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wehateporn 06-08-2016 04:56 AM

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
 
There are no dental records and all the DNA matches

Coup 06-08-2016 06:19 AM

Please don't post anti-Appalachian bigotry on GFY

mineistaken 06-08-2016 06:22 AM

Because of Trump, of course!

_Richard_ 06-08-2016 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 20948216)
Please don't post anti-Appalachian bigotry on GFY

http://i.imgur.com/HPbebuO.gif

Coup 06-08-2016 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20948240)

Im gonna marry this one

brassmonkey 06-08-2016 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20948240)

wtf??? meth makes her think she's a chicken???

crockett 06-08-2016 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20948234)
Because of Trump, of course!

You must be the first person up everyday in your trailer park.

mineistaken 06-08-2016 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20948294)
You must be the first person up everyday in your trailer park.

I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.

Zuzana Designs 06-08-2016 07:10 AM

lolz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 06-08-2016 07:17 AM

That's funny but technically,its hillbillies that inbreed not rednecks.

Paul Markham 06-08-2016 08:09 AM

Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.

mineistaken 06-08-2016 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20948516)
Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.

For someone who is anti rapefugees I never took you for a guilter as well :helpme

Hannes 06-08-2016 09:24 AM

Because Trump is one too. No offence.

crockett 06-08-2016 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20948312)
I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.

That's great, just keep sitting those goals high and soon enough you can get your out of Sunnydale Trailer Park!

Bladewire 06-08-2016 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20948516)
Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.

Truth! The struggle is real

420 06-08-2016 11:05 AM

http://whiteblaze.net/forum/vbg/file...6/dsc00759.jpg

crockett 06-08-2016 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20949056)

That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..

mineistaken 06-08-2016 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949029)
That's great, just keep sitting those goals high and soon enough you can get your out of Sunnydale Trailer Park!

I guess you misunderstood my post. Lets try one more time:
I do not live in a box like trailer or VW van.

blackmonsters 06-08-2016 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949083)
That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..

:1orglaugh

crockett 06-08-2016 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20949173)
I guess you misunderstood my post. Lets try one more time:
I do not live in a box like trailer or VW van.

Dreams do come true I see!

xXXtesy10 06-08-2016 03:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/DrFGR1s.png

dyna mo 06-08-2016 03:39 PM

what this thread needs is some charlie daniels explaining what a real redneck is.



dyna mo 06-08-2016 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949083)
That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..

when you're wrenching underneath your van in a random parking lot, do you use jackstands or 2x4s to lift it?

crockett 06-08-2016 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20949737)
what this thread needs is some charlie daniels explaining what a real redneck is.



You can't just pretend trailer park rednecks aren't "real" rednecks just because they don't fit into the romance of a country song..

Just like it's silly calling people "fake" liberals because they don't fit your idea of what a liberal is.

Can't just wish away things you don't like and pretend they aren't real.

crockett 06-08-2016 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20949749)
when you're wrenching underneath your van in a random parking lot, do you use jackstands or 2x4s to lift it?

You don't use jack stands to "lift". You use a "jack" and place the vehicle onto jackstands.

To answer your question, I carry both a jack and a single jack stand. I'm not nedneck, so I lack 2x4s and cement blocks in my tool kit.

dyna mo 06-08-2016 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949842)
You can't just pretend trailer park rednecks aren't "real" rednecks just because they don't fit into the romance of a country song..

Just like it's silly calling people "fake" liberals because they don't fit your idea of what a liberal is.

Can't just wish away things you don't like and pretend they aren't real.


right, your version of things is the right version of things. charlie daniels is wrong with his view and should not have written that song about his views.

high 5!

dyna mo 06-08-2016 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949857)
You don't use jack stands to "lift". You use a "jack" and place the vehicle onto jackstands.

To answer your question, I carry both a jack and a single jack stand. I'm not nedneck, so I lack 2x4s and cement blocks in my tool kit.

what finish did you go with on the plywood interior redux on your van? or are you there yet?


high 5!

crockett 06-08-2016 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20949917)
what finish did you go with on the plywood interior redux on your van? or are you there yet?


high 5!

Why you so mad bro?

dyna mo 06-08-2016 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949938)
Why you so mad bro?

i'm taking an interest in your life project, that's mad? you run around here posting from thebackwoods about your cool van lifestyle and even have posted pics of your reduxing your van.

it sounds like it's not going good. sorry to bring up a touchy subject.

high 5?

crockett 06-08-2016 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20949941)
i'm taking an interest in your life project, that's mad? you run around here posting from thebackwoods about your cool van lifestyle and even have posted pics of your reduxing your van.

it sounds like it's not going good. sorry to bring up a touchy subject.

high 5?

Don't be so mad that you gotta go camping at walmart with your big RV and all the shit you gotta take with you. I'm sure it's really fun packing everything in for a week end trip and spending 3 hours setting up everything, then 3 hours packing it all back in when you want to leave..

Don't be mad bro enjoy it.. :1orglaugh

mineistaken 06-08-2016 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949701)
Dreams do come true I see!

Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer) :thumbsup:1orglaugh
Only in libby logic land :1orglaugh
Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.

dyna mo 06-08-2016 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20949950)
Don't be so mad that you gotta go camping at walmart with your big RV and all the shit you gotta take with you. I'm sure it's really fun packing everything in for a week end trip and spending 3 hours setting up everything, then 3 hours packing it all back in when you want to leave..

Don't be mad bro enjoy it.. :1orglaugh

are you kidding? our summer beach tours are the best times of the year. that's why we invested in a luxury class A. packing? all the shit to bring? i'm a redneck remember, some board shorts and a tank top and i'm fine. the boards stay in the coach basement storage all the time, along with the bbq grill and all that. and it doesn't take near that long to drag up: push a few buttons and let hydraulics pull the slides in and levelers up.

dyna mo 06-08-2016 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20950055)
Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer) :thumbsup:1orglaugh
Only in libby logic land :1orglaugh
Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.

he's making fun of us just using our motor coach at all!


:1orglaugh

crockett 06-08-2016 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20950055)
Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer) :thumbsup:1orglaugh
Only in libby logic land :1orglaugh
Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.

Don't be mad bro.. I realize some of you are uppity, so calling your home a "trailer" is grounds for a front yard fightin match. I meant "manufactured home" it's all good Leroy..

crockett 06-08-2016 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20950070)
he's making fun of us just using our motor coach at all!


:1orglaugh

No No man, you have me all wrong. I'm telling you to enjoy those Walmart parking lots on your way to the 20 by 50ft lot sandwiched next to the other great outdoors-men in their RV's with the same squiggly line paint jobs as everyone else.. I'm sure hearing the old guy fart in the next camp site 2 ft away is good for some laughs!

Fun stuff man I'm really jelly!

dyna mo 06-08-2016 06:00 PM

crockett's the only guy i know that got kicked outta Texas by some angry bikers.

dyna mo 06-08-2016 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20950124)
No No man, you have me all wrong. I'm telling you to enjoy those Walmart parking lots on your way to the 20 by 50ft lot sandwiched next to the other great outdoors-men in their RV's with the same squiggly line paint jobs as everyone else.. I'm sure hearing the old guy fart in the next camp site 2 ft away is good for some laughs!

Fun stuff man I'm really jelly!

obviously you've never RV'd in Cali during the summer surf competitions up and down the coast. but yes, i agree it's better where you are, stay there! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

high 5!

crockett 06-08-2016 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20950139)
obviously you've never RV'd in Cali during the summer surf competitions up and down the coast. but yes, i agree it's better where you are, stay there! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

high 5!

Yes, I'm sure it's much more fun than actually driving a old van to baja and actually surfing all day and hanging by the camp fire all right. All those old school surfers in their raggity vans are probably hating life. I'm sure they would be quick to tell me I'm doing it wrong!

dyna mo 06-08-2016 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20950166)
Yes, I'm sure it's much more fun than actually driving a old van to baja and actually surfing all day and hanging by the camp fire all right. All those old school surfers in their raggity vans are probably hating life. I'm sure they would be quick to tell me I'm doing it wrong!

crockett, wake up. if you ever do that, you'll let us know.

crockett 06-08-2016 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20950193)
crockett, wake up. if you ever do that, you'll let us know.

Oh broski, I just feel bad for you that you shun much of the lifestyle that that surfing is known for..

dyna mo 06-08-2016 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20950211)
Oh broski, I just feel bad for you that you shun much of the lifestyle that that surfing is known for..

I'll tell my neighbor here in Huntington Beach while were paddling out that Crockett in blm new Mexico says so. She'll chuckle.

crockett 06-08-2016 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20950223)
I'll tell my neighbor here in Huntington Beach while were paddling out that Crockett in blm new Mexico says so. She'll chuckle.

Sorry Chief, but I've been bouncing around CO for some time.. NM is a bit too hot and dusty for my taste this time of year..

dyna mo 06-08-2016 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20950238)
Sorry Chief, but I've been bouncing around CO for some time.. NM is a bit too hot and dusty for my taste this time of year..

How are the waves in co?

Hannes 06-08-2016 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20948516)
Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.

I laughed but this is actually true

mineistaken 06-09-2016 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20950106)
Don't be mad bro.. I realize some of you are uppity, so calling your home a "trailer" is grounds for a front yard fightin match. I meant "manufactured home" it's all good Leroy..

Where did you get the idea that I was mad? :1orglaugh
I merely told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny :)

CurrentlySober 06-09-2016 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20948312)
I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.

i cunt a4d 2 live in trailers, VW vans and other boxes... :(

mineistaken 06-09-2016 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20950667)
i cunt a4d 2 live in trailers, VW vans and other boxes... :(

Loser :pimp

pornsprite 06-09-2016 08:59 AM

Rednecks already know which one of their relatives committed the crime and since it is in the family they don't want to lose any more relatives so they just ignore the original crime.

crockett 06-09-2016 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20950652)
Where did you get the idea that I was mad? :1orglaugh
I merely told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny :)

Honestly, it's OK you live in a manufactured home. I don't judge.

mineistaken 06-09-2016 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20951675)
Honestly, it's OK you live in a manufactured home. I don't judge.

When you post the same thing for the 4th time, it is nothing left for me than to post the same thing for the 2nd time:


I told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny :1orglaugh


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