GFY Battle Royale Rumble Slam #1
 

20 men enter the squared circle.

coup
Ribbet Hog
cickity click
420
JohnnyClips
MetaMan
wehateporn
The Porn Nerd
brassmonkey
Mark Prince
Currently Sober
Harmon
Amputate Your Head
crockett
Rochard
dyna mo
Paul Markham
EddyTheDog
Achmed
Magnet Ron

Who would be the last man standing?

I'll go with ********** being victorious.

I would smother myself from head to toe in fresh slippery poo... No one would come near me... A bit like girls IRL... :(

johnnyclips....i was once under contract for WWE

well, my nickname is the best wrestling nickname of that list, so i got that going for me............and i look pretty darn good in my tights. bulgie! so i have the intimidation factor on my side. just sayin

Currently Sober i guess

All those bitches are pussies. No one got it on Clickity.

MetaMan would clean up.

LOL!
Let me tell you how it would go...the competitors would enter the ring growling and snarling and ready to fight.
Mark Prince would come in with a ukulele singing "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" and give everyone friendly hugs.

Then he would hand out "Friendship Rings" to everyone and give a speech on universal love and peace.

Within the first 30 seconds everyone in the ring will pass out from boredom.

Winner...and still champion: MARK PRINCE!!!

and then Meta would call him a fag and give him an old fashioned beatdown finishing him off by jamming the ukulele up his ass.

You are underestimating the power of Mark Prince to put people to sleep with his sugary sweet kindness.

Sweet kindness? rofl He is your typical liberal with his "agree with my delusional viewpoint or I hate you" mentality.

I dunno bout that. MetaMan is a cool name.

And he is shaped like a rocket. Or a butt plug. I'm not really sure which.

maybe..........but what's a "meta"man anyway? sounds artsy.

mark prince would have to change his name though, like a transformer. maybe PowerHug or WindBreaker.

WindBreaker makes him sound flatulent.




Perhaps that would come in handy clearing the ring.

* rolls 20 sided Dungeons & Dragons dice with a result of 4 *

You are disqualified by the referee before the match even starts for being too slippery to climb up into the ring.

1 down, 19 to go.

I would not win.
I am a lover, not a fighter.

Wasn't there a wrestler named Lover Boy something?

I'd be the one outside the ring with a folding chair in my hands waiting for half that list to fall through the ropes. KONK!!

It will be dead race till the deadline

Let's see. out of that group.... Well, metaman for attitude.
Rochard has the former military thing, but he's too much of a damned pacifist now.
d-mo has the fitness thing going for him
Amp has the ex-military plus he's bi-polar and thus possesses the ability to 'go all Amp' on them

CS has the size, the weight behind him. Plus once he starts flinging poo at everyone they'll all clear out the ring running like a pack of spottied-assed apes. No one like having poo flung at them.

I'll go with Currently Sober.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Can I use drug induced super powers?
http://i.imgur.com/L5eSLjJ.gif

Are you trying to grapple him into some kinda stinky vagina hold?

Ooh yeah! Like when the Ultimate Warrior would shake the ropes and jog in place - he must have been getting all amped up!

dyna mo seems to be the more fit of all ...

Seriously back in the day when i was here at gfy I bought the WWE with a digital signiture contract.. I swear I own that shit... ask the divas I did alot of work with them..

What, back in the day in 2015?

Who u work wit?

Who u work wit?

Most activity I did with the company was the check mark email voting on who ever won with other top employes of the company.. A funny thing was i always voted Matt Hardy to wi9n every match..

Othere things were to hock girls with people here like boneprone helped back in the day on models and amature wrestling girls..

I really loves pagie right now.. Id like to meet her..

I think Mister P......orn Nerd gave you a concussion with one too many folding chair wallops.

How many fingers am I holding up?

You're a dickhead

Are you having a senior moment?

I'd go with CS too, once he smears himself in poop nobody will touch him.

I'd like every inch of shit off of CurrentlySober!

13 . . . . . .

no shit! :2 cents::2 cents: op up your nose with a rubber hose! :321GFY:321GFY

I still have to go with Mark Prince.

Mark would drive his Chevy Volt up to ringside...walk right up to Currently Sober and gently sponge bathe the poop off of him and then begin telling him how great green energy is and how he is going to save the planet...CS would be unconscious in a matter of seconds.

I'll go with obvious - brassmonkey. Badass mofo from Compton, paypal and crip boss. Vegas has him 100% win bet.

The rare three-word retort from Mr. Markham.
High praise.

Someone hacked his account.

Only explanation. LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh wanna have coffee? bet you will say no :2 cents::2 cents: will not be violent.

Only needs three words to say what people already know.

We have history.

Paul spent a year at YNOT trying to convince the other 7 posters that lowly affiliates like me who make the least amount of sales were leeching food from the tables of serious whale affiliates with tons o traffic.

Like those EvIl tUbEs he warned everyone about being Armageddonous for Humanity.

Captain Porn Industry can't seem to make up his mind which team he roots for.

I blame the meds and his third world nation diet.

* puts Markham in headlock and gives him a Nuclear Noogie *

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Did you wake up with your Kimbo personality this afternoon, pussy boi? Crip wanna be. What about Phoenix forum? Coffee, boy? Didn't you have coffee with another member of this forum few months ago :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
So I take it you have "other" things to do during Phoenix forum or you cant' afford $300 for badge? Should I set up charity page for your sorry ass? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Will not be violent" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wait, wait a minute, fuckface. Didn't you have me on ignore?
Couldn't install addon on your browser, crackhead? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh