Why do my plants smell of cum?
 

I have some plants in my yard and they really smell like my cum, it's embarrassing to be honest. I masturbate in public a lot and I often mistake the plants small for my cum and if I am doing that I am sure other people must also.
Have you even encountered plants that smell like cum?

are you high?

No, not at all. Sat in the living room.

the first time I hear it

My pants smell of poo.. Work that one out ???

Sleepwalking?

Next time you and your boyfriend roleplay Tarzan and Cheeta, keep it in house or tell him to aim for your ass!