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CDSmith 03-21-2016 09:59 AM

Having another surgery soon. Real soon. Like next week soon.
 
Another spinal fusion, plus something called a lumbar laminectomy to free up the sciatic nerve.

So I'll be unavailable for a few days next week. Surgery is on Tuesday the 29th. I know, it's really sudden, but the hot-shot ace pilot neurosurgeon seems to think it's go time.

If on the off chance I don't survive I'd like to donate my GFY nick to science. :winkwink:


The really crazy thing is how far medicine has come since my last back surgery, which was in the late 70's. I had a spinal fusion done back then and it was a year-and-a-half-long ordeal involving me being in a body cast for 6 months prior to surgery and 9 months after. Today that same procedure has you in and out in a few days, and you're walking around a few days after that, no brace or cast whatsoever. Amazing.

I'll be MIA for a few days next week.


Let me know if you've had any major surgeries lately, and how it's affected you work-wise, home-wise, or if you can no longer perform in the bedroom-wise. :Oh crap

CurrentlySober 03-21-2016 10:05 AM

No surgeries myself, but wishing you all the best with yours and hoping you have a swift recovery :)

CDSmith 03-21-2016 10:30 AM

Thank you brother. Much appreciated words. My last surgery for anything (appendectomy I think) was over 25 years ago. Compared to how it was back then I think it really will be a swift recovery for sure.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 10:31 AM

lol why would you post this? ego?

dyna mo 03-21-2016 10:41 AM

good luck on the surgery. i'm sure it will go fine. the drugs they knock you out with are super strong and you will be groggy and out of it for a day+ after the surgery day. at least that's my experience.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 10:42 AM

I hope you wake up mid surgery lol

CDSmith 03-21-2016 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20790261)
good luck on the surgery. i'm sure it will go fine. the drugs they knock you out with are super strong and you will be groggy and out of it for a day+ after the surgery day. at least that's my experience.

Thanks. Based on past experience I actually prefer to be out of it during that time. :winkwink:

For that surgery 25 years ago they gave me demerol, and I swear my hospital bed became an F-14. I vaguely recall flying that thing in a dog fight. With a space ship.

Damn I miss demerol.

Sednub997 03-21-2016 10:47 AM

Hope you get well.take it lake a man

yuu.design 03-21-2016 10:48 AM

good luck buddy!

CDSmith 03-21-2016 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sednub997 (Post 20790291)
take it lake a man

Always good advice.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 10:51 AM

I know you're going to wake up mid surgery

Barry-xlovecam 03-21-2016 11:02 AM

Scary shit when you are dealing with general anaesthesia -- I know from experience how happy you will be when you wake up and can feel the pain -- been there twice in the past 5 years.

See you in a week or two :)

Rob 03-21-2016 11:03 AM

Best wishes, CD! You'll rock it.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20790345)
Scary shit when you are dealing with general anaesthesia -- I know from experience how happy you will be when you wake up and can feel the pain -- been there twice in the past 5 years.

See you in a week or two :)

Why is it scary?

The Porn Nerd 03-21-2016 11:08 AM

Best wishes man.
Compared to your previous experiences this should be a piece of cake. :)

fitzmulti 03-21-2016 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20790345)
Scary shit when you are dealing with general anaesthesia -- I know from experience how happy you will be when you wake up and can feel the pain -- been there twice in the past 5 years.

See you in a week or two :)

That is correct...Just had 3 surgeries since August myself, one this past Thursday. #propofol :thumbsup

j3rkules 03-21-2016 11:47 AM

Best wishes buddy.

Spunky 03-21-2016 12:23 PM

Best of luck.hope it all goes well

#23 03-21-2016 12:32 PM

good luck

L-Pink 03-21-2016 12:44 PM

Any kind of surgery where you get put under sucks. I hope everything is successful and as painless as possible. Good luck man!

SAMANTAmax 03-21-2016 01:31 PM

well we all will be waiting your first post after surgery

VikingMan 03-21-2016 01:35 PM

Pray to the baby Jesus and enjoy the morphine drip the first few days after surgery.

CDSmith 03-21-2016 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20790813)
Pray to the baby Jesus and enjoy the morphine drip the first few days after surgery.

That's one of the few things about this that has me at least a bit concerned. When I was 16 they gave me morphine during my first back surgery and it kind of frazzled my nerves for a few weeks after. In the first few days after the surgery no one could walk by the door to my room without me nearly jumping out of my skin.

Enter the wonderful aforementioned Demerol. In the two smaller surgeries I had in the 10 years after that one that's what they gave me, and it was to put it mildly... great.

But they don't use Demerol any longer, or if they do it's only extremely rarely. I think they're going to go with the morphine again for me on this one, so it's going to be interesting to see what effect it has. I am after all nearly 40 years older than I was at the time of my surgery in '79.

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2016 02:30 PM

All the best ...

dyna mo 03-21-2016 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20790921)
That's one of the few things about this that has me at least a bit concerned. When I was 16 they gave me morphine during my first back surgery and it kind of frazzled my nerves for a few weeks after. In the first few days after the surgery no one could walk by the door to my room without me nearly jumping out of my skin.

Enter the wonderful aforementioned Demerol. In the two smaller surgeries I had in the 10 years after that one that's what they gave me, and it was to put it mildly... great.

But they don't use Demerol any longer, or if they do it's only extremely rarely. I think they're going to go with the morphine again for me on this one, so it's going to be interesting to see what effect it has. I am after all nearly 40 years older than I was at the time of my surgery in '79.

ask your surgeon about dilaudid instead of the morphine

NatalieK 03-21-2016 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20790120)
Another spinal fusion, plus something called a lumbar laminectomy to free up the sciatic nerve.

So I'll be unavailable for a few days next week. Surgery is on Tuesday the 29th. I know, it's really sudden, but the hot-shot ace pilot neurosurgeon seems to think it's go time.

Good luck on Tuesday, sounds like a big operation. The surgeons these days area amazing though, you'll be alright :thumbsup

SilentKnight 03-21-2016 07:16 PM

I'd wish you luck - but hopefully luck isn't a factor. Instead, I'll say best wishes for a successful procedure and speedy recovery.

I had surgery a few years back for a pinched sciatic nerve also. All went well and it got me back to functioning normal. :)

PirrTaste 03-21-2016 08:06 PM

Hope your surgery goes well !!

CDSmith 03-22-2016 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20791443)
Good luck on Tuesday, sounds like a big operation. The surgeons these days area amazing though, you'll be alright :thumbsup

20 or 30 years ago that was true. Today this kind of spinal microsurgery is pretty routine. I won't say it's a MINOR surgery, it's still pretty intense as far as surgeries go, but I wouldn't put it in the same class as a heart transplant. :D

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20791602)
I had surgery a few years back for a pinched sciatic nerve also. All went well and it got me back to functioning normal. :)

Thanks, that right there is about the most encouraging thing I can hear right now. Misery loves company, but success loves company too, at least where having surgery is concerned. :thumbsup


Thanks everyone for the kind words, or in JohnnyClips's case, the thread bumps.

8pt-buck 03-22-2016 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20790213)
lol why would you post this? ego?

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20790264)
I hope you wake up mid surgery lol

:1orglaugh

Struggle4Bucks 03-22-2016 06:21 PM

I wish you a merry procedure and a happy recovery!

SilentKnight 03-22-2016 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20793747)
20 or 30 years ago that was true. Today this kind of spinal microsurgery is pretty routine. I won't say it's a MINOR surgery, it's still pretty intense as far as surgeries go, but I wouldn't put it in the same class as a heart transplant. :D



Thanks, that right there is about the most encouraging thing I can hear right now. Misery loves company, but success loves company too, at least where having surgery is concerned. :thumbsup

In the weeks leading up to the surgery, some of the pain had diminished to the point it was almost tolerable. But it came back with a vengeance the morning of the surgery, to the point they had to wheel me down to the OR instead of having me walk.

When I woke up, there was still the same level of pain before the operation, but I knew it was gradually gonna get better as it healed - and it did. The worse was over. I actually walked out of the hospital under my own power while the wife went and brought the van to the front doors. She gave me hell for gettin' outta the wheelchair...but I'm stubborn that way, lol.

I went through a month of physio rehab and then got back to work - good as new.

brassmonkey 03-22-2016 08:15 PM

i was in icu 3 weeks hearing people dying. they thought i was done so they send this priest in throwing water on me. i remember a guy riding a motor cycle died. they checked my pulse every 15 mins it was really bad. i had a morphine box piped into my heart and a breathing tube. oh and a mother of 3 died next to me in the circle they have in icu. peace be with you. nothing is solid when going under the knife.

Zuzana Designs 03-23-2016 04:41 AM

Good luck CD. Hope you have a fast recovery.

12clicks 03-23-2016 04:46 AM

Hey CD, good luck man. Hope it helps

Tjeerd TrafficCompany 03-23-2016 05:58 AM

Good luck with your surgery!

davidclickpapa 03-23-2016 06:19 AM

good luck & have a fast recovery!

AllAboutCams 03-23-2016 06:23 AM

Good luck and fast recovery i could not imagine being in a cast for such a long time.

atom 03-23-2016 06:49 AM

Good Luck CD! Hope all goes well and you have a quick and speedy recovery.

SAMANTAmax 03-23-2016 07:30 AM

Some hot chick will make you feel much better after the surgery

CDSmith 03-23-2016 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20794506)
In the weeks leading up to the surgery, some of the pain had diminished to the point it was almost tolerable. But it came back with a vengeance the morning of the surgery, to the point they had to wheel me down to the OR instead of having me walk.

When I woke up, there was still the same level of pain before the operation, but I knew it was gradually gonna get better as it healed - and it did. The worse was over. I actually walked out of the hospital under my own power while the wife went and brought the van to the front doors. She gave me hell for gettin' outta the wheelchair...but I'm stubborn that way, lol.

I went through a month of physio rehab and then got back to work - good as new.

"back with a vengeance" ... that's the phrase I'm also fond of using to describe this sciatic nerve bullshit. Standing in one spot is the most painful of all for me. You'll be in a store and have to get in line at the checkout, and the pain level goes up up and UP, and if it's really busy that day and the wait is exceptionally long it's all you can do to not just abandon your cart and hobble out to your car and go the hell home. Walking -- forget it. A few blocks is tolerable, but any more and my left leg goes dead right to the foot and I start dragging it like Quasimodo.

So good as new is sounding pretty good to me right about now. Hell even if there's a 50% improvement I'd be happy at this point.

CDSmith 03-23-2016 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20794518)
i was in icu 3 weeks hearing people dying. they thought i was done so they send this priest in throwing water on me. i remember a guy riding a motor cycle died. they checked my pulse every 15 mins it was really bad. i had a morphine box piped into my heart and a breathing tube. oh and a mother of 3 died next to me in the circle they have in icu. peace be with you. nothing is solid when going under the knife.

You paint a bleak picture, I'll give you that. The thing is I spent 15 years through the 80's and 90's working in front line health care at a large urban medical center, including both ICU's, Neuroscience, and the Cardiac step-down unit. I know full well what a war zone certain parts of a hospital can be at times. Also the success rates for surgeries these days that weren't even possible 20-30 years ago.

I'm prepared for the worst, but hoping for the best. What else is there?

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20794989)
Good luck CD. Hope you have a fast recovery.

Thanks luv.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 20795007)
Hey CD, good luck man. Hope it helps

Thanks luv. :D

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Originally Posted by Tjeerd TrafficCompany (Post 20795124)
Good luck with your surgery!

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by davidclickpapa (Post 20795148)
good luck & have a fast recovery!

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20795160)
Good luck and fast recovery i could not imagine being in a cast for such a long time.

It was during my early high school years to boot. All of grade 10 was spent looking like a turtle. ha

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Originally Posted by atom (Post 20795199)
Good Luck CD! Hope all goes well and you have a quick and speedy recovery.

Thanks man. Are the Wild making the playoffs? Jets are out, every other Canadian-based team is out, I have to live vicariously through someone.

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Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax (Post 20795322)
Some hot chick will make you feel much better after the surgery

There's always a hot nurse, isn't there?

CDSmith 03-27-2016 11:07 AM

I got bumped!

Surgery is now set for Apr. 5th. Reason given was there was an inordinate amount of emergency OR procedures during spring break. See kids? Your hard partying ways have far-reaching repercussions, like... pushing my surgery back a week!

directfiesta 03-27-2016 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20790213)
lol why would you post this? ego?

to show what universal healthcare allows you to get :2 cents:

armysmoke 03-27-2016 03:32 PM

Best of luck on your surgery. I had a few but nothing that major.

SilentKnight 03-27-2016 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20796018)
"back with a vengeance" ... that's the phrase I'm also fond of using to describe this sciatic nerve bullshit. Standing in one spot is the most painful of all for me. You'll be in a store and have to get in line at the checkout, and the pain level goes up up and UP, and if it's really busy that day and the wait is exceptionally long it's all you can do to not just abandon your cart and hobble out to your car and go the hell home. Walking -- forget it. A few blocks is tolerable, but any more and my left leg goes dead right to the foot and I start dragging it like Quasimodo.

So good as new is sounding pretty good to me right about now. Hell even if there's a 50% improvement I'd be happy at this point.

Standing was bad...but sitting was even worse for me. Hell, I couldn't even find a comfortable position lying down on the bed. I was up to two oxycotins every two hours...and that wasn't taking the pain away. Sometimes I'd take three...still not much better. The upper leg felt like a constant charlie horse...like I'd been kicked by a mule. And several toes on my foot were completely numb. I was starting to think it'd be a chronic, permanent condition. I didn't hesitate to opt for the surgery...despite the risks.

The surgeon I had was one of the best - he'd been doing the sciatic nerve surgery for decades...even had it done on himself. I had total confidence in him - and he did a great job.

You'll do fine. And once the healing's done you'll likely be surprised how much better you'll be. I'm back to 100% and have no pain even after hiking trails for miles.

Rochard 03-27-2016 08:01 PM

I wish you the best of luck..... Hope to see you on the other side.

EddyTheDog 03-27-2016 08:27 PM

This was posted about a week ago so I assume you are close - I have prayed to everyone - Including the devil and the agnostic 'thing' - You should be covered...

brassmonkey 03-28-2016 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20803520)
I got bumped!

Surgery is now set for Apr. 5th. Reason given was there was an inordinate amount of emergency OR procedures during spring break. See kids? Your hard partying ways have far-reaching repercussions, like... pushing my surgery back a week!

don't worry too much man. i would check out the people doing the surgery. as well as the anesthesiologist. my mom checked them all!! :1orglaugh

LetterTwenty7 03-28-2016 02:10 AM

I know the feeling. Good luck. :)


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