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Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 01:02 AM

I am moving to Serbia
 
Google dot com

I am moving to Serbia- About 598,000 results (0.56 seconds)
I am moving to Albania - About 564,000 results (0.64 seconds)
I am moving to Burkina Faso - About 49,100,000 results (0.50 seconds)
I am moving to Guadalajara - About 19,100,000 results (0.64 seconds)

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

CurrentlySober 04-15-2016 01:39 AM

i cunt a4d 2 move to serbia... :(

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20838815)
Google dot com

I am moving to Serbia- About 598,000 results (0.56 seconds)
I am moving to Albania - About 564,000 results (0.64 seconds)
I am moving to Burkina Faso - About 49,100,000 results (0.50 seconds)
I am moving to Guadalajara - About 19,100,000 results (0.64 seconds)

"I am moving to america" 12.000 results (0.87 seconds)

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

Mr Pheer 04-15-2016 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20838914)
"I am moving to america" 12.000 results (0.87 seconds)

"I am moving to the USA" About 140,000,000 results (0.71 seconds)

Stupid fucking Serb piece of shit. You hate us and you dont even know what our country is called.

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20838929)
"I am moving to the USA" About 140,000,000 results (0.71 seconds)

Stupid fucking Serb piece of shit. You hate us and you dont even know what our country is called.

"I am moving to the USA" About 32,300 results (0.82 seconds)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/42187721/large.jpg

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20838950)
"I am moving to the USA" About 32,300 results (0.82 seconds)

http://data.whicdn.com/images/42187721/large.jpg

About 141,000,000 results (0.77 seconds) :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...d226e2b7fe.jpg

L-Pink 04-15-2016 06:15 AM

Someone ban this idiot Serb coward who fled from his own country.

k0nr4d 04-15-2016 06:40 AM

I'm moving to Poland - About 51,000,000 results (0.49 seconds)
http://www.fpiec.pl/uploads/media_it....900.648.s.png

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20839040)
About 141,000,000 results (0.77 seconds) :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...d226e2b7fe.jpg

broad search results not exact

"this is exact"
this is broad


32.000 exact...

USA ranks with asian countries in penis size...like 97th place...serbia is in like 50th place...there are 54 countries in africa...stop and think about that...

now imagine how the african americans keep you 97th and not last :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20839175)
Someone ban this idiot Serb coward who fled from his own country.

when I go to africa I am just average...find comfort in that fact and rest in the shadow of my penis, do not envy...

dyna mo 04-15-2016 08:24 AM

leave it to the shell shocked serb to post about a racist study on dick size.

SpicyM 04-15-2016 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20838815)
Google dot com

I am moving to Serbia- About 598,000 results (0.56 seconds)
I am moving to Albania - About 564,000 results (0.64 seconds)
I am moving to Burkina Faso - About 49,100,000 results (0.50 seconds)
I am moving to Guadalajara - About 19,100,000 results (0.64 seconds)

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg


So.. not only you are idiot, you also successfully publicly make yourself look like an idiot.

"I am moving to Serbia" (with quotes) = 1,770 results
"I am moving to Burkina Faso" (wtih quotes) = 7 results

Dude, I doubt your IQ is over 50.

SAMANTAmax 04-15-2016 08:34 AM

All immigrants are going to Germany

SpicyM 04-15-2016 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20838929)
"I am moving to the USA" About 140,000,000 results (0.71 seconds)

Stupid fucking Serb piece of shit. You hate us and you dont even know what our country is called.

And time for another idiot..

"I am moving to the USA" (with quotes) = 32,300 results
I am moving to the USA (without quotes) = your 140,000,000 results

:1orglaugh:

SpicyM 04-15-2016 08:41 AM

Oh, look the two self-proclaimed experts and successful businessmen on this board don't even know how to use fucking Google.. Lol.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fail of the year.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sednub997 04-15-2016 08:41 AM

seems not many ppl want to go in Serbia

MrBottomTooth 04-15-2016 08:57 AM

i am moving to serbia said no one ever - 7,510,000 results

L-Pink 04-15-2016 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20839553)
i am moving to serbia said no one ever - 7,510,000 results

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20839553)
i am moving to serbia said no one ever - 7,510,000 results

Let me google that for you

:thumbsup

JFK 04-15-2016 10:02 AM

I'm staying where I am :thumbsup

Barry-xlovecam 04-15-2016 10:16 AM

*Google is locale specific d'Oh ...


leave serbia
About 34,400,000 results (0.95 seconds)

leave USA
About 576,000,000 results (0.90 seconds)

population serbia
7.164 million (2013)

population USA
318.9 million (2014)

7.164/318.9
.02246472248353715898
576000000*.02246472248353715898
12939680.15051740357248000000
34400000/12939680.15051740357248000000
2.65848920528568769822

2.66 Serbs more want out?
Math right? I hate the maths :OD
</internet BS>

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20839697)
*Google is locale specific d'Oh ...


leave serbia
About 34,400,000 results (0.95 seconds)

leave USA
About 576,000,000 results (0.90 seconds)


2.66 Serbs more want out?
Math right? I hate the maths :OD
</internet BS>

well if you were looking to, for some strange reason, divide the number of citizens of a country with the broad google results of the string "leave serbia" you would be right...

however if you took in to account that a serbian would not write his search queries in english, and if you took in to account that broad searches divided by population mean as much as the number Pi divided by H20, then your math would be a bit off...

keep on science-ing tho :thumbsup

Barry-xlovecam 04-15-2016 10:37 AM

7.164/318.9
.02246472248353715898
576000000*.02246472248353715898

population is normalized

34400000/12939680.15051740357248000000
2.65848920528568769822

Queries are proportional

sorry what is the Serb language translation?
да ме напоље из Србије

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20839742)
7.164/318.9
.02246472248353715898
576000000*.02246472248353715898

population is normalized

34400000/12939680.15051740357248000000
2.65848920528568769822

Queries are proportional

sorry what is the Serb language translation?
да ме напоље из Србије

the closest translation would be "odlazim iz srbije" this is basically I am leaving serbia...

leave serbia translated literally would mean leave serbia alone, as in do not touch...

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20839508)
Oh, look the two self-proclaimed experts and successful businessmen on this board don't even know how to use fucking Google.. Lol.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fail of the year.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think we have another one boys.
Had no idea so many people in Serbia have internet connection.

Barry-xlovecam 04-15-2016 10:59 AM

Well, Be Happy then

About 293,000 results (1.00 seconds)

293000/.02246472248353715898
13042671.69179229480969689201

But then how many Serbs travel internationally? Not in Europe ... other Continents. Us travel to Canada or Mexico or other US states does not count.

Maybe 2% or 3% of US Americans do travel overseas?

move away from US
About 118,000,000 results (0.49 seconds)
leave USA
About 576,000,000 results (0.90 seconds)

There is a difference in that meaning too.

I could care less really

Serbia is so great! we will send you boatloads ;)

dyna mo 04-15-2016 11:04 AM

plenty of serbs move to America.

plenty of Americans do not move to serb


regardless of google.

SpicyM 04-15-2016 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20839808)
I think we have another one boys.
Had no idea so many people in Serbia have internet connection.

I am not from Serbia, you primitive.

Go educate yourself on how to use the internet, smartass. :1orglaugh

Barry-xlovecam 04-15-2016 11:11 AM

move to serbia
About 2,130,000 results (0.85 seconds)

move to the united states
About 796,000,000 results (1.03 seconds)

Dumb it down LOL
move to united states
About 811,000,000 results (0.90 seconds)

Holy shit Batman <KAPOW!>

https://www.google.com/trends/explor...=Etc%2FGMT%2B4

Yeah right, too funny ....

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 12:12 PM

serbs have the biggest dicks after the africans...moving down here with a tiny dick will not do...if you want to move to a big dick country, you better be packing some serious meat :2 cents:

on average serbs have a 1cm bigger dick than americans, and 12% of americans are african american and theres like 300K big dick serbs living in the USA already, but if it was not for the african americans and the 300K big dick serbs in USA, then the USA would probably rank at the very very bottom with asian countries in median dick size by country :2 cents:

no worries you can always compensate :thumbsup

L-Pink 04-15-2016 12:17 PM

Serbs are big dicks, no surprise there.

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20839964)
Serbs are big dicks, no surprise there.

http://www.sawpanse.com/wp-content/u...ises-haiti.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20839829)
I am not from Serbia, you primitive.

Go educate yourself on how to use the internet, smartass. :1orglaugh

So what eastern european shithole you dwell in? :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20839955)
serbs have the biggest dicks after the africans...moving down here with a tiny dick will not do...if you want to move to a big dick country, you better be packing some serious meat :2 cents:

on average serbs have a 1cm bigger dick than americans, and 12% of americans are african american and theres like 300K big dick serbs living in the USA already, but if it was not for the african americans and the 300K big dick serbs in USA, then the USA would probably rank at the very very bottom with asian countries in median dick size by country :2 cents:

no worries you can always compensate :thumbsup

yet you still fall short to Albanians. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20839823)
plenty of serbs move to America.

plenty of Americans do not move to serb


regardless of google.

Serb "refugees" from other Yugo states chose to move to US, Canada, Austria. Basically anywhere but mother Serbia. Makes you wonder. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20840018)
Serb "refugees" from other Yugo states chose to move to US, Canada, Austria. Basically anywhere but mother Serbia. Makes you wonder.

it is a mission to reduce tiny dick in the world, serbs move to all countries and spread big dick genes and improve humanity...whilst other nations bother with shit like foreign policy or cheese, serbs make the world more big dick...

you are free to move to serbia, but you will be surrounded by big dick and big dick aura, it will make you feel like a pussyman...serbia is only for very very manly people with hairy asses and big big dick :thumbsup

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20840210)
it is a mission to reduce tiny dick in the world, serbs move to all countries and spread big dick genes and improve humanity...whilst other nations bother with shit like foreign policy or cheese, serbs make the world more big dick...

you are free to move to serbia, but you will be surrounded by big dick and big dick aura, it will make you feel like a pussyman...serbia is only for very very manly people with hairy asses and big big dick :thumbsup

You sure its not about big welfare check you getting?
It's not like women would care about quarter inch of lose uncircumcised skin over clean bathed body, deodorant and that awful body hair you gypsies like to style.

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9gb2gwn.jpg

xXXtesy10 04-15-2016 03:02 PM

most tube video come from serbia on hard drive to dutch trash host. you make good living

xXXtesy10 04-15-2016 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20840234)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

romeo22 04-15-2016 03:11 PM

one of the worst geo strategic country that dont have economic and political power at all

Sarn 04-15-2016 03:46 PM

>one of the worst geo strategic country that dont have economic and political power at all
Serbia start WW1 )) you underestimate Serbia

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 20840318)
>one of the worst geo strategic country that dont have economic and political power at all
Serbia start WW1 )) you underestimate Serbia

One Serbian idiot did :2 cents:
Serbs make French look like war heroes. Took French 45 days to surrender in WW2. Serbs did it in 9 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww...at_apr1941.png

dyna mo 04-15-2016 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 20840318)
>one of the worst geo strategic country that dont have economic and political power at all
Serbia start WW1 )) you underestimate Serbia

not exactly.

SpicyM 04-15-2016 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20840009)
So what eastern european shithole you dwell in? :1orglaugh


Your mommy's cunt :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol, you Google expert.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

spads 04-15-2016 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20839433)
broad search results not exact

"this is exact"
this is broad


32.000 exact...

USA ranks with asian countries in penis size...like 97th place...serbia is in like 50th place...there are 54 countries in africa...stop and think about that...

now imagine how the african americans keep you 97th and not last :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes because as we all know, there are no Asians living in the US...

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 20840417)
Your mommy's cunt :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lol, you Google expert.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thats not very nice you little bottom feeder :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sarn 04-15-2016 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20840324)
One Serbian idiot did :2 cents:
Serbs make French look like war heroes. Took French 45 days to surrender in WW2. Serbs did it in 9 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww...at_apr1941.png

even one Serb can start global war, symbolical :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20840327)
not exactly.

it's true. not all so simple but effect domino working)

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 20840447)
even one Serb can start global war, symbolical :1orglaugh

No, its one idiot who just happened to be Serb.
Serbs, Gypsies, Albanians - they all the same hairy creatures. One country was occupied by Ottoman empire and became Muslim, the other was under Russia, Austria, Hungary and God knows who else.

pimpmaster9000 04-15-2016 06:09 PM

if you want to move to serbia you will have to pick up stripy adidas track suits, preferably black and white or navy blue and white for official occasions and you need a golfer cap, preferably black, and black shoes...

big dick playa's roll like this:
http://i.imgur.com/74Xvd.jpg

puma will not do, this is a fake serb, the puma track suit obviously does not work :2 cents:

https://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails...c81451f890.jpg

you can renounce your cuckold lifestyle in the USA, get 4$/month serbian health insurance, use money for whores, pay them to keep quiet about the little penis :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

practice the slavic squat...its the way people will be hanging out soon...it promotes good posture and health and general wellbeing :2 cents:

Horatio Caine 04-15-2016 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20840483)
if you want to move to serbia you will have to pick up stripy adidas track suits, preferably black and white or navy blue and white for official occasions and you need a golfer cap, preferably black, and black shoes...

big dick playa's roll like this:
http://i.imgur.com/74Xvd.jpg

puma will not do, this is a fake serb, the puma track suit obviously does not work :2 cents:

https://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails...c81451f890.jpg

you can renounce your cuckold lifestyle in the USA, get 4$/month serbian health insurance, use money for whores, pay them to keep quiet about the little penis :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

practice the slavic squat...its the way people will be hanging out soon...it promotes good posture and health and general wellbeing :2 cents:


Those aren't Serbs you numbnut. Those are Cyber SEO cousins from Siberia. You aren't fooling us.

This is Serb:
http://www.yuppiepunk.org/images/sweater-chest.jpg

Thats his hot Serbian bitch

http://www.reposter.net/images/conte...serb-bitch.jpg

and thats where your extra centimeter comes from.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...repuce_202.jpg


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