well wish me luck! Saturday tomorrow and I'm gonna start up again. Nice warm weather, plenty of foot traffic as people are emerging into the streets again.

I'm probably doing them a favour by giving them somewhere to get rid of that extra spare change that they have built up from not being able to spend it... Save them the trouble of having to carry it around in their pockets or purses...

Think I won't go sit in Starbucks this time, but in a pub instead. One that does nice food like a gastropub or some such... That way I can continue to stuff my face as well as get good and drunk...

Bed now - Early start tomorrow... I guess I really DO work hard now and again... :2 cents:

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

How did you do?

CurrentlySober 07-05-2021 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22883934)
How did you do?

Unfortunately, I chose the wrong day.

Everything went amazingly at first, with people almost desperate to relieve themselves of some small change and feel that they were 'doing their bit' to help the homeless etc, but it kinda worked a bit too well...

I quickly amassed almost absurd amounts of change, but with the banks being closed, I had nowhere to change it up! Then the pubs started getting funny with me for trying to pay in pennies and refused to serve me, and because of that I didn't really have anywhere to sit down.

Added to having to carry all the change with me as I emptied to traps, meant I was unable to get around as fast as I would have liked, so just after midday I called it a day and came home...

Cant lug pocket fulls of change around on a sunny day... I blame the thoughtless bastards who donated. If they had left paper notes instead of metal change, I could have stayed at it even longer, and helped even more people feel good about themselves.

Will wait for a cooler day next time, and make it a weekday too, so I can change up all that pesky coper into easily carryable, foldable notes :2 cents:

MakeMeGrrrrowl 07-05-2021 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce (Post 20736852)
Why not try doing that in the hood?

You can only work there at the beginning of the month. Useless after the first 5 days.


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