I'm Looking to Rent A Goat
 

Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff. :winkwink:

goat cheese is great and easy to make... wait, you said male goat?

Sorry... I only have sheep. :upsidedow

Ask Ahmed.

You can't have mine.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...1/strimmer.jpg

Springs here, so everything has started growing.

you're baa-baa-aad, OP

Goat
 

Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
Maybe he's still in business.

Find of mine went to a rural college. Said him and friends were drinking in a local bar and some farmer was drinking there, wearing Wellington boots. He stated he wore the boots to put the hind legs of the sheep in, to hold them steady while he fucked them. He asked the college boys if they wanted to give it a go. They told him they had to get back to study for tests.

If you find a place to rent a baby goat post it

Where are you located I have a network of goat guys that I can put you in contact with, no questions asked. PM me.

What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...:upsidedow

jeezus they are called kids :Oh crap you using then to pick up heffers???

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Maybe he wants to invite CurrentlySober over? Ever think of that smart guy?

Like... for fucking?

I have a goat for rent, by the hour. It is slightly used already but once in a blue moon, it manages to squeeze real good.

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That's donkey,not goat

spunky knows his asses :thumbsup

They dont really like grass.. if you want to get a lawn cut use sheep.

Goats are for clearing brambles and stuff.

Their shit is pellets, breaks down really quick into the soil, makes a great fertilizer.

oh yep.. old but gold :thumbsup
makes me wanna visit a petting zoo

A goat bit me on my ass when I was a kid. Fuck goats.

They do this here in my hometown. The city rents out goats to clean out and "mow" areas that difficult for mowers to do. They use both sheep and goats.

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I wuz looking at this guys page, Jaron Lanier's Bio
and noticed he put himself through undergrad selling goats milk and cheese. It got me thinking.

In the beginning I waz looking for a companion and then a all natural lawnmower. Then I thought maybe if I can find a couple of good goats I can pay for some vacations. How you guys pay for the extras in life?

Have been interviewing and speed dating just not clicking with any goat yet. Willing to expand to sheep but I am a discerning lover so net is not that wide. :Oh crap

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said the Afghan, with a grin

YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I FUCKED A GOAT, BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

wtf lol.

http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/incom.../GP5206173.jpg

Those in the UK will get the reference :winkwink:

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