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stoka 06-06-2016 02:55 AM

Monday joke
 
A dude walks into a bar and orders a drink. The live music starts and as it's very nice he turns around to see who's on the stage and sees a cat playing piano and a dog singing.

He asks the bartender what the fuck and how come and if there's a catch.

Of course there a catch - said bartender and winked. Just keep watching and if you don't find it out on your own I'll tell you at the end.

The duet on the stage went on for hours while the guy was trying to solve the puzzle. Are they some sort of puppets, damn good work if they are. Perhaps it's that virtual reality shit he has read about?

Finally the music's over and the dude runs over to the bartender.

- Tell me, tell me, what's the trick!?

- Okay, here it is. The cat both plays and sings. The dog only opens its mouth. ;)

CaptainHowdy 06-06-2016 05:10 AM

https://scontent-gru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...68628692_o.jpg

2MuchMark 06-06-2016 05:39 AM

http://irish684.com/wp-content/uploa...tch-slap-2.jpg

Spunky 06-06-2016 06:17 AM

I guess it went over my head

SekobA 06-06-2016 09:45 AM

lollll nice one stoka

NatalieK 06-06-2016 11:46 AM

I suppose you're hungover from the weekend Stoka :)

Thanks for the giggle anyway :thumbsup

Colmike9 06-06-2016 12:01 PM

A guy walks into a bar and says "ow"...

Hannes 06-06-2016 08:53 PM

i got it after a minute, good joke though


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