I saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop
 

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

very good :)

hahahaha that's a good one, thanks for laugh.

Well done 😂😂😂😂 👍👾

you cant have better neighbor then him

Dwarfs are missing many human chromosomes and should be feared.

That joke made me chuckle

love it
 

:thumbsupLOL!

ahh yes, yesterdays humours

http://i.imgur.com/l3wQHxm.gif

internet is a fast place, please keep up

Mine dont say anything just pass next to me.You get your Hi and thats the privilege

i cunt a4d a backpack... :(

I rear ended a dwarf the other day. He was driving a mini cooper and I was driving my big huge truck, so obviously I won. The dwarf jumped out of his car and stomped over to me. He looks up at me in my truck and said "I am not happy". I replied "which one are you then?".

True story, happened a few weeks ago.

:Oh crap

Good one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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