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Horatio Caine 03-30-2016 04:49 PM

What a horrible way to die: Prosecutors: Man accused of burying woman alive must die
 
VIERA, Fla. ? Jury selection is under way for the trial of a Cocoa man charged with kidnapping a Bahamian woman and burying her alive in concrete a decade ago.

Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for 37-year-old Vahtiece Alfonzo Kirkman, who is already serving a life sentence in state prison for his role in the 2006 robbery-related shooting death of 29-year-old Willie Parker in Cocoa.

Prosecutors: Man accused of burying woman alive must die

#23 03-30-2016 04:50 PM

is a cocoa man like a brassmonkey? aka Irwin Jones

Rob 03-30-2016 04:53 PM

That's shit straight off my nightmare list of ways to die. At least it was concrete, and she suffocated rather quickly. My nightmare is to be buried alive in a coffin with just enough room to move, and slowly suffocating on the carbon dioxide. Either way sucks, one is just a bit faster.

I'm fucking cringing just thinking about it.

Colmike9 03-30-2016 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20809769)
That's shit straight off my nightmare list of ways to die. At least it was concrete, and she suffocated rather quickly. My nightmare is to be buried alive in a coffin with just enough room to move, and slowly suffocating on the carbon dioxide. Either way sucks, one is just a bit faster.

I'm fucking cringing just thinking about it.

Back in the day when medicine wasn't too great, people were declared dead but really weren't sometimes, so they made coffins with little flags on the surface and a thing to pull from inside the coffin for people to alert others if they're still alive... :upsidedow

Rochard 03-30-2016 05:30 PM

People are seriously fucking twisted.

Spunky 03-30-2016 05:38 PM

Jesus,what a way to die

Rob 03-30-2016 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20809802)
Back in the day when medicine wasn't too great, people were declared dead but really weren't sometimes, so they made coffins with little flags on the surface and a thing to pull from inside the coffin for people to alert others if they're still alive... :upsidedow

I know what you're talking about. But I think they were bells attached to strings. People had to work all night to make sure no bells rang. Hence the term "graveyard shift" when you're on the late shift. :thumbsup

Colmike9 03-30-2016 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20809898)
I know what you're talking about. But I think they were bells attached to strings. People had to work all night to make sure no bells rang. Hence the term "graveyard shift" when you're on the late shift. :thumbsup

Ah, that sounds right. :upsidedow

MrBottomTooth 03-30-2016 07:33 PM

Would it have been too much work to bash her head in first? What a way to go.

lagwagon 03-30-2016 07:54 PM

That... is.... terrible....:Oh crap

SBJ 03-30-2016 08:04 PM

Yup being buried alive is one of my top fears.. :Oh crap

Horatio Caine 03-30-2016 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20809952)
Yup being buried alive is one of my top fears.. :Oh crap

How about getting stuck in a pipe? I remember reading this story about kid in China who died that way. Fucking shit.
I'm certified diver - night dives and wreck explorations, but I would never ever do cave diving. Never !!!!

Google Expert 03-31-2016 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20809769)
That's shit straight off my nightmare list of ways to die. At least it was concrete, and she suffocated rather quickly. My nightmare is to be buried alive in a coffin with just enough room to move, and slowly suffocating on the carbon dioxide. Either way sucks, one is just a bit faster.

I'm fucking cringing just thinking about it.

watch the movie "Buried"

Buried (2010) - IMDb

Rob 03-31-2016 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 20810150)
watch the movie "Buried"

Buried (2010) - IMDb

Nope. Instant panic attack. :helpme

nico-t 03-31-2016 07:38 AM

You just prevented Brasshat from making $0.00000000000000000041

bronco67 03-31-2016 07:38 AM

Another installment of Horatio Cane's Black People Behaving Badly. Google made a special algorithm just for him.

Horatio Caine 03-31-2016 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20810360)
Another installment of Horatio Cane's Black People Behaving Badly. Google made a special algorithm just for him.

What took you so long, my little bitch? :1orglaugh
You slipin'

nico-t 03-31-2016 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20810360)
Another installment of Horatio Cane's Black People Behaving Badly. Google made a special algorithm just for him.

I heard they copied the system you have in your brain and only had to change one value ('White')

Horatio Caine 03-31-2016 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20810357)
You just prevented Brasshat from making $0.00000000000000000041

He is busy setting up his booth at Phoenix Forum.

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