Okla. Teen Finds 14-Foot Python in Family's Yard(video) ahhhhhhh!!!!!
 

jeezus :helpme:helpme

my cock long like snake

Cue the onslaught of outraged social media part time animal activists.

hang on there bud. 9 more days. 9 more.

Fucking idiots trying to hang it by its head in front of the trailer for the TV cameras :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I would have caught that snake and sold it too a zoo / collector / anyone that wanted a 14 foot python.
I might then have had enough money to move outta ma trailer.

your face would turn purple and he would eat you!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Impossible. I would shoot it first.

Looks like they're about to ring the dinner bell. Ghettoooo.

look at monkey
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/50cae0yN82E/hqdefault.jpg

Probably as long as the tapeworm in your brain.

That huge Python they got lucky

almost as big as my dick :1orglaugh

Big fella i would be scared to dead if i see it in my backyard

Long azz tyme.

https://images.konga.com/v2/media/ca...ode=aspect_fit

Damn. That's a humongous snake!

That's certainly another level of house "pet" lol