I should fire myself! I suck at paying bills
 

So it seems like everyday without fail I'm getting emails like
I really should keep better tabs on bills I need to pay so I don't get so many of these emails :2 cents:

i can show you how to make newspaper bricks to build your new house under a bridge.

ya make a youtube video! That sounds like very useful info that everyone should know :2 cents:

I get at least 2 of BrassMonkeys Nigerian brothers asking me for money

i cook on a wood stove sometimes up north. things just come out better for me instead of using electric or gas.


i make these is the summer they dry out fast here. it gets very hot as you know.

i cunt a4d 2 pay bills.... :(

I cunt a4d the fake bills I get in emails either! :winkwink:

shit now I have people leaving phone msgs in other languages from a phone country code of India. I really need to pay closer attention to paying these fake bills on time :helpme:error

I'm really good at it and pay everything early. Weird but I actually feel good giving away my money. :1orglaugh

That is cause Apple convinced you that spending more than you should is a good thing.. Maybe I'll start forwarding these fake bills to known Apple users and see if some of them pay my fake bills for me :winkwink:

Don't pay and see what happens ...

what's your email? i sent you that ground unicorn horn about a month ago :helpme :disgust you owe me $5,000 no epass! paypal wire or payoneer

Counting down the months to pre-order my iPhone 7 :1orglaugh
Nah think it's some gay responsible feeling I get when paying them. :1orglaugh

ya this thread is sarcasm.. I pay all my bills but get 7-12 emails a day of people wanting me to pay a fake bill or something.. Re read the first post.

BM The check is in the mail.. Thanks!

oh fuck no! Not Trump!! :1orglaugh

Don't you have a list of bills you must pay each month and then you cross them out as you pay off each one?

re read the first post not just the thread title.. lol this whole thread is about those emails everyone gets asking you to pay a bill or invoice for something that doesn't exist.. I just got one too many of those emails today.. And no kidding while eating my t-bone steak for dinner I got that call from India that I had no idea what they were saying..

Hey wouldn't that be good, instead of getting scam emails we could get flooded with spam phone calls.

10 calls a day, pay this bill, heres 1 million from nigeria, go here do this and that.. sounds freaking awesome.

In fact here in Australia we are already getting alot of these calls from India, the main one is some "tech" support guy from one of our big companies rings you up and tells you that you have a virus. How he knows this i don't know.

All you need to do is install some dodgey piece of software and they will fix it all for free. Although your bank accounts will be drained within 10 minutes.

I feel left out, I don't get the late bill emails (

really you never get spam emails asking you to pay this invoice or your UPS or FEDEX package is delayed and to see the zip file included?

oh yah yah, i get the delayed packages ones a lot, but i've not gotten, or at least never noticed, a late bill one.

I never got one.