Have you accidentally Stuck Your Dick up a Girls Ass?
 

While she was bent over?

I happened to today, It was in the supermarket and there was this real cute teen, college girl.
She was wearing this micro skirt and she was bent over by the frozen foods, she wasn't wearing underware so I put my cock in.

I was as surprised as her, I had forgotten I wasn't wearing pants, I often go shopping wearing just a t-shirt because I like the freedom, it's pretty long and you can't see anything dangling when I walk around. Anyway, today this girls sweet ass had of course got me hard and when I moved to grab some chips my dick went up her ass.

Yes, and tell your mom I'm sorry!

I don't suppose she will mind, she didn't get any for 30 years.

What supermarket?

Wallmart

I've slipped and nearly did but she was too tight 😂

Once. I liked it so much I turned Gay :banana

So, I was in Walmart the other day buying some frozen goods - You will never guess what happened next...

It was middle of the night sex, the room was almost pitch black and I got overzealous with spreading some lube while she was laying on her belly. I slathered up the area, planted my feet for some squat fucking and plunged into her butt accidentally with one long stroke. She let out a painful scream. It was kind of scary because I thought we were going to have to make a trip to the emergency room.

She recovered after a few minutes and I busted a nut in the correct hole.

What happened in the supermarket will blow your mind, dont go to supermarket until you read this.

Of course, chicks dig as good rump fuck

My gf doesn't like it in the bum, good to know there's always the supermarket.

I personally hate when that happens! The girls usually love it so much they keep bugging me to do it again all the time!

Personally, I much prefer what comes out over putting things in... :2 cents:

Serious question...

Are you posting non serious but hilarious posts just to cover up your serious but just as hilarious previous posts?

It happened to me that I accidentally stuck my dick into a girl's pussy that I believed to be a transvestite :Oh crap

just you gf op

wallmart in uk?

Albertsons

Some of these stories are golden 😂😂😂

I have to dumb it down for teh gfy.
If I said Asda no one would believe me.

GFY needs a new rule. Ban virgins from posting. Anyone who's had anal sex knows it ain't easy to slip it in.

True but I get severe dry sores on my penis so leave is constantly lubed up, hence the reason I don't wear pants. I feel this could have been a contributing factor.

When you get the angles right it's actually pretty easy...