How do you find out you are gay? <<serious>>
 

So people have insinuated to me that they think I am gay just because my mate and I like to have a few drinks and talk about guy stuff like how far can you cum shot and why does everyones cum taste different.
I am married but it got me thinking.

If I was, you know gay. How would I know?

When my mate blows his load I don't get any more turned on than when my wife squirts on the duvet.

There is a very easy way to know.

Have your friend build a paper mache volcano. Once he has a it done you have him put a container of vinegar that he has put red food coloring in inside the volcano. He will then drop baking soda into the top of the volcano. When it hits the vinegar it will cause an "eruption." If, while the volcano is erupting, you are sucking his cock then you are gay.

watch the movie bloodsport. if you liked the fighting, you are hetero. if you liked van damme, you are gay.

:2 cents:

I will download bloodsport but I already know I love Van Damme! that guy rocks.

I have never sucked his cock or any cock, I have only had cum shooting competitions with him and recently we tried each others cum.
We also go swimming / sauna (naked). We don't swim nude though lol.

The second you ask the question.

Perhaps it is because you haven't seen him making the volcano erupt. That eruption could awaken something inside you and make you suddenly desire to gobble his penis down.

Those tits in your sig are awakening something inside me.

When your friend bends over in front of you do you accidentally stick your cock up his butt?

Legitimate question.

You tasted his cum? Dude you are so gay. I mean why would what your buddies cum taste like ever matter to you or anyone? Some are gay and just do not want to believe it or know it. You might be both

you like transsexuals ? there are a chance you are a bi.

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Pretty sure you gotta do some gay shit first haha

Insert Jim Carey cum in my ass clip -----> here

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plug a gay guy and see how you feel :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hope this simple test answers your question...
 

Does't this image turn you on?

Yes = Gay / No = Gay


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