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wehateporn 04-10-2016 04:16 AM

Physicist: Ancient Martian civilisation was wiped out by nuclear bomb-wielding aliens
 
He says there is evidence for two nuclear explosions on Mars

Detection of uranium and thorium on the surface is evidence for these past explosions, he claims

And he warns we should be wary of a similar attack on Earth


In his bizarre theory, Dr Brandenburg says ancient Martians known as Cydonians and Utopians were massacred in the attack - and evidence of the genocide can still be seen today.

Back in 2011 the scientist first postulated that the red colour on Mars could have been due to a naturally occurring thermonuclear explosion.

'The Martian surface is covered with a thin layer of radioactive substances including uranium, thorium and radioactive potassium - and this pattern radiates from a hot spot on Mars,' he told Fox News at the time.

'A nuclear explosion could have sent debris all around the planet.'

But since then he has advanced his theory to the level that he now no longer thinks it was a naturally occurring explosion - but rather one planned by an intelligent alien race.

According to Vice, the conclusion of his latest paper says that nuclear isotopes in the atmosphere resembling hydrogen bomb tests 'may present an example of civilisation wiped out by a nuclear attack from space.'

His research centres around the 'high concentration' of Xenon-129 in the Martian atmosphere, and uranium and thorium on the surface, spotted by Nasa's Mars Odyssey spacecraft.

Scientists have previously pointed about that the appearance of these elements is not surprising, as they are natural elements found everywhere.

But Dr Brandenburg is adamant they are the remnants of two nuclear explosions on the surface.

He will lay out his research tomorrow in his talk titled 'Evidence of Massive Thermonuclear Explosions in Mars Past, The Cydonian Hypothesis, and Fermi's Paradox'.

And he is also apparently set to have a paper published in the Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics.

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Ancient Martian civilisation was wiped out by nuclear bomb-wielding aliens - and they could attack Earth next, claims physicist | Daily Mail Online

pimpmaster9000 04-10-2016 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20828687)
In his bizarre theory, Dr Brandenburg says ancient Martians known as Cydonians and Utopians were massacred in the attack -

known by whom exactly? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wehateporn 04-10-2016 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20828696)
known by whom exactly? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The aliens who nuked them :1orglaugh


PornWorx 04-10-2016 05:50 AM

Maybe I should start making stuff up as well. What exactly is the business model behind pretending to be a fucking lunatic? Sell books and speak at bat shit crazy seminars?

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The Martian Chronicles Ray Bradbury Audiobook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4WjY2VU38E

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Rob 04-10-2016 06:10 AM

Funny theory. Mars has no magnetic poles, meaning it has no protection from solar radiation like the Earth. Any asteroid impact on Mars would seem like a nuclear bomb since none of the radiation would be shielded, or trapped by an atmosphere. Something Mars does't have. Mars is red because all the water atomized by the Sun's radiation. The hydrogen floated off into space leaving only the oxygen behind. And everyone knows what oxidation is, hence a "Red Planet".

CaptainHowdy 04-10-2016 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20828774)
Funny theory. Mars has no magnetic poles, meaning it has no protection from solar radiation like the Earth. Any asteroid impact on Mars would seem like a nuclear bomb since none of the radiation would be shielded, or trapped by an atmosphere. Something Mars does't have. Mars is red because all the water atomized by the Sun's radiation. The hydrogen floated off into space leaving only the oxygen behind. And everyone knows what oxidation is, hence a "Red Planet".

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MaDalton 04-10-2016 08:49 AM

i stopped after "bizarre"

bronco67 04-10-2016 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20828888)
i stopped after "bizarre"

I stopped after "wehateporn".

ITraffic 04-10-2016 09:08 AM

The two faces of JE Brandenburg – Pharyngula

Best-In-BC 04-10-2016 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20828798)

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2MuchMark 04-10-2016 12:52 PM

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