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clickity click 03-21-2016 04:35 PM

Do We (People) Come from Monkeys?
 
Did Monkeys come From Fish?

Dis Fish Come from a Planckton type species?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 04:36 PM

Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2016 04:38 PM

Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

clickity click 03-21-2016 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20791221)
Humans were created by aliens

The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20791230)
Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20791272)
Please provide some find of evidence.

I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.

It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense

#23 03-21-2016 04:53 PM

Irwin Jones is a Monkey

Ribbet Hog 03-21-2016 04:55 PM

We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ribbet Hog (Post 20791302)
We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..

Well, the aliens that created humans were the reptilians

clickity click 03-21-2016 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20791287)
It's blatantly obvious

Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense

I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20791320)
I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?

They created humans. The Reptilians did

Check out my site: Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth

clickity click 03-21-2016 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20791329)
They created humans. The Reptilians did

Check out my site: Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth

I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?

clickity click 03-21-2016 05:06 PM

P.S you need to update your site.

Ribbet Hog 03-21-2016 05:07 PM

P.S you need to update your site.

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Burn..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20791353)
I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?

Not sure...

clickity click 03-21-2016 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20791368)
Not sure...

I tried to read the site but it's long and a bit boring.

It it really yours?

420 03-21-2016 06:42 PM

We all come from hagfish (cyclostomata) according to this diagram.

http://i.imgur.com/tewiu29.jpg

Humans split from chimpanzees sometime between 4 million to 30 million years ago. We didn't split over a few generations. Our ancestors continued to interbreed for millions of years.

Penny24Seven 03-21-2016 06:54 PM

Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2016 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20791581)
Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.

It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own

420 03-21-2016 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 20791599)
It's aliens

They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own

Stupid aliens made Australopithecus the first time.

PirrTaste 03-21-2016 08:05 PM

I like to think that we came from the great ooze and then branched off into millions of different species over the bast billion years or so.

bearjew 03-21-2016 08:20 PM

this thread gave me cancer

noshit 03-22-2016 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20791230)
Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

That would be the pigmanzee which is the antithesis of the al gore species manbearpig. On occasion the pigmanzee is also mistaken for the manpanzee.

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CurrentlySober 03-22-2016 04:30 AM

I came from an extremely unhygienic public toilet. I wasn't so much 'born' as I was 'hatched'...

LetterTwenty7 03-22-2016 05:09 AM

I want to believe.


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