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lezinterracial 05-05-2016 09:03 AM

Midget Sex Story Scenarios
 
Gonna write some midget sex stories for a website I have. Here are some scenarios I have in mind. Do you have any idea you might want to add?

1.
Santa Catches The Lesbian Elves

2.
Maria Gets Banged By Mexican Midget Wrestlers

3.
Leprechaun Shoots A Wad Of Gold

4.
Clown Midget Does The Trapeze Lady (Loosely Based on "All I Want Is You" video by U2).

5.
General Tom Thumb Fucks On Stage (Based on PT Barnum's Tom Thumb)

MrBottomTooth 05-05-2016 09:33 AM

Hired birthday party midget clown gives mother more than what she paid for.

Store-robbing midget that uses ductwork to pull off his crimes stumbles upon sexy scene in the womens' washroom below him and rubs one out through the vents. (Or you could have him fall through the vent and join in the action)

CurrentlySober 05-05-2016 10:48 AM

A midget needs a poo and sits on the toilet and has one, but being so small he falls in and gets stuck. A female plumber is summoned to help him out, but before she can do so, she also needs a poo, and so has to sit on his lap and do it between his legs!

Of course, things don't go as planned, a mess is made and naturally, a good time is had by all :thumbsup

I'd pay to view that :2 cents:

lezinterracial 05-05-2016 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20877254)
A midget needs a poo and sits on the toilet and has one, but being so small he falls in and gets stuck. A female plumber is summoned to help him out, but before she can do so, she also needs a poo, and so has to sit on his lap and do it between his legs!

Of course, things don't go as planned, a mess is made and naturally, a good time is had by all :thumbsup

I'd pay to view that :2 cents:

If the midget is stuck in the toilet, How can he spread his legs to allow an opening to poop through?

CurrentlySober 05-05-2016 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 20877305)
If the midget is stuck in the toilet, How can he spread his legs to allow an opening to poop through?

Exactly! Thats where the mess comes from :thumbsup

lezinterracial 05-05-2016 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20877104)
Hired birthday party midget clown gives mother more than what she paid for.

Store-robbing midget that uses ductwork to pull off his crimes stumbles upon sexy scene in the womens' washroom below him and rubs one out through the vents. (Or you could have him fall through the vent and join in the action)

Those are pretty good.

SBJ 05-05-2016 08:27 PM

snow white and the seven dwarfs?

lezinterracial 05-06-2016 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20877974)
snow white and the seven dwarfs?

Great idea, but was already done in the Italian classic "Biancaneve e i sette nani" or "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" by Luca Damiano. Ludmilla Antonova gets some midget sex.

SBJ 05-06-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 20878700)
Great idea, but was already done in the Italian classic "Biancaneve e i sette nani" or "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" by Luca Damiano. Ludmilla Antonova gets some midget sex.

ya but it was done shitty! I mean she should have sex with all 7 of them at once duh.. and just cause it has been done doesn't mean anything.. People remake old shit all the time :2 cents:

lezinterracial 05-06-2016 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20879576)
ya but it was done shitty! I mean she should have sex with all 7 of them at once duh.. and just cause it has been done doesn't mean anything.. People remake old shit all the time :2 cents:

That is true. She only screwed one and it was for a short while.


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