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BJ 06-11-2016 08:04 AM

I do nothing and make $30,000/mo and increasing
 
10 minutes a day only imputing expenses in quickbooks. All else automation.

Achieved my life goal at 37.:1orglaugh

beerptrol 06-11-2016 08:08 AM

That's alot of blowjobs you give a month

BJ 06-11-2016 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20955107)
That's alot of blowjobs you give a month

that would be doing something:thumbsup

Sly 06-11-2016 08:25 AM

Computers are a great thing.

BJ 06-11-2016 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20955143)
Computers are a great thing.

and API's and Indians (not racist)

CaptainHowdy 06-11-2016 08:31 AM

Life isn't made for working. Sincere congratulations.

BJ 06-11-2016 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20955161)
Life isn't made for working. Sincere congratulations.

I have an 18 yr old golden retriever, been with since birth. My travel is restricted as he's an old fart and occasionally goes paralyzed, seizures etc.

I've already dug his hole because im not doing that at the time of his death in the emotional state I will be in.

So once I give him the care he deserves and he passes, a whole world of opportunity is out there.

CDSmith 06-11-2016 08:41 AM

Nice to see others adopting my life's credo. You sure there's no pink frilly codpiece involved in that ten minutes you're doing?

celandina 06-11-2016 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955092)
10 minutes a day only imputing expenses in quickbooks. All else automation.

Achieved my life goal at 37.:1orglaugh


...and you posting these great news to all your buddies here :thumbsup Why?? :2 cents:

BJ 06-11-2016 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina (Post 20955185)
...and you posting these great news to all your buddies here :thumbsup Why?? :2 cents:

make you jealous:321GFY

JFK 06-11-2016 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20955107)
That's alot of blowjobs you give a month

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

BJ 06-11-2016 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20955194)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

thanks tom, how much does a creepy old man taking photo's pay?

TheeRoly 06-11-2016 09:14 AM

SEO traffic? or tube submitting?

Pad 06-11-2016 09:14 AM

i take it you're good at delegating tasks out to the 3rd world

that's an art form

nice work

BJ 06-11-2016 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheeRoly (Post 20955236)
SEO traffic? or tube submitting?

cloud apps. So you and your business are connected no matter where you are in the world. Mainstream, mostly for physical businesses but can also have an online store etc.

Struggle4Bucks 06-11-2016 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955092)
10 minutes a day only imputing expenses in quickbooks. All else automation.

Achieved my life goal at 37.:1orglaugh

I don't have my glasses with me...

Did you say you bleached your hole for 30 bucks?
Or you reached your goal with 30.000 bucks?

Anyway... both are good deals:thumbsup

poncabare 06-11-2016 09:22 AM

That's good cheddar

BJ 06-11-2016 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 20955254)
I don't have my glasses with me...

Did you say you bleached your hole for 30 bucks?
Or did you reach your goal with 30000 bucks?

Anyway... both are good deals:thumbsup

made much more before my friend when i was 23-26, 3 houses, 3 douchy cars,atvs, boats, and some hoes along the way. My nut was 30k/mo.

Funny how age teaches you nobody really gives a shit, except the bitches with the credit cards.

clickhappy 06-11-2016 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955191)
make you jealous:321GFY

If you were really making all that money you wouldnt give 2 shits what anyone thinks and you wouldnt be on here gloating.

and you CERTAINLY wouldnt be drawing attention to it. If you were making that kind of money you would keep your mouth shut so you dont generate competition.

I think youre fantasizing about your dream world and projecting it here.
If this were real you'd be out shopping for Bentley or something, not on this forum trying to brag to people who dont know you

BJ 06-11-2016 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20955275)
If you were really making all that money you wouldnt give 2 shits what anyone thinks and you wouldnt be on here gloating.

and you CERTAINLY wouldnt be drawing attention to it. If you were making that kind of money you would keep your mouth shut so you dont generate competition.

I think youre fantasizing about your dream world and projecting it here.
If this were real you'd be out shopping for Bentley or something, not on this forum trying to brag to people who dont know you

you're an idiot, theres people here who make 1mil/day 30k/mo is shit. thanks anyways:1orglaugh

clickhappy 06-11-2016 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955287)
you're an idiot, theres people here who make 1mil/day 30k/mo is shit. thanks anyways:1orglaugh

I dont believe you.
You dont have the behavior of a successful person, you have the behavior of someone who is failing and desperate to feel success in some form. So you're pretending here.

Pad 06-11-2016 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20955299)
I dont believe you.
You dont have the behavior of a successful person, you have the behavior of someone who is failing and desperate to feel success in some form. So you're pretending here.

nice attitude bud

$30k/mo is whatever

it's certainly good, but good is relative

get your fucking crybaby player hater shit the fuck out of here and stop assigning behavioral guidelines to successful people. what the fuck is wrong with you?

you aren't leet/successful and therefore it's unlikely anyone else is? do you just feel like you have the lead role on planet earth? that you're the star of this show and success is as unattainable for everyone else as it is for you?

fuck you

BJ 06-11-2016 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20955299)
I dont believe you.
You dont have the behavior of a successful person, you have the behavior of someone who is failing and desperate to feel success in some form. So you're pretending here.

ok, don't believe me. Im not in the least bit offended:pimp

CurrentlySober 06-11-2016 09:49 AM

Congrats.

Your avatar is displaying toilet usage - I approve :thumbsup

clickhappy 06-11-2016 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 20955317)

get your fucking crybaby player hater shit the fuck out of here and stop assigning behavioral guidelines to successful people. what the fuck is wrong with you?

I find it odd that a successful person would feel the need to gloat to people who arent, therefore I dont believe it.
but whatever. zerofucks

Pad 06-11-2016 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20955347)
I find it odd that a successful person would feel the need to gloat to people who arent, therefore I dont believe it.
but whatever. zerofucks

nah FUCK YOU you clown

is $30k/mo some magical figure to you? you don't strive for this or even consider it realistic?

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVER PLAN TO PAY A HOUSE OFF IN THIS DAY AND AGE? DO YOU EVEN PLAN TO?

step your game up you fuckin playerhater

some of you people. jesus christ. enjoy your poverty and can't do attitudes :helpme:helpme

BJ 06-11-2016 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20955347)
I find it odd that a successful person would feel the need to gloat to people who arent, therefore I dont believe it.
but whatever. zerofucks

stop replying moron. The gloat is I do nothing. Not the money. The money is shit. I made way more in the past. 30k/mo is shit net. Learn.:winkwink:

Pad 06-11-2016 09:57 AM

yea as in LEARN how to scale projects with high ceilings and consider yourself failing if you make anywhere under $x,xxx/day

Spunky 06-11-2016 10:01 AM

I'm doing it all wrong

DraX 06-11-2016 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955170)
I have an 18 yr old golden retriever, been with since birth. My travel is restricted as he's an old fart and occasionally goes paralyzed, seizures etc.

I've already dug his hole because im not doing that at the time of his death in the emotional state I will be in.

So once I give him the care he deserves and he passes, a whole world of opportunity is out there.

All the best to your success, nice to see some "can do" attitude around this place.

18 years is quite a lot, what's the normal life expectancy for a golden retriever?

Take good care of your best friend for the remainder:thumbsup

BJ 06-11-2016 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DraX (Post 20955374)
All the best to your success, nice to see some "can do" attitude around this place.

18 years is quite a lot, what's the normal life expectancy for a golden retriever?

Take good care of your best friend for the remainder:thumbsup

thank you for the kind words.

He still has a good appetite, does not shit himself. (a sign of near death)

He's deaf, but I might get a couple more years from him.

If he sees a pizza he's like a 3 yr old again :)

dyna mo 06-11-2016 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955170)
I have an 18 yr old golden retriever, been with since birth. My travel is restricted as he's an old fart and occasionally goes paralyzed, seizures etc.

I've already dug his hole because im not doing that at the time of his death in the emotional state I will be in.

So once I give him the care he deserves and he passes, a whole world of opportunity is out there.

wow, my little buddy is 9 years old,i hope he hangs in like your guy is!

fuzebox 06-11-2016 10:16 AM

Can you scale to 100k? :)

BJ 06-11-2016 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20955389)
wow, my little buddy is 9 years old,i hope he hangs in like your guy is!

it gets sad, i've had to carry him outside for a poop when his rear legs failed temporally.

Brought him inside, let him lay down, gave him some clam chowder delivered to his mouth in a bowl with bacon and he smiled all night.

Struggle4Bucks 06-11-2016 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 20955395)
Can you scale to 100k? :)

Only if EPC-Network has the traffic to scale... but i think he was just trying to let us know that isn't a problem...:)

BJ 06-11-2016 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 20955395)
Can you scale to 100k? :)

Yes, there are like 500k businesses using the existing apps I will integrate with, $50/mo 5% adoption rate is 1.25mil/mo. We have only integrated with 1 app/cloud app so far, a very small one, 15,000 active users.

seeandsee 06-11-2016 12:22 PM

THANKS for no tips sir :)

BJ 06-11-2016 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 20955683)
THANKS for no tips sir :)

API's, manipulate web/app apis and create something useful. Offer free 30 day no credit required trials. That's a tip :)

incredibleworkethic 06-11-2016 12:40 PM

Best wishes to you and your dog! Congrats on the success. I like hearing success stories. :)

Bladewire 06-11-2016 12:45 PM

Great news congrats! You're a lot more prepared with your dog than I was with mine of 13 years, never knew what an impact that would have. Anyway, here's to more success!!

dyna mo 06-11-2016 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955404)
it gets sad, i've had to carry him outside for a poop when his rear legs failed temporally.

Brought him inside, let him lay down, gave him some clam chowder delivered to his mouth in a bowl with bacon and he smiled all night.

any advice on things to do to make sure my dog lives as long as possible?

420 06-11-2016 12:48 PM


Bladewire 06-11-2016 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955404)
it gets sad, i've had to carry him outside for a poop when his rear legs failed temporally.

Brought him inside, let him lay down, gave him some clam chowder delivered to his mouth in a bowl with bacon and he smiled all night.

I'm not sure where you are, but here they have people that will come to your home, euthanize for you, and immediately leave after they administer the shot. Google at home euthanasia. Wish I would have known that before my soon and I took Butch to the vet ugh.

BJ 06-11-2016 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20955743)
any advice on things to do to make sure my dog lives as long as possible?

vets, if your dog has floppy ears he will bust his ear drums. Leg things you can't do much about. I've seen happy dogs with 3 legs, like really happy dogs. Vets can amputate, 1-2 week recovery time.

Skin, the have creams that work very well.

quality of life, let to guy eat whatever he wants. I put his food bowl out in the morning, he won't touch until he's absolutely sure I don't have human food for him.

I have 5 acres of land, so he romes for a few hours each day.

Basically, treat him like everyday is christmas.

BJ 06-11-2016 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20955776)
I'm not sure where you are, but here they have people that will come to your home, euthanize for you, and immediately leave after they administer the shot. Google at home euthanasia. Wish I would have known that before my soon and I took Butch to the vet ugh.

he's cool, im in a buddhist country. But, euthanasia is possible but not so much accepted.

dyna mo 06-11-2016 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955779)
vets, if your dog has floppy ears he will bust his ear drums. Leg things you can't do much about. I've seen happy dogs with 3 legs, like really happy dogs. Vets can amputate, 1-2 week recovery time.

Skin, the have creams that work very well.

quality of life, let to guy eat whatever he wants. I put his food bowl out in the morning, he won't touch until he's absolutely sure I don't have human food for him.

I have 5 acres of land, so he romes for a few hours each day.

Basically, treat him like everyday is christmas.

Nice, I'm on the right track then. My guy gets really good table scraps, meat, organs, lots of vegetables, chicken skin, hes a lot happier and his poops are solid. Plenty of outdoors but I'm supposed to take him on more frequent but shorter walks due to his legs, so we go at his pace 3-5 x day. Sometimes hell just sit down and stop walking so I'll carry him a bit.

What's your view on dog vaccinations?

BJ 06-11-2016 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20955803)
Nice, I'm on the right track then.

What's your view on dog vaccinations?

No view because I have not done it since 9 years leaving the states. If you think about it (Im in Thailand) I've not seen too many sick dogs and they're all over the place here.

My understanding, is when they die, they find a safe place to lay down and that's it.

Helix 06-11-2016 01:48 PM

CBD dog treats can work wonders for your pet.
https://www.treatibles.com/

dyna mo 06-11-2016 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 20955812)
No view because I have not done it since 9 years leaving the states. If you think about it (Im in Thailand) I've not seen too many sick dogs and they're all over the place here.

My understanding, is when they die, they find a safe place to lay down and that's it.

i meant your view on if vaccines play into the length of a dog's life, potentially shortening it. i haven't had my guy vaxxed since his 8 weeks old puppy vaccines 9 years ago.

BJ 06-11-2016 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20956010)
i meant your view on if vaccines play into the length of a dog's life, potentially shortening it. i haven't had my guy vaxxed since his 8 weeks old puppy vaccines 9 years ago.

early on, I would think so. After that, let them live their lives. Vaccs make them sick anyways when they're older.


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