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Sid70 07-01-2016 01:54 PM

Meanwhile in Russia (true video)
 
Motherfuckers are slamming the doors of a newly opened McDo parlor :1orglaugh:helpme


ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-02-2016 03:12 AM

При коммунистах такой куйни не было! Был порядок! Путен, гори в аду:mad:

First McD in USSR, Msc, 1990
http://anashina.com/wp-content/uploa...McDonalds1.jpg

Google Expert 07-02-2016 03:49 AM

Obviously because US culture and food is crap.

queue CyberSEO in 3...2..1...

CurrentlySober 07-02-2016 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 21003178)
Obviously because US culture and food is crap.

queue CyberSEO in 3...2..1...

i like crap... :2 cents:

SilentKnight 07-02-2016 05:04 AM

If memory serves - it was a Canuck who opened the first Mcdee in Russia.

Hannes 07-02-2016 02:33 PM

holy shit thats a ton of money right there

JamesM83 07-02-2016 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21003160)
При коммунистах такой куйни не было! Был порядок! Путен, гори в аду:mad:

First McD in USSR, Msc, 1990
http://anashina.com/wp-content/uploa...McDonalds1.jpg

Oh shit! Looks like em' Russians trying to get a taste of that American dream :1orglaugh

just a punk 07-02-2016 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesM83 (Post 21004366)
Oh shit! Looks like em' Russians trying to get a taste of that American dream :1orglaugh

And they've got it!

http://www.uznayvse.ru/images/storie...1359614198.jpg

Кстати, Sid70 - типичный русский эмигрант-страдалец. Свалил из страны и мотается по миру как какашка в проруби (пока очередная страна его не вышвырнет), но Родиу не забывает. Все время читает новости о России и что-то постит постоянно. Короче, типичный представитель ;)

http://lurkmore.so/images/e/ea/Petr_nostalgie.jpg

Spunky 07-02-2016 11:11 PM

Fillet O Fish for everybody!

OneHungLo 07-02-2016 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 21003178)
Obviously because US culture and food is crap.

queue CyberSEO in 3...2..1...

I clearly remember him saying russians don't eat that crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 07-03-2016 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21004393)
I clearly remember him saying russians don't eat that crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I said that normal people here don't eat that crap. Only poor animals like those in Barnaul (a distant hole in outskirts of Siberia). They will be happy to eat pancakes from shovels either. Do they came there to eat burgers? No, they are storming it for freebies promised by advertising companies.

More Russian videos (ok, even savage people of Barnaul are not so brutal and crazy for freebies as the "1st world monkeys"):








Bladewire 07-03-2016 01:00 AM




Why are you showing
4 year old videos of people
without the internet and
Amazon fighting over
TV's on sale for $10
less in the poorest
cities of the greatest
planet on earth
God calls America ?





http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ClsuuIAaJ6...ruggleFace.gif

















just a punk 07-03-2016 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21004420)
4 year old videos of people
without the internet and
Amazon fighting over
TV's on sale for $10
less in the poorest
cities of the greatest
planet on earth
God calls America ?

M/b because they are poor and stupid animals who are ready to kill for freebies? Russian kids from poor families in the OP's post are not much better, but at least they don't beat each other to get something for free - they smile.

Bladewire 07-03-2016 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21004423)
M/b because they are poor and stupid animals who are ready to kill for freebies? Russian kids from poor families in the OP's post are not much better, but at least they don't beat each other to get something for free - they smile.

Thankfully we are in Gods land, America.

God gives us everything we need.

It's rarely freezing here.

God gives us all the fruit, vegetables,

nutrients, pussy, dick, balls & ass we need.

God loves America and brings all

good people from around the world here

to live Gods given life of plenty.

Blessed be those chosen to live free in America



just a punk 07-03-2016 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21004462)
Thankfully we are in Gods land, America.

https://redeeminggod.com/wp-content/...re-300x225.jpg

Bladewire 07-03-2016 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21004468)
I wants to cum to 'Merica


Bro I'll sponsor you. Seriously. No joke yo.

JFK 07-03-2016 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21003202)
If memory serves - it was a Canuck who opened the first Mcdee in Russia.

Yup, George Cohen ?

just a punk 07-03-2016 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21004471)

Bro I'll sponsor you. Seriously. No joke yo.

Sounds good :thumbsup This is the toy I would like to start with:

http://i.artfile.ru/3543x2172_670994...rtFile.ru].jpg

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesM83 (Post 21004366)
Oh shit! Looks like em' Russians trying to get a taste of that American dream :1orglaugh

I still remember this time - coca cola, bublegum, levis... And Germany's porno, of course:thumbsup Das ist fantastisch:thumbsup

http://bubblebutt-pron.ru/uploads/25...04-00-18-3.jpg

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21004369)
Кстати, Sid70 - типичный русский эмигрант-страдалец. Свалил из страны и мотается по миру как какашка в проруби (пока очередная страна его не вышвырнет), но Родиу не забывает. Все время читает новости о России и что-то постит постоянно. Короче, типичный представитель ;)

http://lurkmore.so/images/e/ea/Petr_nostalgie.jpg

Дак как же забыть ее, Матушку:winkwink:

https://otvet.imgsmail.ru/download/5...7f8916_800.jpg

just a punk 07-03-2016 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21004849)
Das ist fantastisch

The German porn of 80s is now a part of Soviet sex culture :) With all those excited plumbers and dentists: "ja, ja mein liebling frau, das ist fantastisch" :)


crockett 07-03-2016 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21003160)
При коммунистах такой куйни не было! Был порядок! Путен, гори в аду:mad:

First McD in USSR, Msc, 1990
http://anashina.com/wp-content/uploa...McDonalds1.jpg


They were used to standing in bread lines back then.. now look at them under Putin's watch..like a bunch of wild hoodlums.

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21004900)
The German porn of 80s is now a part of Soviet sex culture :)

я! их шприцен!! гут!!! :1orglaugh

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21004975)
They were used to standing in bread lines back then.. now look at them under Putin's watch..like a bunch of wild hoodlums.

agree, Putin must burn in hell:1orglaugh

Moscow's shop 1986 (perestroyka and glasnost)
http://go2life.net/uploads/posts/201...astronomia.jpg

Moscow's shop 2016 (under Obama's sanctions)
http://www.aisberg.com/files/images/...milenews2b.jpg

crockett 07-03-2016 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21005137)
agree, Putin must burn in hell:1orglaugh

Moscow's shop 1986 (perestroyka and glasnost)
http://go2life.net/uploads/posts/201...astronomia.jpg

Moscow's shop 2016 (under Obama's sanctions)
http://www.aisberg.com/files/images/...milenews2b.jpg

Yes, yes I see no one can afford to shop.. Lucky we sent you guys some big macs..

Sarn 07-03-2016 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21005161)
Yes, yes I see no one can afford to shop.. Lucky we sent you guys some big macs..

no one :1orglaugh

bns666 07-03-2016 11:52 AM

it was even worse in some eastern eu countries in the 90s

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21005161)
Yes, yes I see no one can afford to shop.. Lucky we sent you guys some big macs..

146% true:thumbsup
only Putin's girlfriends and KGB's agents have money for shoping in Russia. All another must posting shit on gfy forum for 5 cents per post:1orglaugh

crockett 07-03-2016 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 21005200)
146% true:thumbsup
only Putin's girlfriends and KGB's agents have money for shoping in Russia. All another must posting shit on gfy forum for 5 cents per post:1orglaugh

Well thank god we can save them with the Big Mac lend lease program.

ZiggiZiggiCrew 07-03-2016 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21005212)
Well thank god we can save them with the Big Mac lend lease program.

no Big Mac shit plz, sugar and pork meat much better:thumbsup
http://cdn.tvc.ru/pictures/o/154/063.jpg

and free access for Brazzers's sites:thumbsup оченна хочецца падрачить
http://russian7.ru/wp-content/upload...fc507_prev.jpg

Dvae 07-03-2016 08:23 PM

Free borshch for everyone!!

Phoenix 07-03-2016 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 21005980)
Free borshch for everyone!!

i love borsch

just a punk 07-03-2016 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 21005995)
i love borsch

Everybody loves borsch :pimp

http://gotovimborsch.ru/wp-content/u...ian_borsch.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...oho_koryat.jpg

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21004408)
I said that normal people here don't eat that crap. Only poor animals like those in Barnaul (a distant hole in outskirts of Siberia). They will be happy to eat pancakes from shovels either. Do they came there to eat burgers? No, they are storming it for freebies promised by advertising companies.

"Nowadays 471 McDonald's restaurants serve more than 950,000 customers per day in Russia"

That's 360 million ruskies chomping down that good ol' American food :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

just a punk 07-04-2016 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006250)
"Nowadays 471 McDonald's restaurants serve more than 950,000 customers per day in Russia"

We have more than 950,000 of poor people here. But even poor ones have to eat. So McDonald's and other crustyburgers will always find their clients. The bums think your cheeseburgers are better than rats.

BTW, here is the official Walmart company statistics: total number of animal customers fighting for the goods per week: 100,000,000

Not just for goods, even for Chinese toy guns:



:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21006277)
We have more than 950,000 of poor people here. But even poor ones have to eat. So McDonald's and other crustyburgers will always find their clients.

That's billion americans killing each other for that good ol' Chinese goods :thumbsup

Nobody overe here is killing anything for chinese goods but there are a shit ton of ruskies eating all that American food up :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

just a punk 07-04-2016 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006286)
Nobody overe here is killing anything for chinese goods

O'rly? Tell that to these animals fighting over cheap Chinese goods:



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21006295)
O'rly? Tell that to these animals fighting over cheap Chinese goods:



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cheap goods made in china sold by American companies.

See below:





All those ruskies spending thier rubles on that fine American cuisine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They can't get enuff of it! You can see the glow on thier faces as they get just a taste of the best country on the planet :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 02:07 AM

Haha i bet cyberseo goes to mickey d's a few times a week. He probably hits up wendys and burger king too! Maybe even gets a starbucks coffee every morning :1orglaugh

I can see him strolling down the red square with his starbucks in one hand and his iphone in the other :1orglaugh

Thanks for supporting American companies cyberseo :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

just a punk 07-04-2016 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006346)
Haha i bet cyberseo goes to mickey d's a few times a week. Thanks for supporting American companies cyberseo

I visit Mcdonalds and KFC (known here as "сеть бесплатных туалетов" - just put this phrase into Google and it will give you a link to Mcdonalds ))))) every time when I want to pee, because there is a free toilet. I believe my urine is really priceless for american companies. So you guys can always count on my support :thumbsup

http://iphonec.ru/files/iphonec/reg_images/mtualet2.jpg

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21006352)
I visit Mcdonalds and KFC (known here as "сеть бесплатных туалетов") every time when I want to pee, because there is a free toilet. I believe my urine is priceless for american companies. You guys can always count on my support :thumbsup

http://iphonec.ru/files/iphonec/reg_images/mtualet2.jpg


No matter what you say on here, i guarantee you're patronizing our American companies in the motherland.

And we thank you for that :1orglaugh

just a punk 07-04-2016 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006376)
No matter what you say on here, i guarantee you're patronizing our American companies in the motherland.

Sure thing ;) Gong to do a new donation today :)

http://crooksandliars.com/files/medi...6/03/33108.jpg

Thank me later :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006316)
Cheap goods made in china sold by American companies.

Didn't know that Samsung is a US company now :upsidedow BTW, all food that is being sold in Russian MacDonalds is made in... (surprise ;) Russia, so the money goes right into pockets of 160 Russian companies - the official food suppliers of MacDonalds here. The salaries and taxes stay in Russia too :winkwink:

OneHungLo 07-04-2016 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21006385)
BTW, all food that is being sold in Russian MacDonalds is made in... (surprise ;) Russia, so the money goes right into pockets of 160 Russian companies - the official suppliers of MacDonalds here :winkwink:

Lol is that what you tell yourself as you suck down those big macs? :1orglaugh

just a punk 07-04-2016 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21006397)
Lol is that what you tell yourself as you suck down those big macs? :1orglaugh

That's wikipedia, dude :winkwink: It says the money stays in Russia while I guess that my urine goes right to you. I don't know how do you use it, but I hope you really enjoy it :)


OneHungLo 07-04-2016 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21006400)
That's wikipedia, dude :winkwink: It says the money stays in Russia while I guess that my urine goes right to you. I don't know how do you use it, but I hope you really enjoy it :)

Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself so that youre able to eat your daily big mac :1orglaugh

I'm sure all the other American companies you patronize give all the profits back to the ruskies too :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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