Jared Lee Loughner Sues Illuminati For 25 Million
 

Loughner suing Giffords, federal government for $25 million - Tucson News Now

Some of the claims in the lawsuit include:

? Loughner is innocent and was hand-picked to be an assassin.

? Giffords was never shot and learned to act the part by watching Ronald Reagan movies.

? Loughner is being waterboarded every day by agents from the NSA, CIA and ATF.

? Microchips have been placed in his head and he is the victim of a worldwide conspiracy.

? Giffords is part of the Illuminati, a supposed secret organization of the most powerful people in the world.

? Loughner is being targeted with chemtrails, which have made him sick and delusional.

? Giffords help set up rancher Cliven Bundy.

? Mark Kelly, Giffords' husband and a former American astronaut, planted illegal spy equipment in the skies to spy on Americans.

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He looks wholesome

Seems legit!

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