Beer vs. Pussy
 

This might be old but it bears repeating, I feel.


BEER vs. PUSSY: THE PLAY-OFF

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER



2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy



3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER



4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy



5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy



6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point
to Pussy


7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy


8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER


9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy
and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY


10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY


11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
point to BEER


12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
can. - One point to BEER


13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
down. - One point to BEER


14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER



15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER


16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
- One point to BEER




FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY 7


That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER


PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

Beer always wins ...

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Beer is food,beer is life

Cold pussy tastes awful also... so that point is invalid...

"Every loaf of bread is the sad saga of grains that could have become beer"

Well what makes you so sure about that?

Beer doesn't make you cum. Game, set, match.

Ahahaha, as usual, beer wins... :) :thumbsup

Actualy, I need beer AND pussy to be happy

Beer grows you belly, pussy makes you sweat. One point to..?

Beer doesn't nag. and nag, and nag, and nag...