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Jman 04-29-2016 09:15 AM

Cat shoots owner with 9mm.... BAN CATS NOW!!!
 
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. ? A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police (search) said.

Cat Shoots Owner With 9mm Handgun | Fox News

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 04-29-2016 09:24 AM

Police cat?

Spunky 04-29-2016 09:40 AM

Where's my friskies it's bitch!

Spunky 04-29-2016 09:42 AM

Where's my friskies bitch!

L-Pink 04-29-2016 09:46 AM

I'm sure the owner had it coming.

brassmonkey 04-29-2016 10:15 AM

dangerous pussy! :helpme:helpme

MrBottomTooth 04-29-2016 10:34 AM

I wonder if it was Cyrus.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...e672042a88.jpg

Jman 04-29-2016 10:56 AM

Sure looks guilty to me

http://i.imgur.com/z28vd.jpg

just a punk 04-29-2016 11:04 AM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...da1016b47b.jpg

Barry-xlovecam 04-29-2016 11:08 AM

The cat hasn't made bail yet ...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JiWfo3s67v...me-Part-II.jpg

VSKevin 04-29-2016 11:37 AM

http://s2.dmcdn.net/HJKHQ/1280x720-YKd.jpg

Mr. Garibaldi 04-29-2016 12:10 PM

"Published March 10, 2005"

nothing beats breaking news on GFY...

Jman 04-29-2016 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 20866886)
"Published March 10, 2005"

nothing beats breaking news on GFY...

Who said anything about breaking.... Smile a bit, it's Friday :upsidedow

clickity click 04-29-2016 02:06 PM

I would ban cats except the cute ones that run to you when you go t t t . They can stay. All the other fuckers can get banned.

bronco67 04-29-2016 02:23 PM

He has a loaded gun laying around in the kitchen in case black people break in while he's stirring his stew?

Rochard 04-29-2016 02:41 PM

Guns don't kill people, cats do!

Sednub997 04-30-2016 02:16 PM

he got luck coz he want hit in his head

mineistaken 04-30-2016 04:19 PM

Did anyone suggested you need to ban people and it was the reason for this cat suggestion? :)

mineistaken 04-30-2016 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20867135)
He has a loaded gun laying around in the kitchen in case black people break in while he's stirring his stew?

Yes, He has a loaded gun laying around in the kitchen in case people break in while he's stirring his stew.

Notice libby speech translated into normal people speech.

escorpio 04-30-2016 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20867135)
He has a loaded gun laying around in the kitchen in case black people break in while he's stirring his stew?

Of course. Don't you?

brassmonkey 04-30-2016 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20867168)
Guns don't kill people, pussies do!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true! and thank you for your service! my aunt is 30 years in the navy! my son 3 years in the middle east. it has been a nightmare!

romeo22 05-01-2016 02:19 PM

Thats the risk having a guy at home.Everything can happen including this.Who would thought

MPGdevil 05-02-2016 12:30 AM

Was it a black cat?

RyuLion 05-02-2016 03:07 PM

Will teach him have the safety on..

LetterTwenty7 05-02-2016 03:17 PM

And now she's going to pretend like it wasn't me, I am just a cat. Please, gimme a break.
On a serious note, poor guy. I mean, to shoot your own owner, it sucks.

TheDynasty 05-02-2016 05:59 PM

my cat would probably do the same thing

directfiesta 05-02-2016 06:30 PM

Too bad there was not a '' good '' cat with a gun .... :1orglaugh


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