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Hello

I am an experienced developper from France. I love to create interesting things. And I can help you realize your projects whether it is an adult website , scraping project, or why not an hidden tor service. Ask me and I 'll see what I can do !
I like Joomla (I have been using it since its beginning)
I can developp secure and optimized applications easily administrable.

an exemple : cumsh dot com (yes it's powered by Joomla :))

I have some other references on my site ( shantee dot com )

So Joomla man ( whatever Joomla is) I have a video content and want a site selling individual downloads/streams...you can design it, built it, set up shop, hook up payment processors, make it SEO ready and maintain it??? Or Jommla does not do that ??:helpme

Hi

well, Joomla is actually a CMS (also a PHP framework) It's one of the top 3 CMS in the world , powering million of site.

About you idea to sell digital content , yes I suppose it could be done !

if you have full details you can send them to me here : philippe @ benoist . org so i can study your project

You suppose that it could be done...Wow that gives me a lot of confidence...FYI : this forum is mostly about websites with digital content...and you suppose ??? :error

Sorry I didn't want to give you false hopes because you gave me only a little details about your project, but if i understand correctly (basically you want to sell digital content) then yes Ok , I am absolutely confident, 100% sure I could do such thing...

Now if you want a price , and more details about what i could do and what i could not you should sent me some domcument with your specifications

I have NO false hopes, I just wanted you to speak clearly what you do and what you do know...:2 cents:

If you read my other posts, you will know I hate geek talk because I do not understand it. I own companies and business on the web and am tired of the "mumbo jumbo"... So if you want talk to other geeks ( who do not need you because they are geeks) go ahead, or if you want speak clearly to business persons, then outline waht you can ( and cannot) do...

talk to the guy with a bit more respect firstly... you don't have to be a geek to know what joomla is, just like you don't have to act like a ass hole to be a "business person" and frankly if you don't know what cms your websites use you are a fool. What serious "business person" doesn't take the time to the basic details of there business is built on.

Anyway cumsh can you send me your pricing ect

Believe it or not I did not know what Jummla is, I thought it was some sort of Caribbean vegetable or soup..

http://www.jeepexpeditions.org/hormel/Jambalaya.jpg

And I do not know the difference between Mech Bunny, PHP or and I have NO clue what CMS are my sites are running... All what I know it is some coffee brand called Java and some geek who is ripping me of every month is telling how hard he works....and that is why I am here looking for replacement which thankfully I have found with a member here ( SexJoker)....

... And you should have heard what language I have used when some other " bimbo geek" tried to pitch his services and I have given him piece of my mind and SexJoker joined that thread and we made a deal.

Also this site is called " Go Fuck Yourself" not "Respect Your Geeks"....so go fuck yourself is mostly a term of endearment.

Anyway I have said elsewhere here: I pay geeks to make my sites successful and when they take advantage of me I fire their ass and hire geeks who have respect for money. I have also tried to help the OP with the simple fact that " geeks do not need other geeks", that is why there is soooo much geeks here looking for gigs and getting none because most here are other geeks.

If on other hand you speak "business speak" you get my business, as SexJoker did more then once, and others for other services.

So, get your sensitive feelings out of the equation, this is no different then you accusing me that I do not want to learn what V1 or V2 is when I am taking a plane. For that I trust my pilots.

:2 cents:

:thumbsup

I just saw the reply to my thread and first I want to thank srmedianetwork for taking me defense.
English is not my first language so I thought " Crap did I say anything offensive ?"

I am glad it appears i did not , It's just that Celendina is quite ignorant.
Yes this forum is called GFY but it's aslo called "Webmaster forum" and seriously what kind of webmaster are you if you 've never heard of Joomla , drupal , wordpress etc.. ?

I wasn't talking geeky ! really it's not like if i was talking about Tensorflow or depp neural network. ...Just very basic webmaster stuff...

You are a business man good , but I am also a pretty busy guy as I believe are there the rest of the members here. don't believe you're so special.
If you knew more about geek stuff btw you wouldn't have to to fire them because they take advantage of you , they lust laugh seeing how dumb your are

I will put you as another Mr Sensitive and not on my hire list...Cel. out :thumbsup

...and FYI, just got a call from my current geeks asking:" Where are our money for May?" They did not even know that I have disconnected the site and replaced it with the one SexJoker's team built for me. God, where they all of the sudden sensitive...and I do agree with you, I was dumb staying with them for so long, but once I came to GFY ( seriously last fall) I have hired and have a super cooperation with 2 separate businesses...hoping to close a deal with a content supplier any day now as # 3...

Now, if anyone is good with SEO, I am hiring... :) I am ready for 4th GFYer to join me.

Dont worry, you re not missing anything. Celandina talks that way to everyone, I guess he/she thinks they are better than everyone else. Sad thing is if you check all of her threads, you will see that 90% of the time nobody can work with him/her, and vice versa, so its not you. You are probably better off, I put up with their attitude to make a deal only for them to drop off the earth and I am told they do that a lot, so you probably only saved yourself some time :)

I have no idea if we have met here on some thread where I was looking for a lezdom content and I said no to yours and now you are pissed off ? If I have said something unflattering about your content or your models, then I am sorry. If I did not, then I will refrain criticising, after I have looked at your site.

BTW: its "him", Celandina is a monicker just like FlyingPhoenix.:2 cents:

Lol no im not pissed off, and no you didnt turn down any of my content or models. If you look at our email exchange, you said you were looking to commission content for your site. I gave you a list of my models available, and you selected 2 of them. Then when I asked for a deposit, you dropped off. Then a few months later, you emailed me again asking if I could still do it for you, and then after I replied you dropped off again. I sent you a couple follow up emails and never heard back.

So no, I am not pissed, I am just letting this guy know that he was not missing anything, since you have a reputation of dropping off and wasting people's time while gloating about how great your businesses are. Thats all. :)

I would appreciate you posting any of my e mails to you ( or your to me ) here. I think you are confusing me with somebody else. I have also no clue what "commission content" is...That is why I think you are mixing me up with somebody else.

I am also not as foolish as to order a content ( or pay deposit or any other money) without a proper licesnsing and work for hire agreements being signed first. I would have asked for and would have sent these to you. If we did not get to this stage you are,as stated above, mixing me up with somebody else or we were just exploring possibilities, or you are doing the Lyin' Hillary schtick....:)