I've just suffered a tragic loss. Genuinely...
 

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It is with deepest regret that I come to inform my dear online family at GFY of my tragic loss. It occurred last night when I was awoken by the sound of loud cracks, followed by fast flowing water...

My trusty friend, my toilet, had finally passed away :(

The cistern at the back has irreparably cracked rendering it unusable and unfortunately it has been condemned... :(

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Apparently it was my weight resting back against the cistern when I sat on it that is responsible... So, I am 'splashing out' and getting a brand new, reinforced, industrial strength toilet in the next few days...

I shall of course post pics when its installed and used. I'm also getting one of those 'stand up' things as well. (So I dont lean back and break this one!) They seem pretty cool and a bit like urinals but you use them to poo in. I forget the name. Again, I'll post pics when fitted.

Please take a moment to spare a thought for me during this sad time. I have come to know that old toilet so well. Its like losing an arm or somefing... :(

In the mean time, I'm pooing in a bucket. Its very enjoyable. Thats all for now xxx

I'd hate to laugh at such a tragic event but lol.

Sorry for your loss..

lets take a moment of silence shall we.

your wallet is going to cry!!!! LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

~* Good Night, Sweet Prince *~

Goverments footing the bill cause I'm so fat I'm considered an invalid :thumbsup

My condolences

you are in deep shit now.Your loss will cost you a lot

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I think the best way to honour and remember your toilet is to play both of these videos at the same time.



first for your loss, and because Yoko Ono's singing sounds like the pain your toilet endured.

Rest in peaces

Thank you. THat did actually go a long way towards easing my suffering... The bucket eased the remainder.

If you put it in your yard and fill the bowl with water you'll have a lovely birdbath covered in bird poos.

My terlits on suicide watch., At six shits a day it took its own life.

Sorry for your loss , look at the bright side you can upgrade to one of those asian bidet toilets.

sorry for your looses :winkwink:


I shit you not... CS needs one of these



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Yu have no idea. I like going to the Asahi building downtown. They have three temps and 3 power levels of warm fresh water hitting the poopoo hole. On top of that they offer music and white noise in case you are making too much noise with the shit and the gas sliding out. Its comforting to know you can have some privacy.

get one of those fancy Totos its worth every pound sterling...euro

You have to listen to both taps AND Yoko Ono at the same time. Stop destroying my art.

Just for that, now I must ask that you listen to all 4 of these at the same time. Start each one preferably 1 second apart.



Sounds like quite the toilet, doesn't it?

ART!

You must be devastated ...

You need to get one of these built with a garden hose to wash the poo down the hole if you miss :upsidedow

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"A tragic flush" would be a proper pun ...

Just dig a hole in the backyard. Problem solved!

No wonder... i'm sure your "girlfriend" ran more water then the mississippi River...

Sorry man. Seems like just a couple of weeks ago I replaced mine.

The stand up thing for poo, Are you talking about the poop tube?

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Update...
 

http://i.imgur.com/UFkhiZY.jpg

I have something similar to this on its way. The UK Equivalent. :thumbsup

Its not quite so wide as the USA version, but is made of concrete with reinforced steel bars throughout. Then its covered in porcelain so it looks normal.

I like the ad for the USA one though. Looks a bit more 'Me'... Simply because the guy sitting down to poo hasn't taken his pants off ! Great minds stink alike !

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Yes... And I'm STILL waiting for pics of it after its been used ! :mad:

Not that your poop tube doesn't look a lot of fun, but no. Its a fixture like a urinal, but sits further up the wall and has a water source for flushing etc. You still stand up to use it though.

I'll post pics when it arrives :thumbsup

Help! I'm scared...
 

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Woot Woot!!!

congrats on new toilet :thumbsup

you are too fat for you closet

lean forward
 

I've been saying that since the 70's. :thumbsup

Im sorry for your loss

Very nice. Remember to check bolts after a few days, after the wax ring has been crushed down from sitting on it.

What bolts do you mean and where is the 'wax ring' located please?

I just had a guy fit it and he didn't mention I needed to check anything... He just said - 'All done, stop shitting in that fucking bucket' and left