A British man is visiting Australia
 

The man at customs asks him "Do you have a criminal record?" The British man replies "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."

99% of americans would miss this. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
History buff here :1orglaugh

Hehehe...you stole that from me fucker! :2 cents::thumbsup:1orglaugh - I forget who I stole it from. Still funny as shit!

I lived there a few years, I get it, and the signs in the car parks I've only ever seen in Australia:

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Maybe the British were deporting him?

OH WAIT... the British deport nobody :)

Nah, the British used to send their convicts to Australia until they realized it just encouraged more crime.

To reduce crime they had to threaten criminals with life in England.

A good one :thumbsup Would be interesting to look at that customs man face :1orglaugh :1orglaugh